A/N: I'M ALIVE! I had a ton of homework and my mind kept drawing a blank but whatevs. This time the style is crazy and just me writing stuff off the top of my head while still making it funny. Anyway, I don't own Disney, its characters or specifically, the Three Caballeros. Enjoy!

#3- Return Of The Aracuan

The one thing anyone, and I mean ANYONE could say yes to in less time than it takes to blink is that a certain small red bird is absolutely insane. He's everywhere, even when he isn't. Don't ask how that works, it just does. Anyway, it just so happened José was walking through the streets of Bahia that day when a tune that put a sugar rush to shame reached his ears.

"Por que agora?" he sighed, forgetting what happened the last time he outstretched his arm with a cigar in hand.

"Ara-cuan(x 20)," followed by sharp hoot like sounds began getting closer with each passing second.

The parrot tried to ignore it as much as he could but he unfortunately (or fortunately if you like seeing José getting annoyed?) didn't get too far before the speedy stripe shirt wearing Aracuan caught up to him. Still singing, he swiped the cigar from the Brazilian Caballero just as he was raising it in a single hop before continuing to sing.

"Voltar aqui voce crazy bird!" José called out but it was too late. The Aracuan was gone. With a sigh he just kept going on his way, swinging his trusty umbrella on his elbow enjoying the lovely sights. Specifically, flirting with the ladies. On a side note, he managed to get chased halfway down the road by angry guys who wanted him quit. So that ended well didn't it? Anyway, he enjoyed it nonetheless.

~POV Change~

Ah, the sweet love between friends. Especially when it's the Kohai and the Sempai. Don'cha think? Point is, little Kohai was singing happily as he followed Sempai all over the town at a safe distance. No this isn't a stalker kohai stop thinking like that you jerks (jkjk). So who is this mysterious friendship seeker you ask? Why none other than the Aracuan! The little bird speedily made his way between the other people all the way towards the green parrot who he really liked hanging around although he couldn't say the same for the aforementioned bird. So he sang louder.

"Ara-cuan(x 20).

"Voce denovo?" José sighed annoyed.

At that the red bird let out giant (and fake) sobs as he practically acted out something out of a really bad drama show.

"There there Amigo. What's got you so sad?" even the Brazilian bird couldn't stand to see people sad so he propped his umbrella up on thin air which somehow stayed standing, and lifted the Aracuan off the ground. However the second he did so... guess what happened? Not a good thing that's for sure. Skipping over the details except for a warning sign (how'd that get there?) that says...

"WARNING: INSANITY EQUALS A SUGAR RUSH X9000!"

Wonder why? We'll never know...

~Time Skip of Bahia!~

"Ola Donal?" José had called his friend with a very specific question in mind.

"Hi Joe! What's the matter?" Donald greeted happily in comparison to the usual grumpy tone he had.

"Donal..." he began going off in rapid Portuguese as usual causing the duck on the other end of the line to pull out at least an entire tower of Portuguese to English books until...

"Or as you American's say, we have a situation." So after a few minutes of explaining, a long sigh came from the two of them.

"Call Panchito, I think I have an idea," the Disney star concluded before hanging up. José was quick in dialing the other number.

"Hola? Quien habla?" a groggy voice asked.

"Panchito? are you awake my friend? I think I have a problem," the parrot sighed again.

"Ah José! Perdon! I just woke up from a siesta. Fell asleep by accident," Panchito chuckled followed by a short yawn.

Once again he had to explain the "Aracuan Problem" as they called it. "I almost feel sorry for you but it sounds so funny," the rooster was trying really hard not to laugh out loud.

"Anyway, Donald is calling on the other phone so I guess he's heading to your house already. I'll see you there. Buena suerte!"

Poor José. At least he's got thoughtful friends at his side to help him out. Here are the translations for this chapter and hopefully nobody minded the randomness of the style for the Aracuan section, after all, he IS a very random bird so why not? Review, leave prompts, favorite, tell me if something needs to be fixed, or whatever you wanna do after finishing. I hope you enjoyed reading~

Translations (Portuguese)
Por que agora? = Why now?

Voltar aqui voce crazy bird! = Get back here you crazy bird!

Voce denovo? = You again?

(Spanish)
Quien Habla? =Who's calling?

Buena Suerte = Good luck