Baby Sitting The Great Salamander Chapter 8: Plan B, a fairy tail fanfic

Hey everyone! Here's the new chapter! I hope you guys like it! Enjoy!

~Previously~

Natsu just remained on the ground looking at the spot Lucy once was. A smirk started to crawl up his face once again. "Hehehe Luce you have no idea who you're dealing with" Natsu said to no one really, while holding up a camera. Oh dear.

Natsu POV

Hehehe. I look through my camera to see what picture it took just a few minutes ago. When I found the right picture I start laughing my head off again. The picture I was looking at was a picture of Luce with flour stuck onto her and her hair, but the best part of it was the face she was making at that time. Pfft….. AHAHAHAHA her face was so priceless. AHAHAHAH~

~5 minutes of Natsu laughing later~

Can't breathe. Inhale, exhale, inhale, exhale…..

~Meanwhile~

Lucy POV

Stupid Natsu what in the world was he thinking?! Ugh that bastard deserves to go to hell! Ugh look at me! I looked like a totally mess, I should start taking me clothes off. Before I start stripping I turn on the water to warm-hot ahh that should do. I take my clothing off one piece at a time when I finished I enter the shower.

Ahh I let the hot water go down my back, bringing the flour down with it. That idiot has to come up with something better than water and flour to get me to quit. But since he has a brain of a 3 year old I'm pretty sure he wouldn't come up with anything good. Anyways I should just enjoy right now since that retard will try to pull another lame prank on me later. Lalalalalala~

~10 minutes later~

Natsu POV

Just where the fuck is she. It's been ten minutes and she still hasn't gotten out of the shower yet! Jeez when my friends say girls take forever to have a shower they weren't kidding. Hmmmmm… what should I do while I wait for that bitch? Hmmm….. AH! I got it! I can start thinking of my Plan B! Hehehe this going to be fun. Hmm…..

~5 minutes of Natsu racking his brain for a Plan B later~

Hmm….. UGH! Why can't I think of a new plan!? Why! You know what fuck this shit I'm going to take the rubbish out. Nothing better to do. I'm pretty surprise, I don't usually take the rubbish out, eh I might come up something for Plan B.

Normal POV

Natsu stood up from where he was sitting and started walking toward the kitchen, when he got there he went to the kitchen n-bins and took out the bags. He started walking towards the backyard with four bags full of shit in his hands. "Hmmm… maybe I could throw rubbish onto Luce…. Hmmm.." Natsu mumbled to himself, thinking of many ways he could do it, but he decided that prank wasn't the punishment Lucy deserved. She deserved much more from Natsu's prospective.

Natsu was too busy thinking of a plan that he didn't notice he was in the backyard already and that he was stepping on things and that things were crawling up his legs….. Natsu first realized he was in the backyard when he heard a bird's chirp. That's when he realized something or maybe a few weird things were crawling up his legs, when he looked down he found… "Maggots?" asked Natsu, to no one in particular.

When he looked up to the bin he found even more maggots climbing everywhere, maybe even thousands. Some were climbing all over the bin and some were crawling on the ground. "Tch that old man probably forgot to close the damn lid." Said Natsu in disgust. He dropped the bags next to the bin and walked back to the veranda, which was the only place that wasn't invaded by maggots yet. He shook off all the maggots that were climbing up his legs.

Natsu stood there staring at the maggots. Thinking about shit…. but after a few minute a devilish smirk started to grow on Natsu's face. Oh shit, Lucy you better watch out.

~Meanwhile~

Lucy POV

Hmmm…. that's odd… Natsu is very quiet today. I wonder what he is doing right now. Maybe his trashing the place, hehe he can enjoy all he wants, but his father will be very angry when he sees the house later on. Oh I'm going to enjoy seeing his face. Hehehe… *creak* huh what was that?

Normal POV

Lucy used her hands to cover up the parts any other girl would cover up. "Hello is anyone there?" asked Lucy. No answer came; Lucy was starting to get a bit scared.

"Hello? Natsu if that's you, I swear to god I'll skin you alive after I'm done taking a shower." Said Lucy with a bit of anger and nervousness evident in her voice. *Slam*

"NATSU! YOU PRICK IT WAS YOU!" Lucy shouted as she grabbed a towel that was hanging from the shower curtain rail. She wrapped it around herself before stepping out of the bathtub, but she stopped mid-way when she saw white crawling things. She bent down a bit to take a better look, when she finally found out what they were she screamed her head off.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *snap* NATSU YOU BASTARD! WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING! AHHHHHHHHHHHH! STAY AWAY FROM ME! AHHHHH! THEY'RE CRAWLING UP THE BATHTUB! OMG! NOOOO! NATSU PLEASE TAKE THEM AWAY!" screamed Lucy. Tears were falling down her eyes, she was scared. She didn't like bugs or crawling insects or shit like this.

*Door slams open* "Did you call for me Luce?" asked Natsu all innocently.

Natsu POV

Hehehe that's my queue, *Door slams open* "Did you call for me Luce?" I asked innocently.

OMG! Man she has a nice body! And when water is dripping down her body, she so sexy….. Wait what the fuck did I just say!? I swear to god something's wrong with me! I shook my head to get those weird thought out of my head.

