Glados POV (later that day)
We were hiding out at Nico's flat. I'm sure that if Reyna finds us, then we will get torn apart and eaten alive, although Nico will probably get fed to Leo. Sexy.
But the whole reason basically, what I tried to say was that we were hiding to keep me alive and keep Nico's virginity intact. Yeah. Who knew if Leo liked that kind of stuff? Kinky if you ask me, but then again who was asking…? I am. Deal with it. Also, now that I think about it, what other way would gay guys have sex? I'll have to google it later… What about lesbians? This is getting really sexual real fast. If I was dating someone (I'm bisexual...) this would be even more dirty, but I'm as single as a Pringle.
Nico POV
I could tell Glados was having an internal debate by the way her face kept scrunching up, and sometimes, she would even make a noise. Lucky me. It started out as humming, then disgusted noises, and eventually, choking on spit. She probably didn't know she was doing it. I'm gonna just go on Twitter now…leave her be... oh look, a tweet from Reyna.
'Di' Angelo and Left you two are SO DEAD!' -Reyna_Avila_
...Well, Fuck. I am dead (more like fucked). But we already found that out as soon as I set up a twitter account. I have to go tell Glados, but I really don't want to interrupt her musings with my petty problems. JK! lol, I don't care about that shit, I'm just going to slap her.
Just as my hand lifted up from my side, she snapped out of it. This always happened, I go to slap her, and like she knows what i'm doing she dodges and slaps me. And that's just what happened too. This one really hurt! FUCK! She's never hit that hard before… It's really going to leave a mark. A sly grin appeared on my face. Leo's going to be pissed. I guess Glados figured that out too, because her face paled and she ran to the bathroom, probably to go get her girly makeup to fix my face. I definitely won't let it stay on too long… MWAHAHAHA.
Glados POV
Fuckin' Godsdamn Bullshit. FUCK. My. Life. Let's just hope he's not smart enough to take a picture and post it on Twitter.
Leo POV
Reyna is currently planning the doom of Glados and Nico, and I'm planning my potential dates, marriage, honeymoon, and fatherhood with my Nico. I wonder what we will name our adopted children…