The Interview

by GoldietheFazbear

In this spinoff of BonnieBunBun and GoldieTheFazbear's "Fazbabies", GoldieTheFazbear will be interviewing all of the Fazgang and event the Toys to see what they think of each other. Note- This story will be written in script form, so it will be different from most fanfics. But still, the funny part will come in when Golden Freddy is being interviewed.

9. Toy Freddy, ft Thomas Reynard

Curtains open, but Goldie is still knocked out and tied to a chair

Audience laughs

Suddenly, Goldie snaps awake

GoldieTheFazbear: "Huh? W-wha-Huh?"

She looks down and sees that she is tied down

GoldieTheFazbear: "W-wait, what the FUCK happened here? Guys, did someone like- rape me or something?"

Audience laughs

Random audience member: "Nope!"

GoldieTheFazbear: "Oh thank god. Well…"

Goldie struggles in her chair for a bit and eventually gets out.

GoldieTheFazbear: "Well, according to Mike, SOMEONE'S interview is gonna be delayed because they're having a meltdown in makeup…"

Audience laughs

GoldieTheFazbear: "Yeah this isn't working…Well, uhh… THOMAS GET YOUR ASS OUT HERE!"

Thomas Reynard, a pretty normal looking human walks onto stage, confused

Thomas: "Wait, what the hell?"

GoldieTheFazbear: "?"

Thomas: "I thought I was supposed to come on 30 minutes later?"

GoldieTheFazbear: "Well, she's being a bitch right now..."

Audience boos Toy Chica

Thomas: "...Anyway. So who's the interviewee right now?"

GoldieTheFazbear: "Yeah... COME OUT TOY FATSO!"

A loud thump sounds from backstage.

Thomas: "Goldie, did you bring a freakin' ELEPHANT into the studio?!"

Audience laughs

GoldieTheFazbear: "Nah, he's just fat. As far as I know he holds the Fazbear World Record for "Most Pizza Eaten by a 4 year old..."

Thomas: "Exactly HOW much?"

GoldieTheFazbear: *flatly* "134 slices..."

Audience cheers (Idk why XD)

Another thump sounds. An extremely overweight bear plods toward a nearby chair.

Thomas: "Holy... How is his heart still functioning?"

Toy Freddy makes another step towards Goldie and Thomas. However, he tilts forward and falls over with a sickening crash. He has sunken through a floorboard.

Toy Freddy: "I'm okay! I think..."

He sees that his arm is bleeding.

Toy Freddy; "Yeah, I'm ok!"

Goldie facepalms

Thomas: "Must I really?"

GoldieTheFazbear: "Really... What?"

Thomas groans and says something. Toy Freddy somehow magically floats out of the hole and into the air

*Cue Blue Danube music! Like the famous part*

Like I'd seriously recommend putting this on during this scene. It's pretty funny XD

( /watch?v=EHt2tW_nvp8) Yeah, just type youtube . com in front of that...

Toy Freddy: "Wow! Am I flying?"

Thomas: *dryly* "Yes kid. You're flying."

Toy Freddy: "Woah! This is soooo cool! I can actually move around!"

Toy Freddy begins to fly towards the audience.

Audience cheers!

Thomas: "Don't go that way..."

GoldieTheFazbear: "Thomas, let him down!"

Toy Freddy: "Wheee! This is so fun!"

Toy Freddy begins to ascend into the air

Thomas: "Come back here! You're getting out of hand!"

Toy Freddy: "But it's so fun! I'm flying!"

GoldieTheFazbear: "Now or never..."

Toy Freddy: "Look! I'm a bird!"

GoldieTheFazbear: "He's gonna break the ceiling if he goes any higher!"

Toy Freddy: "I can't believe it!"

Thomas holds out his hands and levitates Toy Freddy back onto the stage, 2 inches above his chair.

Toy Freddy: "I've been waiting for this to happen since-"

Thomas stops casting the spell, resulting in Toy Freddy falling onto his chair. The chair trembles- and snaps under his weight.

GoldieTheFazbear: "HOLY FUCKING SHIT-"

Stage Crew Mike: "Uhh, that's the strongest chair we have..."

