Guys, this will be a short chapter considering Goldie attacking everyone. The next chapter WILL be longer, by like, a lot.
GoldieTheFazbear: "Sorry about that, guys. Freddy might need some anger management. Well, that brings us to our next guest on The Goldie Show, the one and only Golden Freddy!"
GoldieTheFazbear lets an infuriated Golden Freddy in, and he begins to attack the stage crew.
Golden Freddy: "GOD DAMN IT, TURN ME BACK TO MY NORMAL AGE YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!"
Golden Freddy starts to strangle Mike, a member of the crew
Audience screams
Stage Crew Mike: "OH MY GOD! YOU FREAKING PSYCHOPATH!"
Stage Crew Jeremy: "SECURITY! GET OVER HERE ASAP!"
Stage Crew Vincent: "Oh, I'm sure Mike will be fine, no need to call the guards,"
Golden Freddy: "That's right. NOW TURN ME BACK TO AN ADULT, YOU SON OF A BITCH!"
Goldie pulls out a gun and shoots Golden Freddy in the neck with a tranquilizer dart. Audience gasps.
GoldieTheFazbear: "Yeah, he'll be out in a minute."
Golden Freddy continues to strangle Mike, who is about to pass out from asphyxiation
Golden Freddy: "TURN...ME...BACK!"
A glaze comes over his eyes and he starts to lose consciousness
Golden Freddy: "Y-you bastards, t-turn...me...back,"
Golden Freddy faints and falls off of Mike's neck.
Stage Crew Jeremy: "That was close. Ok, we are never letting anyone in this studio again without a background check."
Stage Crew Vincent: "Aww, but Golden Freddy was winning!"
Mike and Jeremy glare at Vincent
GoldieTheFazbear: "Ok, that was...far from exemplary. We'll be back when Golden Freddy regains consciousness!"
Curtain closes and audience boos Golden Freddy