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*CLASSIFIED01*: Wesker.
*CLASSIFIED01*: Hey, Wesker.
*CLASSIFIED01*: Albert, I have all night.
awesker: ...Yes, Birkin?
*CLASSIFIED01*: Did you get the images I sent you?
awesker: I was just about to check my email.
awesker: Let's see… viral samples, very good… test subjects… and a kitten.
*CLASSIFIED01*: Isn't it such an adorable kitten? Sherry saw it at a shop window today.
awesker: It is… certainly a kitten.
*CLASSIFIED01*: I'm going to surprise her with it on her birthday. Great idea, right?
awesker: Sure. Birkin, how long before the test results for G are prepped?
*CLASSIFIED01*: A week, week and a half. Anyway-
awesker: What!?
*CLASSIFIED01*: I've been thinking about the decorations for Sherry's party. Do you think the colour theme should be gold and white, or blue and black?
awesker: Birkin, I don't honestly give a shit about your daughter or her obsession with furred creatures. The G-virus is our ticket out of Umbrella. We need it done ASAP.
*CLASSIFIED01*: Albert, Albert, you're too high-strung. You need to chill out, smoke a joint every now and then. Take it easy. It'll be done when it's done.
awesker: That is an idiotic expression conjured by half-wits with no ambition or self-awareness.
*CLASSIFIED01*: -_- My wife and I say it all the time.
awesker: She's a lovely woman.
*CLASSIFIED01*: Look, I'll see what I can do to speed things along. Can you promise me you'll make it for Sherry's party?
awesker: Fine. Shall I assume I am to bring a gift for the little… angel?