Thomas: "How- How do you even- function?"

GoldieTheFazbear: "Just sit on the floor..."

Toy Freddy plops down on the ground. The whole stage shakes.

GoldieTheFazbear: "Anyway, I'm here to interview you about-"

Toy Freddy: What does intervention mean?"

Thomas groans

GoldieTheFazbear: "My fucking god... What is- WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT FREDDY FAZBEAR?"

Toy Freddy: "Well, he's like, super rich. Like he has a house- that's bigger than the sky!"

Audience laughs

Thomas: "Kid, that's impossible!"

Toy Freddy: "Sure! Whatever implausible means!"

Thomas: "My god... What about Goldie..."

GoldieTheFazbear: "What?"

Thomas facepalms

Thomas: "Golden Freddy!"

Toy Freddy: "Oh, he's very fucking sweary. I mean, it's not good to fucking swear!"

GoldieTheFazbear: "You kidding me right now?"

Thomas: "Yeah.. It's not fucking good to swear,"

Audience laughs

GoldieTheFazbear: "Anyway... Bonnie?"

Toy Freddy: "Well, she's kinda pretty- I guess! I do wanna date her, but Freddy's got her."

Thomas: "That's too bad. Welp, I wish you eternal luck on actually getting a girl."

Toy Freddy: "But imma date her anyway,"

GoldieTheFazbear: "That's not how it works..."

Toy Freddy: *angrily* "THAT'S NOT HOW YOUR MOM WORKS!"

Audience oohs

Thomas: "Damn, that kid's got some balls!"

GoldieTheFazbear: "Uhh... What about Chica?"

Toy Freddy: "One total pissbaby. I bet the ocean is made from her tears!"

Thomas: "Actually, the ocean was created more than 4 billion years ago when-"

Toy Freddy: "Hey! Shut your pussy!"

Thomas: *offended* "WHAT?!"

GoldieTheFazbear: "He doesn't even have one! But Foxy might..."

Toy Freddy: "Oh yeah. Foxy loves banging. Whatever that is. BANG BANG!"

Toy Freddy smashes his hands together in an even more violent way than Chica

Same Random Audience Member: "YEAH! WRECK THAT PUSSY!"

Thomas, Goldie: "OH MY GOD!"

GoldieTheFazbear: "You did the same thing that Chica did!"

Thomas: "My god! You are a disgusting person!"

GoldieTheFazbear: "Oh god, what about the other Toys..."

Toy Freddy: "Oh, Toy Bonnie's mean. Like mean. Real mean. Meaner than your mom."

Audience laughs

Thomas: "Okay? T-that's good to know."

Toy Freddy: "And well, Toy Chica wears a ton of mailman on her face. Also a bitch."

Thomas: "Well, thanks for just imprinting that image into my mind. Forever..."

GoldieTheFazbear: "Makeup... *under her breath* Dumbass..."

Toy Freddy: "And Mangle. Nah, she don't talk much. "

Thomas. Alright, so is that all?"

Toy Freddy: "Sure! Ooh! I didn't know that you were wearing a hat!"

Toy Freddy notices Thomas's hat and jumps up on Goldie to reach it.

GoldieTheFazbear: *strained* "AH-HELP-ME"

Thomas: "Hey! Don't touch that! It's very-"

Toy Freddy snatches the hat, revealing fox ears on Thomas's head.

Thomas: "Important..."

GoldieTheFazbear: "CAN'T-BREATHE..."

Goldie collapses

Toy Freddy jumps up on Thomas's chair, causing it to tremble violently.

Toy Freddy: "Hey, what are those?" (Me: WHAT ARE THOSE)

Toy Freddy begins to pull on his ears.

Thomas: "NO! GET OFF OF ME!"

Thomas takes back his hat. A blinding white beam appears at his hands. Thomas blasts Toy Freddy into a wall with the beam.

Toy Freddy: "That was fun!"

Audience laughs. Thomas shakes his head and puts his hat back on.

Thomas: "Anyway... Goldie?"

He sees Goldie unconscious.

Thomas: "Well... This is awkward... So, b-"

Toy Freddy: "BYE. BITCHES!"

Curtains close.