Emoji Evil

by coolkid32

Ah, the joys of instant messaging. Whether you're a mole for a secret bioweapon manufacturer or a hapless employee of a corrupt police force, there's no shortage of happy madness in Raccoon City.

3. Silent Treatment

GalWithAGl0ck has signed on.

MasterOfRevolver60 has signed on.

GalWithAGl0ck: Barry, I assume that's you.

GalWithAGl0ck: …

GalWithAGl0ck: …

GalWithAGl0ck: Okay, what's up? Why the silent treatment?

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GalWithAGl0ck: The fuck?

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GalWithAGl0ck: Barry, what's going on over on your end?

MasterOfRevolver60 has signed off.

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GalWithAGl0ck: Okay, that's it! I'm coming over to check on you.

MasterOfRevolver60: sorry jill. tRying to figure out this damn computer. kEeps asking me to update my software. asdghjaskdgkj

GalWithAGl0ck: You alright, Barry? Having an old man moment? :D

MasterOfRevolver60: hey, im not exactLy walking about in cRutches.

GalWithAGl0ck: LOL. Tell me when the hot flashes kick in - I want pictures.

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GalWithAGl0ck: Oh for fuck's sake.