Hey everyone! So~ as most of you know I PM you guys and asked you if you wanted me to tone down the swearing or not, and almost all of you guys said no I shouldn't tone down the swearing because that's what makes this fan fic funny and all. So~ what I'll do is when Lucy and Natsu get in a fight there will probably be swearing for sure. (That's like almost every time hehe) If you still feel uncomfortable about that please don't be shy to PM, I'll listen to whatever you have to say. :)

Shall we begin! Enjoy!

~Previously~

Natsu POV

"AHHHHHHH!" I jump up of bed, sweat was covering my entire body, I was breathing heavily and what's worst of all I had a tear roll down my eye. WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT ALL ABOUT!? Why the fuck was Luce there and why did I care if she died or not!? I turn around to look at my clock. 4:30 am it said. I laid back down staring up to the ceiling thinking about what that was all about. I don't even like her! Then why? For the entire night I couldn't go back to sleep, I kept turning. The fucks wrong with me? Why Luce, my one and only love? I don't understand. Why?

Natsu POV

*Beep beep beep* ahh shit I stayed up all night thinking about that stupid dream, but the more I kept replaying that dream in my head the more it felt like I was actually there and that everything in that dream actually happened. Hehe odd. Maybe something like that happened to me in my other life? Pfft that's a lot of horse shit. Even if it happened in my past life, why did it have to be Lucy? Why her out of all people? I mean I hate her, right?

I turn to look at the clock to see what time it is. Oh shit it's 11:30! I have to get up and prepare. Hehehe. A smirk slowly crawls up my face as I walk to the bathroom to get ready. Hehehe today's going to be fun. It took me 5 minutes to get ready. After I was done and all I started Plan A. Hehehe.

~25 minutes later~

Finally done! YES! Now all I have to do is wait for Luce to come.

Normal POV

Natsu made his way to the stairs that were facing the front door, when he got there he sat down on the third step. Waiting and watching the front door. He sat there motionless; a big smile was evident on his face.

~Meanwhile~

In front of the Dragneel's house was Lucy who was in her car busy parking in the drive way. When Lucy got out of her car she started to walk to the front door. When Lucy was about to knock she noticed a note sticked to the front door. It said:

Good after noon Lucy dear

Since you and Natsu looked pretty happy with each other yesterday,

*Lucy's face was pink reading that line*

I've decided to give you a key so you can come to the house anytime you want.

I've hidden it under the floor mat you're stepping on right now.

Please make good use of it. *wink wink* hehe. Have fun!

-Igneel

Lucy's face was as red as a tomato right after she read that last line.

Lucy POV

What the hell is wrong with Igneel? Sometimes his stupidity gets the better of him. I bend down to look for the key and as Igneel said it was under the floor mat. I put the key into the keyhole and turned it. As I enter I see Natsu staring right at me with a stupid smile placed on his face. What's so funny? As I take a step I felt my left feet come into contact with something. I look down and I see string? My eyes follow where the string leads to. I looked up and *splash*. Well fuck.

Normal POV

Lucy was soaked from head to toe in water. Her shirt stuck to her body, so it made it look more like a second skin and she had skinny jeans on.

"Natsu! You bastard!" Lucy shouted while making her way to Natsu. Natsu just stayed in his spot smiling like crazy, he was trying to keep his laughter in.

Lucy kept walking until she stepped on something again. She stopped in her tracks when she felt something. She looked down then back up to look at Natsu. *Boom!* *Snap* Flour was everywhere. *cough cough cough* Most of the flour was sticking to Lucy because she had water on her obviously.

Her face was as white as a ghost, her hair had lumps of flour in it and her clothes had mountains of flour sticking to them. Lucy's face was red with anger, steam was coming out of her ear and her eyes were narrowed at Natsu giving him a cold glare.

