2 hours later...

Eventually, Goldie starts to wake up, but is "drunk" from the tranquilizer dart.

GoldieTheFazbear: "Ugh, FINALLY! I was just about to kick you out of the studio!"

Golden Freddy: "The hell is going on?"

GoldieTheFazbear: "You're on live TV with over 5 million viewers. Now say hi to the audience!"

Golden Freddy: "H-hi to the audience,"

GoldieTheFazbear: "No, you imbecile!"

Goldie slaps Golden Freddy across the face, waking him up.

Golden Freddy: "Ow! You bitch!"

GoldieTheFazbear: "There we go. NOW say hi to your fans!"

Golden Freddy: "Sup, bitches?"

Audience laughs

GoldieTheFazbear: "Well, looks like we've got quite a show ahead of us today! So, Goldie, who's your favorite person at school, and why?"

Golden Freddy: "Well, Bonnie and Chica are ok, but the rest of them are all big fucking douches."

Audience laughs

Golden Freddy: "Except, Chica, you know, she cries way too much and it gets SOOOOO ANNOYING! Bonnie's super nice, but she's too sensitive. And don't even get me started on the Toys. I motherfucking hate them!"

GoldieTheFazbear: "Wow, you really don't like people, do you?"

Golden Freddy: "Goldie, you couldn't be more right about that."

GoldieTheFazbear: "Looks like we have the same problem,"

Audience boos

GoldieTheFazbear: "Oh, shit! I almost forgot about you guys! Just to clarify, I'm fine with you guys, but I don't like people who try to get up in my face. Got it?"

Audience nods.

Golden Freddy: "Well, at least that's settled."

GoldieTheFazbear: "How about your brother? Do you love him or hate him?"

Golden Freddy: "Freddy? He's pretty nice in general, but whenever he starts getting all lovey with Bonnie, it makes me want to puke! It's super gross and irritating! And please, do NOT mention him kissing her, or I will literally vomit all over the stage! I really hate how he does that in front of everyone! It's repugnant!"

GoldieTheFazbear: "Wow, we have a lot in common! I hate romance as well! About Freddy, I just interviewed him, and he grossed me out about Bonnie. That was not cool."

Golden Freddy: "Yeah..."

GoldieTheFazbear: "Anyway, one final Fazgang member- Foxy? What about him?"

Golden Freddy: "He's fine, but he's such a perv! One time, he tried to harass Bonnie- I almost puked my guts up!"

GoldieTheFazbear: "Ok, I'll watch him closely when I interview him. Finally, what do you think about the Toys?"

Golden Freddy: "I hate the majority of them. For instance, Toy Bonnie is such a narcissist! All she cares about is putting on makeup, designer clothes, and how she looks! She always makes fun of other people for their appearance, but she's hideous without makeup!"

GoldieTheFazbear: "Alright, I better grab a wet Kleenex and see how pretty she really is,"

Golden Freddy: "Yeah, I bet you could wipe off 99% of her beauty using that Kleenex,"

Audience laughs

Toy Bonnie Fans: "Shut the hell up!"

GoldieTheFazbear: "You! Fuck off!"

Goldie flips off the Toy Bonnie fans, and the audience cracks up.

GoldieTheFazbear: "What about Toy Chica?"

Golden Freddy: "Still hate her. I accidentally got the tiniest bit of dirt on her, and she flipped out. I mean, the hell's your problem, bitch?"

Even more laughing

GoldieTheFazbear: "How about the dumbass Toy Freddy? And Mangle?"

Golden Freddy: "Well, you got that right, Goldie. He's like a complete retard. His IQ is like, -20 or something impossibly dumb like that. Fucking retard."

Audience laughs

GoldieTheFazbear: "Well, I'm dreading an interview with him..."

Golden Freddy: "Yeah. Back to my point. Mangle's fine, I just don't like her that much."

GoldieTheFazbear: "Alright. Now just 'cause you're my favorite member of the Fazgang, I have a bonus trivia question that will earn you 20 dollars!"

Golden Freddy: "Bring it on, bitch!"

GoldieTheFazbear: "On the first day of school at daycare, how many people wet themselves and who?"

Golden Freddy: "Um, got it! 2 people, they were Bonnie and Foxy!"

GoldieTheFazbear: "Exactly on point!"

Goldie pulls out 20 singles and makes it rain.

Golden Freddy: "Um, we're not in a strip club,"

Audience bursts into laughter.

GoldieTheFazbear: "It's fun! Here, take 10 singles as a bonus!"

Golden Freddy tries it out and decides that throwing money is fun

Golden Freddy: "Yeah, it kind of is fun!"

Audience claps

GoldieTheFazbear "Anyway, Goldie, it was a lot of fun interviewing you, and we hope to see you soon on The Goldie Show!"

Golden Freddy collects the money and begins to walk offstage

Golden Freddy: "Yeah it was actually a lot more fun than I expected. See ya, suckers!"

Goldie walks to the end of the stage and is about to exit when he spots Mike.

Golden Freddy: "You...BASTARD!"

He lunges toward Mike and starts attacking him again.

Stage Crew Mike: "Why, YOU LITTLE SHIT! GET OFF OF ME!"

GoldieTheFazbear: "OH MY FUCKING GOD!"

Curtain closes and audience cheers.