I'M ALIVE! Sorry I haven't updated in a REALLY long time. I've just been drowned in homework and to be honest that's EXACTLY WHAT I SHOULD BE DOING. Anyway, it's good to be back. The idea came from a comment I found on a video about our beloved Caballeros about what if they had a world in Kingdom Hearts? I to be honest LOVED the idea and thought, why not? BTW: I DO NOT own The 3 Caballeros because if I did, they would have plenty of movies and be featured in other Disney games. Enjoy!~
"Hey Donald, what's this world?" Sora asked curiously.
The duck made his way to the front of the Gummi ship to look at the world only to nearly jump in joy.
Oh boy! Oh boy! he thought excitedly.
"A-hyuck. Donald actually looks happy for once~" Goofy joked, gettting a glare from the aforementioned bird.
"Come on Donald, don't get mad. Anyway, do you know the name of this world?" the teen smiled as he asked his question.
"This is Traveler's Paradise. But it doesn't look like it's in good shape like it usually is," Donald seemed to become a bit more concerned but his other two companions didn't press for answers. Skipping over any "feels" sections that are trying to ram into the ship, they successfully landed in a mysterious space with nothing in it except a book on the floor.
"Hey let's check it out guys!" the spiky haired boy ran up to it the minute he caught sight of it.
"SORA GET BACK HERE!" Donald demanded although he ended up chasing him while Goofy caught up by using his shield as a skateboard of sorts.
"Well then let's open it," the knight took a good look at the book, scratching his head.
"Right," Sora knelt on the ground and flipped said book open to a page that showed the South American continent with someone seemingly asleep leaning on a black umbrella. Donald cleared his throat. The green bird gave a startled shout before regaining his composure and gave a sweeping bow.
"Olá meu amigos! Eu sou Zé Carioca," he introduced until he noticed a certain someone barely able to contain his excitement.
"Donal!" he raised his hat in a cheerful greeting.
"Wait. You two know each other already? Since when?" The keyblade wielder asked curiously.
"They're good ol' friends. Panchito is another one in the group. Wonder where he is," Goofy shrugged as he explained.
"So...Have you been to Bahia?" the parrot asked, leaning forward on his umbrella. "Nope. I haven't," both Goofy and Sora answered.
"No? Well let's go!" a light happy tune began playing from somewhere as he began to sing:
If you go to Bahia my friend, you'll never return!
He began when ALL OF A SUDDEN HE SPLIT INTO FOURS which by the way surprised the others
E muita sorte teve, e muita sorte tem, e muita sorte tera~!(?)
Have you been to Bahia my friends?
"Uh-uh" the others replied watching him begin to dance.
"Well, let's go!" he exclaimed
They have vatapá! The parrot made his clones vanish as he introduced the new items.
"What's that?" Goofy asked while Donald and Sora hummed along in the background.
They have caruru! he continued without explaining and simply kept going.
"Is that so?" the keyblade wielder raised an eyebrow
They have munguzá!
"Munguzá?" Now the two who just met José were absolutely curious.
Do you like to Samba?
"Oh, sure!" Donald jumped up happily.
Nas sacadas dos sobrados(?)
José made made his three other clones pop back up to dance a samba with him but this time in... dresses? The trio smiled although only the duck was really used to his friend's antics.
Da velha Sao Salvador(?)
A lembranca das donzelas do tempo do imperador(?)
Tudo, tudo na Bahia, faz a gente querer bem(?) With another outfit change, the Brazilian bird was now in sailor clothes happily dancing away still with a glint in his eyes.
A Bahia tem um jeito que nenhuma terra tem(?)
Dododododododo Much to Sora and Goofy's surprise the four birds stacked up.
Have you been to Bahia my friends? They asked again.
"Nope!"
With that, Donald let out a shrinking spell at the same time he was hit with a hammer on the head knocking his hat over his face.
"Well, let's go!"
When you go to Bahia my friend, you'll never return!
E muita sorte teve, e muita sorte tem, e muita sorte tera~!
A final time, the new member of the team danced along with Joe 1, 2, and 3. before getting abruptly cut off.
"Have YOU been to Bahia?" Donald snapped impatiently. His fellow band member stared at him then chuckled.
"Donal you haven't changed at all meu amigo," he replied instead of giving the usual, sad, and cute(?) no that came with that question.
"So how do you two know each other?" the blue eyed teenager asked.
"They're ol' pals those two. They're just missin' Panhito now to finish the band," the knight replied with a big grin on his face although he completely messed up the bird in question's name.
"Oh hush!" the magician hissed before continuing "So where is Panchito?" José shrugged.
"He was on the sarape last I saw him. Monsters were attacking the Mexico page," he answered, flipping the pages until a pitch black page caught their attentions.
"Let's go! The heartless are there and we won't find Donald's friend unless we beat 'em," Sora concluded, using the keyblade's power to get them in without a problem.
The usually colorful and lively world of Mexico was... well... the exact opposite. For one, the streets looked terribly gloomy. Not to mention there were heartless roaming the area wearing...sombreros? Okay that's just strange but I'll go along with it since this is Disney logic coming into play again. But hey those guitars must be pretty dangerous if they can make soundwaves turn into explosives on contact with anything.
"Woah! I've never seen Heartless use weapons like THAT before!" Because they had no magical transport, they were forced to go headfirst into the mob of creatures. Of course the heartless bashing trio was already experienced but they never expected a red bird that was NOT the one they were looking for to show up, help José in some weird way that could be considered annoying beyond description, then actually managed to confuse the enemy so much that there wasn't that much of a problem kicking butt.
The aforementioned umbrella wielding bird was using said item as a sword that was actually surprisingly not falling apart. That thing had even been used as a boomerang for goodness sakes!
"Well gee that was exhausting," Sora casually shrugged when they were done.
"Don'cha think we shoulda run into 'im by now?" Goofy asked, watching Donald almost break his staff thinking about what could've happened to his friend. "Don't worry meu amigo. He's bound to be around here somewhere," The suave character assured, patting his fellow Caballero on the back. Walking through the still empty, but now somewhat brighter streets it wasn't anything special that caught there attention.
Unless that SOMETHING JUST SO HAPPENED TO BE GUNSHOTS AND MARIACHI SHOUTS OF VICTORY.
"PANCHITO!" the two Caballeros instantly ran into their friend who had gone full on bull fighter mode and kicked heartless butt all on his own.
"Hola mis amigos! How are you doing?" he asked.
"Oh hey Panchito," Goofy greeted after the two other birds finally finished their reunion.
"Hello Goofy! Nice to see you again. Who's this muchacho?" Panchito asked when he finally noticed Sora actually being there.
"Name's Sora. It's nice to meetcha," the teenager greeted, happy to see his friends reuniting with their old ones.
"Nice to meet you too. Normally I would give you a tour on the magic sarape but it looks like that'll have to wait another day. Who says we go show those things what the Three Caballeros have to say about coming uninvited?" With a cheer, the group of five began their mission to save Mexico!
I hope you enjoyed reading my little crossover. Review, leave suggestions for the next chapter, and correct me if I've made a mistake somewhere! I wasn't sure about the lyrics to the song which is why there are question marks so if anyone knows the lyrics for sure, please tell me so I can correct them! Thanks again!
Translations:
Olá meu amigos! Eu sou Zé Carioca = Hello my friends! My name is José Carioca
Hola mis amigos = Hello my friends!
Muchacho = Young man