Half an hour later, Goldie reappears.

GoldieTheFazbear: "Ok, this interview was one that I was hoping wouldn't happen, but anyway, we have another one of my friends here, please welcome Savion the Panda!"

A tall, red eyed panda wearing karate gi walks in.

Savion: "Hey guys!"

Audience cheers.

GoldieTheFazbear: "Yeah, hey Savion! Jut sayin', you might wanna watch out for the interviewee,"

Savion: "Uhh, why exactly?"

All of a sudden, shrieks sound backstage

Toy Bonnie: "Ugh! Get me out of here! This place is filthy- YOU'RE SMEARING MY MAKEUP!"

Toy Bonnie stomps on stage.

GoldieTheFazbear: "Anyway, this is-"

Toy Bonnie: "Shh. Honey, let the princess speak for herself,"

Toy Bonnie puts her hand over Goldie's mouth

Toy Bonnie: "I am Toy Bonnie, the most beautiful rabbit on this planet. I expect all of you to bow before me and do what I say!"

Savion: "That's debatable..."

Toy Bonnie: "Oh, and who is this plebian over here? He looks like he needs a haircut!"

Savion: "Wow, that's nice."

GoldieTheFazbear: "JUST DO THE DAMN INTERVIEW TOY BONNIE!"

Toy Bonnie: "Excuse me, darling?"

GoldieTheFazbear: "We're doing an interview, genius!"

Audience laughs

Toy Bonnie: "Oh, well, why don't you go put on some makeup first? I'm sure your eyes will appreciate it!"

GoldieTheFazbear: "Oh, well why don't you go burn off your face? I'm sure everyone in the universe will appreciate it! Especially Bonnie!"

Audience cheers

Toy Bonnie: "WHAT! HOW DARE YOU HUMILIATE ME LIKE THIS? AND DON'T YOU DARE COMPARE ME TO THAT UGLY-ASS BITCH!"

Savion: "CALM DOWN!"

Toy Bonnie: "FINE! I'LL ANSWER THE GODDAMN QUESTIONS!"

GoldieTheFazbear: *scoffs* "Fine! Who are some of your friends from school?"

Toy Bonnie: "Oh, well only Toy Chica, since she's almost as hot as I am,"

Savion: "Isn't it kinda shallow to do that?"

Toy Bonnie: "Oh, please. I know what I'm doing."

Goldie groans.

GoldieTheFazbear: "Anyway, what about the Fazgang...

Toy Bonnie: "OH MY FUCKING GOD! I HATE THEM SO MUCH!"

Savion: "Wait, what?"

Audience boos

Toy Bonnie: "All of them- They're all ugly-ass losers that don't have a life! There's something called MAKEUP, and BONNIE AND CHICA SHOULD TOTALLY LEARN TO USE IT. Oh, and Goldie's a goddamn smartass who thinks that I'm ugly! What kind of IDIOT thinks that about me? I FUCKING HATE THEM- YOU HEAR ME?! ALL OF THEM!"

GoldieTheFazbear: "Well, there's only one way to settle this,"

Goldie reaches into her pocket and pulls out a tranquilizer dart.

Savion: "WHOA! No need for violence, Goldie."

GoldieTheFazbear: "She's gonna tear down the whole set,"

Toy Bonnie: "AAARRGH! I HATE THEM SO MUCH!"

Toy Bonnie picks up a chair and throws it at a set piece, knocking it over.

Goldie loads her tranquilizer gun and sets her finger on the trigger.

Savion: "WAIT! DON'T SHOOT!"

Goldie freezes

GoldieTheFazbear: "?"

Toy Bonnie: "?"

Everyone else: "?"

Savion: "Come on, guys! I know how to solve this!"

Toy Bonnie groans

Savion: "So, you like massages?"

Toy Bonnie: "Well, you're smarter than you look,"

Savion walks over to Toy Bonnie and starts giving her a shoulder massage to calm her down

Toy Bonnie: "Hey! Careful with my- Huh, not bad, actually. This actually feels kinda... nice, i guess?"

Goldie stares.

GoldieTheFazbear: "H-HOW?! WHAT KIND OF SORCERY IS THIS?"

Savion: "It's the sorcery of getting people to calm down!"

GoldieTheFazbear: "Wow, so you actually got Satan to calm down,"

Toy Bonnie: "Oh, I'm prettier than Satan, darling,"

GoldieTheFazbear: "Whatever. So, what is so bad about the Fazgang?"

Toy Bonnie: "Oh, well, they're just plebeians with no sense of fashion whatsoever, and none of them are that good looking,"

Savion: "Who's the worst of all of them?"

