Author note
Hello guys sorry for my long update. I need to boost my motivation to write first .Thanks for everyone who review my horrible time I'm making sure that's this one is better than the previous chapter. I'm grateful for the critiques tho its hurts a bit ;_; it's okay though. Anyway English is not my first languages so it's so messy .once more I'd like to thank everyone who read the previous chapter which is messy and crappy as hell I tried to fix it and updated it again/ .
Reply for the people who review this crappy fanfic
Xliaf27 yeah thankyou so much for your kind word ;_; I'm glad it entertain you *hugs you* and yeah I will include okita sougo obviously coz I love him a lot too and I'll try to write romance between kagura and okita .
Patsuan ah well English is not my first languages so sorry . Thanks I will do that . good day to you .Btw I love your username .
Catty-cat cat yeah I know I'm sucky so I apologize but still thanks for supporting and reading this crappy fanfic. Btw please follow me XD . And gimmie your knowledge of the way to write a good fanfic please .
So here I go !
DISCLAIMER : I DO NOT OWN GINTAMA OR THE CHARACTERS (EXCEPT THE RANDOM GUY) .THEY ARE BELONG TO THE CREATOR SORAICHI SENSEI.
Preview
In the previous chapter Gin san the main protagonist woke up and encounter a thief in his house . Who is this guy? Why is this shit happening to him ? it's a good thing he doesn't have any money since he is poor…wait ITS NOT GOOD AT ALL ! .*Gin san cries on the distance *
Chapter 2
" Soo who are you anyway ? " Shinpanchi asked the man who is currently sitting beside him.
"ah well im –"
."ah I know u are kaito kid right? The one that create miracle thingy ." Gin san answered
" ohh I know the show off guy who is only good at stealing " Kagura added while nodding understanding
"WOYY THIS IS GINTAMA NOT A MAGIC KAITO STORY !" Shinpachi said getting pissed off .
"ehhh u are not then who are you stupid thief? " Kagura eyed the guy suspiciously .
The man just sit there annoyed with the treatment and just want to go back .this moment he wished to have a time machine so he can go back and find another house to be rob .Feeling uncomfortable , he started to talk.
" ah well my name is Takumi Tachibana (I made that name up) I'm actually used to be employer but because of some misunderstanding I was fired and I have nowhere to go now. I also have a tons of debt and im going to used the money I stole to pay my debt ". He said sadly wanting to cry of sadness
"ohhh basically u are turning into Madao right now " Gin san concluded fisting his fist while turning his body . "well poor you " kagura said pretend to feel pity at this man .
"woyy you guys are so mean especially Kagura stop pretending that you are pitying him,It's pissing me off " shinpachi scolded those two .
"ah well you could said that. " the man answered ." wait he actually agreed ! " Shinpachi yelled shocked with him .
"okay madao 2 ,rather than stealing people's stuff and money why don't you try to find a decent job" Gin san said
"wow gin chan is actually being wise whohooo " kagura whistled while clapping her hands cheerfully laughing at him .
"wait I'm always wise,are you insulting me ? " Gintoki complained feeling hurt by Kagura words . "well we are yorozuya ,we do odd job to help other so if you need our help ,we will gladly help you " kagura said ignoring the complained of the older man .
"that's right Takumi san ,we don't mind to help you find some decent job ,I mean surely you can pay your debt" Shinpachi trying to cheer the madao 2 .
"that's right aru! At least you are not someone who never pay rents and wasted his money on panchiko." kagura send a mocking stare on the guy well you know who. "right gin chan?"
"wait why are you looking at me like th- "
"that's right ,just make sure you don't waste money like someone here ." shinpachi added . right gin san ? " shinpachi smiled at Gintoki .
"woyy did u hear what I'm saying th- "
"yosha ! let's go Sadaharu ! Shinpachi ! Gin chan! " kagura said raising her hand on the air with enthusiasm and feeling excited ignoring Gin san complaint .After that kagura along with shinpachi, Sadaharu going out leaving Gintoki and the messy room (they haven't clean the room so it's still pretty messy). Gintoki who was left behind unable to progress the fact everyone left him scream and ran outside yelling "HOYY DON'T LEAVE ME ALONE" while catching up the peoples who are ahead him.
13 minutes later
"so,what are you doing here ?" a brown hair guy wearing shinsegumi outfit and sleeping mask named Okita Sougo who is currently sleeping on the bench asked with a bored tone .
"Well we thought you need more people to catch up bad guy so give this guy a job, sadist." Kagura answered pointing on the guy beside her.
"well I don't care about this guy and we don't need any so just leave me alone, stupid china girl ". Okita said putting his mask again and getting back to sleep .
"ano okita san ,sorry but he really needs some job to pay his debt. " shinpachi explained kindly to the guy. However ,instead of listening he slept soundly which make kagura angry and lifting her umbrella and blast the chair making okita jumped and scream .
"GYAA WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU DAMN STUPID CHINA GIRL !" Okita scream angrily sheating his sword.
"I SHOULD BE ASKING YOU THAT ! LISTEN WHEN SOMEONE IS TALKING YOU DAMN SADIST !" Kagura yelled angrily while pointing her umbrella towards Okita.
"ano calm down you two " shinpachi said trying to calm the situation before it will become even worser than before.
