The next day at Craig's house, Clyde Donovan comes into his house and tells him Craig who was coming downstairs.
"Hey dude, I think I found the perfect couple to play your fake parents when you go to the principal's office next Thursday."
Now with excitement, Craig then says.
"All right! who?"
Suddenly, the two actors who were about to play his new parents both walk into the living room and introduce themselves.
The actor playing Mr. Tucker then sat down on a chair, while the actress playing Mrs. Tucker sits on the couch.
Craig after getting a good look at them tells the actors.
"Well...You guys do look firm enough but can you really play the part of my parents?"
The actor playing the dad, says to him.
"Little boy I am a trained Shakespearean actor, and I sure can play the part of your redneck father! and I'm a radio actor to."
The actress playing the mom, says to him.
"I guess I'm playing the part of your slutty Mom! can you tell me more about her so I can get into character?"
He tells her.
"Well, she's not really a slut that's Cartman's mother, and all you really have to do is just say that your my mom, that's it."
Suddenly, Clyde then whispers into Craig's ear and says.
"Dude, are you sure you can get away with this?"
He told him.
"Don't worry it's all in the bag."
It was now Thursday and Craig, Clyde, and Craig's fake parents we're all sitting outside of the pincipal's office, Craig then tells his fake parents.
"Now remember when she says that I'm in big trouble all you have to say is, "Son you're grounded no Red Racer for a week."
To be continued.