Toy Bonnie: "Well, obviously Bonnie- I mean, she can't take Freddy away from me! And she's definitely not that pretty..."

GoldieTheFazbear: *whispers to Savion* "I think the plan is working..."

Savion steps away from Toy Bonnie

Savion: "Oh yeah, I can calm even the craziest bitch in the world down. Now if only you called me in during Golden Freddy's interview,"

Audience remembers Golden Freddy and laughs

Toy Bonnie: "Anyhow, Freddy- ahh, he's the man of my dreams! I just wish that he would notice me, AND STOP MAKING OUT WITH THAT LITTLE PURPLE BITCH!"

Toy Bonnie snatches Goldie's SECOND mug and shatters it on the floor

GoldieTheFazbear: "OH MY FUCKING GOD! THAT COST ME 50 DOLLARS, YOU LITTLE FUCKTARD!"

Toy Bonnie: "DON'T YOU CALL ME A FUCKTARD YOU LITTLE BITCH! YOU DON'T EVEN WEAR MAKEUP!"

Savion pulls out a bottle filled with something, presumably green tea. Toy Bonnie drinks the contents, and immediately calms down.

Savion: "Calm down, it's not that bad."

Toy Bonnie: "B-but she stole my man!"

Toy Bonnie starts crying, streaking her makeup

Savion: "Ok. Picture this. Is Freddy perfect?"

Toy Bonnie: "N-no…"

Savion: "Is he the hottest man alive?"

Toy Bonnie: "No!"

Savion: "Is he good enough for you?!"

Toy Bonnie: "NO! HE'S NOT!"

Savion: "That's right! Now go find yourself a new man!"

Toy Bonnie: "YEAH! I'M OVER YOU, FREDDY! I FUCKING HATE YOU!"

Savion: "THAT'S THE SPIRIT!"

Toy Bonnie: "But my makeup!"

Savion: "Ugh. Hold on, I'll be back."

Savion runs offstage promptly

GoldieTheFazbear: "Uh, what about Chica?"

Toy Bonnie: "Um, she is SUCH a crybaby! I mean, she would cry over the TINIEST things in the world! If you put makeup on her she would cry... "

GoldieTheFazbear: "What about-"

Savion runs back on stage holding a tube of mascara and some makeup remover

GoldieTheFazbear: "Ya gonna put that on, you gaylord?'

Audience laughs

Savion: "WTF Goldie?!"

Toy Bonnie: "OOH! OOH! ME WANTS!"

GoldieTheFazbear: "Naw, I'm just joking. Right guys?"

Audience cheers.

Savion: "Anyway. Toy Bonnie, I just went and stole a tube of mascara from wardrobe, so"

Toy Bonnie: "OH MY GOD THANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOU!"

Toy Bonnie redoes her makeup and calms down, FINALLY…

GoldieTheFazbear: "So, you're calm now?"

Toy Bonnie: "Mhm."

GoldieTheFazbear: "Err, what about Foxy?"

Toy Bonnie: "Well, I guess he's kinda hot, but again, he has his eyes on Bonnie…"

Savion: "Well, does anyone actually like, LIKE you?"

Toy Bonnie: "Sadly, no. They don't know what they're missing out on."

GoldieTheFazbear: "Um, how's Toy Freddy?"

Toy Bonnie: "He's more cute than hot, but he could DEFINITELY afford to drop like 50 pounds,"

Audience laughs

Savion: "How much exactly does he weigh?"

Goldie pulls out Fazbear Daycare records

GoldieTheFazbear: "Okay… according to this record, he weighs… 60 pounds, OMFG

Savion: "And what, he's only 4?"

Toy Bonnie: "Yep!"

GoldieTheFazbear: "Well, if he dropped that much weight then he would die…"

Toy Bonnie: "Oh GOD NO! I mean, he's super nice, so OBVIOUSLY I don't want him to die!"

Audience: "SHIP SHIP SHIP SHIP!"

Toy Bonnie: "Oh, COME ON!"

Savion: "There's still one more called Mangle, right?"

Toy Bonnie: "Oh, right. She does know how to use makeup, like REALLY well, but she doesn't really fit in with anybody- She's kinda nice, I guess?"

Savion: "Well, you might wanna try getting to know her better,"

GoldieTheFazbear: "Fair point,"

Toy Bonnie: "Yeah, I probably could. Anyway, so this thing's done?"

Savion: "Apparently, yeah!"

GoldieTheFazbear: "Alright, this is it for this interview! Everyone give a HUGE round of applause to Toy Bonnie- And ESPECIALLY Savion the Savior!"

Savion: "Heh heh. Bye guys!"

Audience cheers LOUDLY

And the curtain closes.