Normal POV

"YOU FUCKIN JACKASS! HOW DARE YOU! TAKE THEM AWAY FROM ME!" yelled Lucy; she didn't even notice Natsu calling her Luce. She was also giving the best glare she could.

"Hehehe now now Luce. Calm down a bit. They're just harmless maggots." Natsu said with a amused face.

"HARMLESS OR NOT GET THEM AWAY FROM ME!" yelled Lucy. Oh how badly she wanted to kill him.

"Luce look I'll help you by getting them away from you, but you have to do something first." Said Natsu.

"Oh? And what might that be?" asked Lucy.

"You have to say you quit this baby sitting shit, and then I'll help you." Said Natsu with a smirk.

Lucy was standing in the bathtub with water dripping down her hair gawking at the idiot that was smirking his head off. "Is this seriously what this is all about?" asked Lucy, trying her hardest not to explode.

"Why yes Lucy. This is what this is all about. DO you have a problem with it?" said Natsu.

"Yes in fact I do have a problem with it." Lucy said through gritted teeth.

"Well it doesn't matter, look all you have to do is tell my dad that you quit this job and I'll get these harmless maggots away from you and maybe I'll also delete these photos of you covered in flour and you screaming your head off. But it's a shame that you weren't naked." Said Natsu while shaking his head from side to side.

A tick mark started to appear on Lucy's forehead. She was going to blow. "Then again maybe I should just post these photos on Facebook." Said Natsu.

"YOU DARE DO THAT AND I'LL SKIN YOU ALIVE!" yelled Lucy.

"Babe all you have to do is say you're going to quit." Said Natsu.

"ONE DON'T CALL ME YOUR BABE AND TWO I AM NEVER GOING TO QUIT THIS JOB! I RATHER DIE THENN LET YOU WIN!" yelled Lucy. Natsu just looked at her with an amused look.

"NATSU I'LL GIVE YOU TO THE COUNT OF THREE. IF YOU DON'T START PICKING THESE THINGS UP I'LL-" "You'll what? Skin me alive? I've already heard that." Said Natsu with a bored expression on his face.

Lucy looked at him before she said "No I'll just sit here and wait for your dad to come home, so I can tell him everything."

"Tell him what? That his one and only son has been treating a girl badly and that he wants her to quit? What proof do you have of any of that?" asked Natsu while smirking.

"Oh sorry to bust your bubble but you're not the only one that can use technology." Lucy said as she reached for something under her pile of clean clothes that was piled up on the counter next to the bathtub, thank god none of the maggots climbed up to the counter yet.

Natsu's eyes widen when he realized what Lucy meant when she pulled out her phone, that was on recording. "Hehe what do you think huh? Now who has the upper hand? Huh?" asked Lucy while smirking evilly.

Natsu swallowed hard thinking of what to do. His dad will be here in 4 hours. Hmmm….. after a few minutes of thinking Natsu's frown turned the other way around. He was smiling like crazy. "He~ you said you would just sit there and wait for my dad to come home right?" asked Natsu.

"Yes." Lucy said cautiously while raising an eye brow.

"Well I hope you stick to your word, because guess what I'm going to sit here and wait too. And if you even take a single step out of that bathtub you lose and you can't tell my dad jackshit" Said Natsu.

"Oh is this a bet?" asked Lucy.

"Why yes Luce. When did you get so smart?" Natsu said with a 'no shit' attitude.

"Hmm….. Fine I agree, but what happens if I win?" Said Lucy.

"Well….you can tell me dad about me, if your that heartless." Natsu mumble that last part.

"Hahahaha…. Well anyways shall we begin?" asked Lucy.

"We shall." Natsu said with a smirk.

~10 minutes later~

Lucy was now dressed, well half dressed. She only had her bra and panties on. Hehehe. She accidentally dropped her other clothing when she was picking them up. She hand her knees to her chest and was now sitting down in the bathtub. "Hey Natsu?

"Yeah"

"Can you please please take the maggots away?"

"Hmmmm….."

"Please?"

"Fine but you have to say 'Oh Natsu-sama can you please help me, by taking these maggots away from me' in a cute voice to."

A tick mark was forming on Lucy's forehead, but she had to do it. Lucy let out a sigh before saying it in the cutest voice she's got.

"Oh Natsu-sama can you please help me, by taking these maggots away from me?"

"Hehehe… AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHA…."

"NATSU! DO IT ALREADY!" pink was shading her face.

"Fine fine fine, calm down jeez." Natsu started to get up and got to work.

~5 minutes later~

"Ah. There happy?"

"Yes very"

Natsu went back to his original spot to sit back down.

~3 hours later~

"Hey Luce?"

"Yeah?"

"Why?"

"What?"

CLIFF-HANGER! HAHAHAHA I'M SO SORRY! BUT AT THE SAME TIME I'M NOT! HEHEHEHE!

Anyways I am very sorry for the late update! But as I told you guys before school has started again, so I won't be updating every day. I'll try and update maybe every two days.

OH! Some of you are probably wondering how did Natsu get a picture of Lucy with floour all over her and stuff right? Well if you go back to the other chapter I did type up this: *snap*, well that's the sound of the camera taking a photo and I also typed that up in this chapter! So if you missed it go back and re-read!

Thank you all for your ideas and all! I loved most of your ideas so thanks lots! OH and thank you for leaving a review every time you've read this! It means a lot!

Till next time! :)

The Dragneel Family