I groan at having to go through with the bet. I hate cutting monsters open. Oh well at least I won't have to borrow from lady in a while I looked over at the lady and groan such a hot lady not even single. "The name is Dante."
She smiled and walked away when she was out the door. Just before she opened the door she looked over her shoulder and said," Victoria Valentine." Then she was gone out the door 'cool lady' I thought following her.
I picked my weapons out of the open stomach of the fire demon and looked over at Dante. Cerberus and my seastone rod were fine but my sword was caput. I sigh and look at it.
menu
there at the corner of the screen was the total amount of beli that I had 783,000 beli it read. I withdrew the amount and paid Dante. damn if I'm gonna have to pay Dante for the body guarding mission I'm gonna have to get some more money maybe I can wait a few days before that bodyguard mission how long did it say that I have to wait for the log pose to reset, did I even get an update on that.
no, you didn't get that update would you like me to fix that your highness? Y/N
This is new it actually responded to my thoughts beyond control. I selected yes
OK your highness check your menu you'll find it right in your right by your beli if you can't tell just by looking yourself.
Is it just me or is this thing getting snarky. First it's helpful, then it's obvious, and now it develops a personality but it's snarky. Why me.
Stop monologuing in your damn head get going your highness.
Now it is swearing and reading my thoughts great. I'm going I'm going sheesh you don't have to be mean about it.
I will drop an anchor on you and I'll do it with a smile if you snark me!
I'm no longer safe inside my own head.
Did I not tell you to get going!
I stopped thinking and started running off to explore. Maybe I can find a Dungeon these bounties and quests aren't giving me enough money and experience. It's time to level up.
Finally I want blood give it too me and I'll show you the dungeon the blood in your inventory will only go so far. I only agreed to be assigned to you because of that little detail of you being a vampire stop being sunshine and be darkness.
I got a sarcastic blood thirsty being as the writer of my A.I or whatever it is supposed to be called. Great.
That's it your getting smashed!
I eep as an Anchor appears above me and I dived out of the way as it began to fall. More running I know officially hate my life and did I leave Vinnie at Dante's place? Yes I did! As soon as I find that god damned Dungeon and Satisfy this A.I. of blood or it will be coming from me.
A nice humor chapter. It's good right I try to be funny with filler chapters. Was it funny? R&R