Justin and Kyler were playing in Blake's front lawn, enjoying the few spring flowers that had managed to pop up around the yard. Jay and Blake were down in Blake's room, a.k.a. the basement, doing whatever it is guys do. Which means watching porn.

Jay stared at Blake's TV screen, "How is that… I mean, is that really possible? That's got to be photo shopped, right?"

Blake shrugged, drinking a soda. "I don't know, but I definitely wanna try it out."

Jay hesitated, "Blake, let me get this straight, we're both thirteen, watching porn, and thinking about trying out the moves?"

"If you don't like it, go play basket ball, but I here there's a three way coming on."

"… Maybe a little longer."

"Ha, that's what she said."

Kyler was arguing with Justin over what to do, "I don't wanna go down to the pond Justin! If my parents find out I went down there without Jay or Blake again, I'm gonna get grounded!"

"Oh cry me a river you dumb Jew!" Justin snapped, "Why don't you put the Menorah down and just grow a pair!"

Kyler glared at Justin. "Shut up you soulless ginger!"

"I'm not a ginger!"

"Hey kid."

Justin and Kyler both looked up to see a white van parked on the curb. The man in the driver's seat was grinning at them. Justin spoke first. "What is it mister?"

"Do you want a bike?" He asked.

Justin's eyes lit up, "Yeah!" She rushed over to the window, peering in at the man, "You've got a bike!? Where is it?"

"It's in the back-"

Justin dropped down, throwing the side van door open, "What the- where's the bike!?"

"Uh… I forgot, I left it in my basement-"

"Well why didn't you say so!?" Justin asked, slamming the side door shut, opening the passenger door and jumping in, buckling up, "Come on, drive! Let's go!" She shut the door, "Let's do this thing! Whoo hoo! I'm gonna get a bike!"

The guy stared at her, juggling his morals about doing this to what must surely be a retarded child, before shrugging. A kid was a kid.

He drove off, with Justin in shot gun, and Kyler on the front lawn.

Kyler stared after the van, mouth hanging open. She suddenly turned around, running up to Blake's door. "JAY!"

One watched form a nearby tree, face palming. "I don't think parents are to be blamed for their kids getting abducted…"

One had two options, he could either rush after the van, save Justin, be the hero of the day, and walk away knowing he's done a good dead. Or, he could just sit back, watch, and enjoy seeing his little brother try and fail to save Justin, then jump in to help and rub it all in Jay's face.

Or maybe he could just watch, not interfere, and watch his little brother, the red haired brat, and the goth boy Blake all get killed. Maybe the brown haired brat too.

One chuckled to himself, that choice was a no-brainer.

Okay guys! Yeah, I know, it's ridiculously short, but I just felt it should end there.

And another thing, do you wanna read Jay's origin story, based on his main version, revenge of the desperate? Then check it, on Red-X 17's profile!

His link should be on the review pages of this story, he's got the poster for Assassin's Creed III as his profile picture. So if you're a fan of Jay, and want to know his life story, then go check it out!