"sadaharu! Attack him! " kagura ordered the huge white dog with a weird eyebrows to attack the brown hair man ."woof" sadaharu replied while running towards him . The fierce fight between Kagura and Okita keep continuing for a while until "WOYY SOUGO ,WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE? DO YOUR JOB PROPELY YOU SADIST BASTARD !".
The fight suddenly stopped after hearing the voice from a demon vice chief named Hijikata Toushiro or you can say toshi ."DON'T CALL ME TOSHI !" Hijikata yelled then cleaning his throat and turn on the cigarette.
" ah hijikata san what are you doing here ?" Okita asked the vice chief with unamused glance .
" I should be asking you that ! what the hell are you doing here fighting with a gluttonous girl ? " hijkata asked walking while glaring at Okita and Kagura .
"it's none of your business ,Hijikata san. " Okita answered annoyed that his fight with Kagura got interrupt by this guy he hate so much.
"cih,well what are you doing here, you guys ?" Hijikata turned around and asked Gintoki and Shinpachi .
"ah well you see…"
"we are trying to find a job for madao 2 " Gin san answered it before Shinpachi explained the situation .
" madao 2 ? the hell is that?"
"he means Tatsumi san ,Hijikata san " glasses said ."wait? GLASSES? WHAT THE MEANING OF THIS ? " Shinpachi complained .
" shut up Patsuan ,just be thankful you still being added in the story even though you are a bland character " Kintoki said . "WAIT MY NAME IS NOT KINTOKI !" Gin san yelled angrily
" shut up you two ,you guys are so noisy" Kagura said with bored expression .
"that's right " Okita added actually agreeing with Kagura despite always fighting whenever they met .
"excuse me ,can I speak for a moment ?" Tatsumi ,who was being ignored and wasn't given any chance to talk freely.
"what ,do you want me to kill you, cut you? " Kin san said still angry because the author change his name.
"umnn calm down gin san ,she just playing around" Shinpachi said ."ah my name is back to normal ".
" damn it ,mayonnaise freak ,give Madao 2 a job!" Kintoki said desperate and angry punching hijikata in the face .
" SHUT UP! GO FIND SOMEONE ELSE,YOU SWEET FREAK ! " hijikata yelled at kintoki while holding his face .
" You know ,you should go on journey to find one piece as pirates so you don't have to find a job." Okita explained to the poor man or you can say madao 2 like it didn't break the fourth wall or matter.
" ano, Okita san this is not One Piece ,we are not pirates but a samurai ,there's no ship here too." Shinpachi said feeling that everyone forgot what copyright means . Wait there's none in Gintama .
After that Gintoki and the others went to many different place to find a decent job for Tatsumi . However failed miserably and they have to go find another one. After 2 hours of looking for a job they give up .
"ahhh I give up ,we haven't found any job for him .What the heck is this?" Gin san sit on the bench while sighed deeply .
" me too aru,I'm tired and hungry aru" Kagura said sadly while holding her stomach yearning for yummy food.
" ahh what should we do Tatsumi san?" Shinpachi asked the guy who is currently depressed and sad .He is curling on the emo corner while rethinking about how horrible life is and thinking why this happen to him.
Well ,I guess this is it .I'm just a piece of trash who doesn't have any job and decent life" the man said while having a broken heart and complaining about how cruel live is .
Hahh I can't save him at this rate " the man thought sadly worried about his son who was in trouble . He stand and went to other place to steal stuff for money. He ended up become a thief in the end .It seems he run out of luck and happiness . " I guess this is it ,sad life ."
" Gin san ,he left " Shinpachi told the silver perm guy who is currently sitting on the bench drinking strawberry milk .
" that's right aru ,poor him" Kagura said dramatically like an actress who pretends to be crybaby .
" whatever, I don't care im tired and let him do whatever he want " Gin said while picking his nose with dead fish eyes.
"what a irresponsible adult ,so embarrassing " Kagura said like a girl when talking people behind their back with a sorry look.
"hahh I wonder what's going to happen right now? " shinpachi sighed and worried about Tatsumi. Feeling guilty, Shinpachi determine decided to find Tatsumi again.
Tbc
Yesss it's the longest chapter I ever write *cries* I'm so sorry if there are typos or grammar mistakes . Today is hijikata's birthday . HAPPY BIRTHDAY TOSHIII ! 5/5
Hiji: Thanks hehe
Kintoki : cihh what the heck btw MY NAME IS GINTOKI NOT KINTOKI !1!
Patsuan : happy birthday hijikata san
Kagura : waa happy birthday toshi
Hiji : don't call me toshi!
Okita : happy birthday hijikata san I hope u will die in the wasteland
Hiji : what did you say ! you sadist bastard ,I'll kill you!
Kondo : when I will appeared?*cries* oh and happy birthday toshi !
Kintoki : well probably never,gorilla
Kondo : whattt?
Gintoki : well that's all see you in the next chapter ,thankyou for reading it ,minna
Note
Kaito kid is a guy from anime Magic Kaito .This guy disguised as kaitou kid to steal jewelry and perfom a miracle as entertainment .
Kintoki :it's the name sakamoto used to call gintoki
Patsuan : another nickname for shinpachi
Glasses: do I have to tell you shinpachi is made up by 94% of glasses 4 % of trash and 2% of human (I'm probably wrong but who cares)