Nico POV (Friday Night)
(A/N: They skipped school throughout the rest of the week)
"Sooo… what are we going to watch?" Glados asked for the 3rd time.
"I told you, it's a surprise!" I exclaimed.
"EVERYTHING is a surprise with you." She giggled.
"What can I say, I'm a surprising guy."
"You think! Remember that one time when you gave me that super cool and awesome cake when you said you said you didn't even celebrate birthdays-"
"Some people can lie." I interrupted while I grabbed the Doritos.
"People can suck a bag of dicks for all I care, it's not my problem. And if you even remember, which you likely don't, I was the one who had to lie so you didn't spend the night at the slammer because you were stoned, wasted and driving." I could feel the heat on my face rising. I threw the bag at her head, which she successfully caught, opened and ate a handful of. I huffed in exasperation. She will never let me live that down will she?
"No I will never let that be lived down, thanks." I opened my mouth to speak but she beat me too it.
"You were thinking out loud."
"Oops…" I looked up at her sheepishly.
"Yeah, How do you not notice that? Too caught up thinking about Leo?" She teased.
"Actually," I admitted, " yes. I was thinking about that man hunk… pinned under me… while we make love under the moo-"
"MY GODS I GET IT I DON'T EVER WANNA TO HEAR THAT AGAIN. I mean I know I'm a fangirl and I read that kind of shit for breakfast but that was too much. BTW, you top?"
"First of all, you asked for it. Second, I didn't get to the good part yet, nor did I go into the delicious details-"
"I DONT NEED ANY DETAILS, THANKS!"
"You might not need any, but I can tell, you wanted some."
"No, I'm good, thank you very much. Though, I should go write some…"
"CAN I HELP, I LOVE SMUT SCENES!"
"You have dyslexia." She objected.
"No I don't…"
"Yes, you do. Remember 8th grade when the science teacher asked you to read the board and you looked at it and said 'Go Suck A Fucker' when it really said 'Go Switch The Filter'. How did you even mess that up?"
"HA HA Ha ha… Very funny… You promised you wouldn't bring that up."
"Some people can lie," She mocked. I was practically crying from embarrassment.
"But seriously, I was just kidding, okay? I was just kidding..." She soothed. She had forgotten what a touchy subject that was for me. I had been so embarrassed that day, and had to be sent home for being inappropriate. Glados then ditched school to give me a box of chocolates and Season 9 of Supernatural because she saw my discomfort.
"It's okay. I'm fine now..."
"I can't wait to tell Leo that one when you two get married! I, Glados Universe Left,-
"Whoa wait." I cut her off from her little speech. "You never told me your middle name was Universe."
"Did you ever tell me yours?" She replied.
"No."
"Alright then. Shut the fuck up and let me finish my speech. As I was saying, I hereby pronounce me to be the official wedding planner of Nico Di Angelo and Leo Valdez's wedding. Now, I need my sketchbook to help me elaborate on decoration-"
"Elaborate?"
"WOULD YOU SHUT THE SHIT UP?! STOP FUCKING INTERUPTING ME YOU MOTHER FUCKN' SPAWN OF HELL!"
"Whoa, Princess! Tone the language down a little bit at least there! I don't need complaints so I can get kicked out. It would be a shame if I had to live with you…" I wrapped her into a gentle hug, just like she would for me.
"I'm still mad at you, you know." She mumbled into my chest. She did hug me back, though, but only slightly.
"Now, don't we have a movie to start?" Glados asked.
"Yes, M'lady, we do. I'll go get the popcorn!" I answered.
"AND, you're continuing this train of thought with this smut scene of yours. I could use some lemons in my fic."