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MariniMan: So, like I was saying, there I was on my beat, when some punk comes crashing through the storefront window of a bakery - a BAKERY of all things! - waving around this little Beretta 70 and screaming "I am Jesus! I am Jesus!".

MasterOfRevolver60: No kidding.

MariniMan: Yeah. And I'm sitting in my car, thinking to myself, "Christ, kid. You'd at least be better off getting a higher caliber of gun before proclaiming yourself the messiah."

MasterOfRevolver60: Ha ha ha. Kid shoulda had my Colt, now THAT would make a statement.

MariniMan: Ah yes, the Anaconda. Fine gun - though I'm curious why you didn't spring for the Python. Not a fan of handcrafted firearms?

MasterOfRevolver60: Are you serious? I have a Python hanging over my fireplace, just shined it this morning.

MariniMan: Now that I'd have to see. So what is it then?

MasterOfRevolver60: For my money, a good-quality sidearm shouldn't be shaking from recoil or slow to fire. Bit heavier than others, but the Anaconda makes up for it where it counts.

MariniMan: People could say the same 'bout the Python.

MasterOfRevolver60: Eh, I prefer a gun with a bit more weight to it. Feels right.

MariniMan: Can't argue with that. Gotta say, I'm impressed you got us that deal with the Kendos.

MasterOfRevolver60: Oh, that? Wasn't much to it - we go back a ways, I called in a favour, nothing complicated.

MariniMan: I'm liking the feel of these Samurai Edge pistols, beautiful construction, lots of potential for modification.

MasterOfRevolver60: Yeah, Joe outdid himself. I'm thinking of tinkering with mine, just to see if it can fire .40 caliber bullets.

MariniMan: Good ol' Barry Burton, trying to turn everything into a revolver. I can only imagine what Kathy thinks of this.

MasterOfRevolver60: I think she gets a kick out of me showing off my latest modifications - though she's worried that the kids might get into the gun collection and hurt themselves.

MariniMan: Ah, she worries too much. They're old enough to know not to fuck around with firearms. Right?

MasterOfRevolver60: All I know is, when I was their age all I wanted to do was learn to shoot my old man's Winchester.

MariniMan: Now THAT takes me back.

MariniMan: Shit, looked at the clock - almost quittin' time. Continue this conversation at Jack's Bar?

MasterOfRevolver60: You buying?

MariniMan: Tell me more about that Winchester and we'll see.

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