Sweet Riding Hood

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A/N:Did Bella behave? Let's find out.

Bella opened the door to find Sarah quite distracted checking herself out on a digital compact mirror that was scanning her face.

"Make-up, perfect," Sarah sang before taking a sniff of her wrist. "Ah…he wont be able to resist me this time."

Bella raised a brow and decided to clear her throat to let the girl know she wasn't alone.

"Jake…" Sarah squealed happily before turning around only to find that it definitely was not Jake behind her.

Bella smiled lightly and raised a friendly hand. "Hi there."

"Hi," the young dark haired woman answered with a look of disappointment and judgment on her face. "I'm here for Jake. Is he here?"

Bella took in her own appearance and realized she didn't look awesome. After all she only found a dress shirt of Jake's to wear, everything else she basically swam in.

I really do need to do some shopping,she thought before laughing internally. I wonder what malls look like these days. Would Jake go shopping for me? Wait that wouldn't be a good idea, it would be better if it was a girl.

"Sorry to disappoint you, dear, but Jake isn't here. And not sure when he will be back." Bella looked at Sarah and thought she was dressed quite fashionably, as though she was ready for a Friday night out of town instead just delivering goodies like Red Riding hood to the wolf's house.

But instead of a big bad wolf, she finds me, Bella thought and couldn't help but worry internally. A pang of hunger hit her and Bella decided it would be best to hold her breath. I really should go hunting after this.

"Well, will he be back soon?" Sarah asked.

Bella raised a brow, the girl wasn't really listening.

Why would she come to see Jake? Bella couldn't help but wonder.

Bella returned her attentions back to the girl and admitted to herself that Sarah was quite beautiful, with shapely hips, round plumped breast, and a pair of captivating brown eyes that could probably turn any college boy into a loyal puppy. She was truly beautiful to the point that it would could rival Rosalie's beauty.

Bella sighed sadly.

I will do better, Bella thought. I won't sink my teeth into this one. I won't hurt her.

"Like I just said, I'm not sure."

Sarah pressed her lips tight and looked at Bella up and down.

"So you're not uncomfortable in that dress shirt? Didn't have uh anything to wear to answer the door?"

Bella, felt embarrassed suddenly. "Sorry for looking like this, Jake and I kind of got dirty yesterday and I had nothing to wear," Bella admitted. "Hey we are about the same size do you have anything I could borrow from you?"

The girl didn't answer instead she gave Bella a disbelieving look.

"Borrow? Uh, no, no I don't think so," she said before she entered the house.

"Umm, I don't know if it's a good idea for you to come inside," Bella said as she followed the girl inside. "And there she goes," she said to herself.

"Wow, this place is cleaner than I've ever seen," Sarah noted. "He's always been such a messy guy."

Bella frowned. "Umm...why don't you leave me the basket and I will put it in the fridge and tell Jake you were here."

"I rather stay, you see Jake is going to be so peachy-happy when he sees me and he loves my chicken pot-" she stopped as she opened the fridge to find that there was more than the usual take-out containers and a chicken pot pie.

"Yeah, it's one of his favorites," Bella appeared suddenly behind her. "The secret to a good chicken-pot pie is-"

Sarah twitched and Bella found it slightly amusing.

"Lard," Sarah replied confidently.

Bella laughed. "I was going to say love but I guess that, too if you want a flaky crust."

Sarah closed the fridge.

"Are you hungry?" Bella asked. "I can reheat something for you while you wait for Jacob."

"No, thank you," Sarah replied.

"I can move some things around in the fridge to make room for your stuff," Bella added. "So, how do you know Jake?"

The girl stood a bit taller and swayed her hips as she walked around the kitchen island, her finger glided across the wood top.

"I'm a very close personal friend of his," she said simply, tossing her hair to side causing a wave of her flowery scent to hit Bella's nostrils.

"Well how…how nice," Bella smiled. One would have thought it was because the girl smelled good but that wasn't the case. Bella had just taken a good whiff of the girl and happily didn't feel the usual burning hunger. It was actually quite relieving to know that she could be around a human and not want to eat them.

Oh my God, this is so great! I can't wait to tell Jake.

"Oh shitzer!" Sarah yelped, covering her mouth. "I cut myself."

Bella's eyes opened wide and she stopped breathing.

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Meanwhile, Jacob was zooming through the forest praying to God, he wouldn't be late.

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"What's wrong with you?" Sarah asked. "Are you afraid of blood or something?"

Bella stepped back, while Sarah inspected her hand.

"I guess it's not too bad, it didn't even cut me that deep. No blood, woop woop," Sarah smiled.

Bella exhaled a breath. "Well that's a relief."

