StayFrosty98 has signed on.

CoolGuyKenneth has signed on.

AirForceDude1972 has signed on.

NurseBeccaOfYore has signed on.

StayFrosty98: ONE OF US, ONE OF US, ONE OF US!

CoolGuyKenneth: Enough, Joe. It was funny the first time. Not the millionth.

StayFrosty98: I'm just fooling 'round, Kenny. CHILLLLLLLL… get it, chill? Like, my name's Frost and I'm telling you to calm down.

CoolGuyKenneth: I get the joke. Just waiting for it to be funny.

AirForceDude1972: Alright guys, let's give Rebecca a break - it's her first day. I hope these two yahoos haven't been giving you too much trouble?

NurseBeccaOfYore: No, no, it's okay. You've all been so nice and so accommodating.

StayFrosty98: YAHOOS!? Mr. Redfield, I am insulted. I am the finest class of n'er-do-well this side of New Jersey. How dare you make such a claim? That's it, you're not invited to my annual St. Patrick's Day party.

CoolGuyKenneth: He's not missing much, Joe. Beyond you trying miserably to pick up drunk chicks at hole-in-the-wall bars and getting kicked in the gonads, that is.

StayFrosty98: That happened ONE time. And only because I insinuated that the guy sitting next to her was her boyfriend.

CoolGuyKenneth: Let's call it what it is. She was black, the other dude was black, and that's why you thought they were together.

StayFrosty98: They were sitting close together. I didn't even read race into the situation.

CoolGuyKenneth: Uh-huh. Keep telling yourself that, racist.

StayFrosty98: Come on, man. Dude. Buddy. I love black people. I have black friends.

CoolGuyKenneth: Like…?

StayFrosty98: Well you, for one. That chick working at Domino's. The guy on Main Street, working the car wash.

CoolGuyKenneth: Car wash guy's Latino.

StayFrosty98: Same difference, right?

CoolGuyKenneth has signed off.

StayFrosty98: Uh… guys. Kenneth just got up from his desk. He's coming towards me.

AirForceDude1972: We can see, Joe.

StayFrosty98: I don't like the look in his eyes.

StayFrosty98: Please, help maeaklfnjksdfnjksadbnfjkasdbnfjksbndfjksjk.

StayFrosty98 has signed off.

AirForceDude1972: Wow. I have not seen a throttling like that in ages.

NurseBeccaOfYore: Does stuff like this happen often?

AirForceDude1972: You'd be surprised.