Natsu's face was purple because he was trying to keep his laughter from coming out, but he couldn't hold it in any longer. "HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!" Natsu was on the ground laughing his head off. Tears were rolling down his face and his stomach was starting to hurt like hell. "AHAHA- *takes a long inhale* AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You should've*inhale* looked at your *deep inhale*….. FACE! HAHAHAHA! It was hilarious! HAHAHAHAHA!" Natsu couldn't breathe right now. He was holding his stomach breathing in and out. Trying to stead his breathing.

"Natssssssu!" Lucy lunged at Natsu. She tackled him to the ground. They went rolling around the house throwing insults at each other.

"FUCKIN RETARD!"

"BITCH!"

"COCKY BASTARD!"

"SLUT!"

"You bastard! What did I ever do to you!?" Lucy was on top and shouting at Natsu.

Natsu rolled them around and said "Oh I don't know. Maybe you kicked me in the balls and then you fuckin step on me with your fuckin high heels!" Lucy rolled them back around.

"I only did that because you deserved it jerk! You were acting sooo cocky yesterday I just had to fuckin do that to you!" yelled Lucy. Natsu was furious. Lucy looked at him and gave him a hard glare. Natsu's angry face then turned into a happy face with a big smile forming on his face. This just made Lucy even more furious. Lucy pulled her right arm back and balled her fist getting ready to punch that pretty face of his.

When her fist was about to make contact with Natsu's face, Natsu rolled them back around again. He was now on top of Lucy pinning both her hands above her head. His right knee was in-between Lucy's legs and his left leg was on the outside of Lucy's right leg, holding her in place so she couldn't move or roll them around again.

"Bastard let go of me!" yelled Lucy while struggling to get free.

Natsu held her in place "Do not forget I am the world champion for boxing and I can pin anyone down." He then leaned down to whisper into her ear "But I will let you go if you tell me you're sorry."

Lucy's eyes widen, she was never going to say sorry to this dickhead. "Never in a million years!" shouted Lucy while yet again struggling to get free of his grip.

Natsu only smirk in response then said "Fine if you won't apologize then you do have another option."

"And just what will that be? Hmmm Natsu?" asked Lucy.

"Hehehe… Your other option is to quit this job, stop baby-sitting me. So how does that sound? How bout it?" asked Natsu, his smirk never leaving his face.

Lucy gave him a glare, so this was his plan hey? Hehe Lucy wasn't going to give up that easily, it was going to take a lot more that this to get her to quit. A smirk crawled up her lips "Oh Natsu it's going to take a lot more then this to make me quit." Lucy said while shaking her head from side to side.

All Natsu could do was look at her with wide eyes. While Natsu was busy thinking through his whole plan and stuff, Lucy took this opportunity to push Natsu off her. When she finally got Natsu off her she stood up and started to dust herself off. Natsu remained on the ground looking up at Lucy. Lucy looked back down at him and gave him an innocent smile. She slowly started to walk away to pick up her bag and stuff.

When she finished getting her stuff she started to walk up the stairs. "I'm sure you don't mind me using one of your bathrooms to clean myself off do you?" Lucy said to Natsu without looking at him. Thank god she brought extra clothes. "Oh and a towel."

Natsu just remained on the ground looking at the spot Lucy once was. A smirk started to crawl up his face once again. "Hehehe Luce you have no idea who you're dealing with" Natsu said to no one really, while holding up a camera. Oh dear.

Sooo~ how was it? Did you like it?

Was it good, ok, bad, shit ect. Please tell me!

There isn't really that much swearing in this chapter, but I hope you guys still love it! I am truly sorry for any spelling of grammar mistakes I make. Just to remind you guys I am not really good at spelling and such. And I really hate English; well the classes so please don't be angry at me for any mistakes I make.

CAN ANYINE GIVE ME IDEAS FOR PLANS LIKE PLAN B, PLAN C, PLAN D ECT. PLEASE I KINDA CAN'T THINK OF SOME RIGHT NOW! PM ME PLEASE!

Till next time! :)

The Dragneel Family