35 MILLION YEARS LATER...

Curtains open.

GoldieTheFazbear: "Yeesh. That- was MAYBE the smoothest interview I've had in a while..."

Audience nods in agreement.

GoldieTheFazbear: "God-My neck is still killing me- THANKS AGAIN, DUMBASS!"

Audience boos Toy Freddy.

GoldieTheFazbear: "But as they say- The show must go on! So anyways, we have our final official interview today, so Mangle? Why don't you get your ass out here and show us how to- I-I mean... Come out here- Please..."

Audience laughs

Mangle: *offstage* "M-me? B-but I don't want to..."

Myra: "C'mon, ya wussy! Just get out there and do it!"

A cat with blue eyes and light purple fur wearing a white crop top and a pink miniskirt shoves Mangle out onstage.

Mangle: *whimpers*

GoldieTheFazbear: "Oh, sorry guys. Didn't tell you that Myra was coming on today.

Myra: "Wait- You didn't tell them? YOU DIDN'T FREAKING TELL TH- I'm just kidding!

GoldieTheFazbear: *squints* "Just noticed, you look kinda like a crossover of Toy Chica and Candy the Cat..."

Myra: "Psh! I'm hotter than them both! So anyways, is she- y'know, actually gonna talk?"

Myra points at Mangle and shoots her a questioning look

GoldieTheFazbear: "Hmm... That could be done by testing out one rumor... Well, I went FAR out of town to get some of this shit!"

Goldie pulls out a dried-up leafy substance from a bag

Myra: "Ohmygod, is that- WEED?"

Audience gasps

GoldieTheFazbear: "Nah, it ain't illegal in FanficVerse.

Mangle: "Wh-what's weed?"

Myra: "Well, you'll find out in a second!"

Goldie quickly rolls it up in some cigar paper. Myra lights it, and sticks the burning paper under Mangle's nose.

Mangle: "Huh- What are you- Ohh, that's the stuff,"

Mangle instantly perks up from the cannabis.

Mangle: "So? Who're we gonna talk about now? Are we gonna trash talk? Ooh!"

GoldieTheFazbear: "Welp, it actually worked! Alright, so what do you think about your classmates? Let's start with the Fazbastar- I mean, the Fazgang!" *laughs nervously*

Mangle: "Oh god, you know, you're-you're right! Some of them r-really ARE bastards!"

Myra: "Are they sexy bastards? Or just regular bastards?"

Audience laughs

Goldie gives her a disapproving look

Mangle: "Sexy? Oh hell no! You know, Freddy THINKS he's so sexy just because he can get Bonnie's ass in bed with him!"

Myra: "Ugh, he's gross. He was outside the studio and he told me that I was hot- Like I would ever date him..."

GoldieTheFazbear: "OMFG, Umm, Jeremy? Could you please go kick that douche out?"

Stage Crew Jeremy: "Sounds fun!"

Jeremy runs off to kick Freddy's ass.

Myra: "THANK YOU... FINALLY! He was really annoying me before..."

Mangle: "On the other hand, Foxy would probably get more than 10 chicks laid in an hour!"

GoldieTheFazbear: "Well, t-that's... Interesting..."

Myra: "I know right? He's DEFINITELY hotter than Freddy!"

Mangle: "Yeah, but he's still a perv ass fuckboy, even though he's hot. I can't believe I'm saying this, but- I actually kinda like him-"

Audience OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHSSS

Mangle: "Oh shit- DON'T TELL HIM I SAID THAT!"

Audience boos

Random fangirl: "B-but it's SOOOOO cute!"

Mangle: "Oh, hell no!"

Myra: "OOOHH! Foxy and Mangle sitting in a tree- K-I-S-S-I-N-G!"

Mangle: "Wow, real creative..."

GoldieTheFazbear: "...And has Goldie gotten anyone laid?" *crosses fingers for NO*

[Narrator: "It was at this moment that Goldie knew: She fucked up."]

Mangle: "Oh- Actually- yeah."

GoldieTheFazbear: "OMFGOMFGOMFG WHO THE FUCK-"

Mangle: "YOUR MOM!"

Audience laughs

Myra: "Ohhh, she tricked you!" *high fives Mangle*

GoldieTheFazbear: "OH MY FUCKING GOD YOU HAD TO DO THAT SERIOUSLY GOD DAMN IT"

Mangle: "Trolololololololololololololololol!"

Myra: "I got news- YOU JUST GOT REKT M8!"

Goldie facepalms and shakes her head.

GoldieTheFazbear: *groans* "Oh god, Bonnie and Chica?"

Mangle: "Well, I get the vibe that Bonnie's a gold digger since Freddy's like a billionaire..."

Myra: "Seems accurate. Why else would she date HIM anyways?"

GoldieTheFazbear: "TO be completely honest- No, he's not that attractive. So for the money? I mean- He's a little dickbag..."

Mangle: "And Chica- OH GOD, she CRIES SO FUCKING MUCH!"

Myra: "Sex with her must be REALLL noisy then!"

Audience laughs

GoldieTheFazbear: "Hehe. Let's move on to some bitchier peeps. What about the Toys?"

Mangle: "Well, Toy Bonnie's like- IN LOVE with her makeup. SO in love that it would be no surprise if she was fucking it."

Audience laughs.

Myra: "Geez. I would NOT want to see THAT! Shoving a mascara wand up there? OH HELL NO!"

GoldieTheFazbear: "GOD DAMN I JUST PICTURED THAT"

Audience laughs HARDDDDDD

Mangle: "And Toy Chica? She's kind of a hoe. Slightly better though.."

Myra: "Wonder who she's slept with... Hmm..."

Mangle: "Toy Freddy? Oh god, he's fat as a whale, but he OBVIOUSLY doesn't give two shits about it."

GoldieTheFazbear: "Uh, DUUH? He broke my motherfucking neck!"

Myra: "Ouch... Sex with that guy would be like-suicide!"

Audience laughs

GoldieTheFazbear: "Well, thank you Myra, for the unnecessarily sexual images that you've just put into my mind!"

Myra: "Aww, no problem! That did go better than planned!"

Mangle: "And just so you know, I don't need the weed to be like this. I just can't in front of those two hoes- but thanks for the free weed anyways! Peace out bitches!"

GoldieTheFazbear: "And you know what guys? This concludes our last interview of the Fazgang and the Toys. But hey! You know that all of you'll get the chance to pose as yourself or an OC ask extra questions to EVERYONE from Fazbear Preschool, even ME, if needed! Just so you know, THE SHOW'S NOT OVER YET!"

Myra: "Bye, everyone!"

Curtain closes.

Audience cheers.

Wow, I didn't think I would EVER finish the interviews, but I DID! YAAAAAYYY! Thanks to all of you who read, favorited, followed, reviewed, and most importantly- All of you who gave suggestions, OC's, and those who kept me up with nice comments! THANK ALL OF YOU SOOOO MUCH for all of your support! Moving on now! Now open: A mini series of backstage convos! This is where you can ask ANY questions as an OC or yourself to any of the characters from Fazbabies. And to make things better, you can even ask me random question! (because I'm an idiot but also because all of you are AWESOME! Thanks again, and bye for now!

-Goldie

Special Thanks To: (OC Submissions)

BonnieBunBun- Herself (Bonnie)

SlenderKnight132- Springtrapper (Foxy)

Dragonspinner35- Savion (Toy Bonnie)

FoxyThePirate002- Trigger (Chica)

FoxyTheMagicianFox- Thomas (Toy Freddy)

Mari The Cutie- Mari (Toy Chica)

RaikouAwesome1234- Myra (Mangle)