The next day, Goldie continues interviewing the Fazgang.

GoldieTheFazbear: "Oh, god, please tell me nobody liked the last interview yesterday,"

Audience all cheers, and Goldie slams her fist on the table.

GoldieTheFazbear: "SHUT UP!"

Audience stops

GoldieTheFazbear: "Finally! Anyway, I've brought in another special guest. She is one of my friends in the animatronic world, please welcome Springtrapper!"

A gold animatronic wearing a black bowtie walks on the stage. Everyone cheers

GoldieTheFazbear: "Sup, Springtrapper?"

Springtrapper: "Eh, not much. Just wanted to stop by and see who you were interviewing."

GoldieTheFazbear: "Oh, well, in that case, you might not like him,"

Springtrapper: "Why? Who is it?"

Goldie facepalms.

GoldieTheFazbear: "Ok, guys, bring him in,"

Foxy saunters onto the stage.

Foxy: "Yo, guys!"

Audience goes wild.

Foxy turns his head to Springtrapper.

Foxy: "And who is this hottie over here?"

Audience laughs

Springtrapper: "Shut up!"

Foxy purrs sexily. Springtrapper glares at his perverted display.

Foxy: "Ooh, she's got an attitude! How 'bout you come over to my place?"

Audience oohs

Springtrapper: "GOD DAMN IT! I SAID TO SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

GoldieTheFazbear: "Yeah, I can definitely see what everyone was telling me,"

Foxy continues to flirt with Springtrapper, who is about to slap him in the face.

GoldieTheFazbear: "FOXY! STOP IT! I'M HERE TO INTERVIEW YOU, SO FOCUS, GOD DAMN IT!"

Springtrapper groans

Springtrapper: "THANK YOU!"

GoldieTheFazbear: "Anyway, what do you think of everyone at school?"

Foxy: "In general, pretty hot! Hehe."

GoldieTheFazbear: "SERIOUSLY! FOCUS! ARE YOU FUCKING DEAF?"

Audience laughs

Foxy: "But, oh, god, I FUCKING HATE THAT FAZBASTARD FREDDY! He thinks he can steal my girl and get away with it? Not gonna happen!"

GoldieTheFazbear: "What about Chica?"

Foxy: "She's such a crybaby, but in bed? Oh, yeah, I'd do her. I'd do her so hard that she won't even be able to-"

Springtrapper- "STOP!"

Foxy: "But you- I'd pound you even harder! Oh god YES! I'd rattle it in there just enough-"

Springtrapper: "FUCK OFF!"

Springtrapper gets up and slaps Foxy hard across the face. Foxy howls out a fox's mating call.

GoldieTheFazbear: "Yeah, I wouldn't recommend slapping him, he's kind of a sadomasochist,"

Springtrapper: "Oh dear god..."

Goldie groans, but continues on with the interview.

GoldieTheFazbear: "Ugh, what about the other Fazbear?"

Foxy: "Goldie? Nah, he's an annoying smartass. But at least he didn't try to steal Bonnie from me,"

GoldieTheFazbear: "Uh huh. What about the Toys?"

Foxy: "Oh, god! All of them are motherfuckers, but Toy Bonnie and Toy Chica? GOD! They're so hot! I would totally-"

Goldie the Fazbear: "CUT THE SHIT OUT ALREADY!"

Foxy: "Anyway. Toy Freddy is a fucking retard. I mean, come on! Who would want to have sex with that guy?"

Goldie and Springtrapper both groan simultaneously. Springtrapper whispers something to Goldie.

Springtrapper: "How about after the interview, we torture him and kick him out?"

GoldieTheFazbear: "I like your thinking,"

Foxy: "Anyways, Mangle? Nah, I wouldn't bang her that hard. Not enough sex appeal. She does not please me, uh uh! But I would still do her, she's kinda hot."

GoldieTheFazbear: "I take it you think that every girl at school is hot?"

Foxy: "Hell yeah, but nobody is as nearly as hot as this hottie, Springtrapper! You know what? I wanna do you right now!"

Springtrapper: "OH MY FUCKING GOD!"

Suddenly, Springtrapper's eyes glow red and start to bleed. Her fur begins to rip off on her limbs, and across her left eye, showing her endoskeleton.

Foxy: "Oh, god! I don't wanna bang that!"

Nightmare Springtrapper: "I'M GONNA KILL YOU, YOU LITTLE PERVERT! GET THE FUCK BACK HERE!"

GoldieTheFazbear: "Yeah, I think I'll help you."

Goldie and Springtrapper begin to beat Foxy up

Foxy: "OH GOD, NO, THAT IS NOT-PLEASURABLE- OW! MOTHERFUCKERS!"

Audience goes hysterical

Springtrapper reverts to her normal form.

Springtrapper: "NOW GET OUT, YOU FUCKING BASTARD!"

Goldie and Springtrapper throw Foxy out the back door.

Foxy: "B-but I wanted to do you! What happened?"

Springtrapper changes back to Nightmare Springtrapper

Nightmare Springtrapper: "OUT! NOW!"

Seeing her in the nightmare form, Foxy runs off.

GoldieTheFazbear: "Yeah, I think we all need a break from that perverted psychopath, don't we?"

Audience and Springtrapper nods.

GoldieTheFazbear: "Anyway, let's give a big shoutout to my friend Springtrapper, who put up a great fight against that pervert!"

Springtrapper: "Thanks, guys!"

Audience cheers wildly.

Curtain closes. Yep, we're done. SO FAR.