The Interview

by GoldietheFazbear

In this spinoff of BonnieBunBun and GoldieTheFazbear's "Fazbabies", GoldieTheFazbear will be interviewing all of the Fazgang and event the Toys to see what they think of each other. Note- This story will be written in script form, so it will be different from most fanfics. But still, the funny part will come in when Golden Freddy is being interviewed.

6. Chica, Or Not

After an hour, the curtains open.

GoldieTheFazbear: "Ugh, you guys. So we'll be interviewing the crybaby next, I think I might as well kill myself now,"

Audience laughs

GoldieTheFazbear: "Not funny!"

Audience stops

GoldieTheFazbear: "Ok, yeah. We're ready. OK GUYS, BRING HER IN!"

Stage Crew Jeremy: "Uh, we're having a bit of a problem here!"

GoldieTheFazbear: "JUST BRING HER IN"

Mike and Jeremy come on stage, carrying a screaming and crying Chica.

Chica: "NOOO! PUT ME BACK! T-THE STAGE IS- IS SCARY! WAAAAHHH!"

Goldie facepalms

GoldieTheFazbear: "Ugh, here, take this pacifier,"

Goldie stuffs a pacifier into Chica's mouth, and she immediately calms down

GoldieTheFazbear: "So, what do you-"

Chica hears a loud noise and starts bawling.

Chica: "DON'T YELL AT ME!"

Audience groans.

GoldieTheFazbear: "Ugh, ok suck on this thing,"

Goldie gives Chica a baby bottle, but Chica is inconsolable.

GoldieTheFazbear: "MIKE! JEREMY! WE KINDA HAVE A PROBLEM HERE!"

Mike takes one single look at Chica and walks off.

Stage Crew Jeremy: "Oh fuck me,"

Jeremy carries a screaming Chica offstage. Chica throws a fit and kicks him in the face, knocking him over.

A sickening crash sounds.

GoldieTheFazbear: "Uhh, that doesn't sound too good,"

Goldie takes a look backstage and sees Jeremy passed out.

GoldieTheFazbear: "Yeah, we can't do this right now. We'll be right back with another of the preschoolers,"

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