Sarah nodded until the light shined upon Bella's eyes.

"What's, what's wrong with your eyes. They're—" Sarah froze. "Oh no, no no no no. This is not happening. You're—you're a vampire!"

"Friendly vampire," Bella tried to explain.

"JAKE!" Sarah gave a blood gurgling scream at the top of her lungs.

"Woe," Bella said looking really surprised.

Sarah stepped further back. "JAKE! Where is he? JAKE!"

"Calm down," Bella said in a soothing voice. "I promise, I'm not going to bite," she said trying to lighten the mood.

That only made the girl more frantic and weirdly brave.

"You monster! What the hell have you done to my Jake?"

That wasn't a very good idea on the girl's part.

"YOUR JAKE? YOUR Jake, you say," Bella hissed her whole demeanor changing from happy go lucky host to green-eyed (well red-eyed) monster.

How the hell can he be yours? she thought, seeing red. You're just a kid.

"You killed him didn't you!" Sarah accused before grabbing a nearby frying pan and tossing it at Bella.

"I didn't kill him," Bella said as she ducked away from more flying pans. "LIAR!" the girl said tossing more pans.

Honestly, the man never cooks why all the cookware, she thought before a heavy pot actually hit her right on the nose.

"OH, Fuck me that hurt!" Bella yelled as she pressed her hand against nose. "Okay, seriously kid you need to stop."

"Jaaaaaaakkkkkkee!" Sarah screamed before she opened a drawer and started to throw knives at Bella. And one actually landed and cut Jake's shirt.

"I said stop!" Bella roared finally losing her patience, ghosting towards the girl and taking hold of the girl's hands.

Sarah in turn gave out the most horrific shriek.

"Sarah!" Jake barged through the open door and pushed Bella away from her causing Bella to fall over the couch into the open living room. And the fall hurt, like a bitch.

"Oh Jake," Sarah threw herself in his arms as though she had been reunited to a long lost lover.

Meanwhile, Bella was pulling herself back up from the floor when she noticed how Sarah's arms latched onto Jake's neck.

"She. . . she scared me, she said she was going to eat me," the young girl whimpered.

Bella gasped. "You little lying-"

"Did you, Bella?" Jake snapped.

The words stung coming out of his mouth it almost made Bella want to cry that he thought so little of her. Yet, it also served to piss her off for being wrongly accused.

"I didn't!" she said between gritted teeth that made her look slightly possessed. "She came in with food and was going to store it away but there was no room in the fridge because of what I had made for you. I even offered to reheat something for her and she just got defensive and started throwing pots, pans and if you haven't noticed knives! I was just trying to calm her down but she went nut-so on me."

Jake shook his head. He didn't know what to believe. But what scared him the most was that Bella appeared as though she was still quite capable of killing this girl. So his first priority was to keep the Sarah safe.

"Sarah, go home," he said firmly.

Bella pressed her lips, desperately holding back the desire to say something cheeky like 'catch you later,' but she knew that wouldn't bode well with Mr. Human-protector in the corner holding the weak-annoying girl.

"But I can't just leave you," Sarah responded between tears as her mascara smeared her tanned cheeks. "She…she's a bloodsucker…a vampire…she can kill you. Please…please I don't want you to die."

That little manipulating brat, Bella thought. She is lucky I don't feel any blood lust or else I would suck her dry just to shut her up, and the world might even thank me for it. Thank me, I say! UGH. I have a headache.

The little monster in her actually wanted to flip for joy, that Bella would even consider killing someone for sport but of course Bella's conscious had control now, which silently reprimanded her for having such thoughts.

She was trying to her best to be vegetarian after all.

"I will be fine," she heard Jake say with urgency in his voice. "Now go home and don't worry, she won't harm anyone."

"And why is that?" the girl said taking advantage of touching Jake's cheek with her finger tips.

"Because, I rather sink my teeth into a fury little creature instead of you, you little lying snake," Bella hissed.

"Enough!" Jake shouted before turning to Sarah again. "Sarah. Listen. To. Me. You need to leave. Don't come back here until I say otherwise. Do you understand?"

"I…I can't," she said with love in her eyes which made Bella want to gag and strangle her.

"You will," he said firmly.

"But she will hurt you."

"She won't."

"How do you know that?" she asked.

"Because she's a friend," he answered reluctantly.

"But she's a vampire, shouldn't you kill her?" The girl said ignoring everything that had been said.

"She's technically protected under a treaty," Jake answered feeling very annoyed with the girl's insistence.

Sarah's eyes opened wide.

"Oh my Bob Saget, she's a Cullen!"

A/N:

I couldn't resist. I thought to myself well Bella come from our time would be very in tune with the OMG phrase but what about future generations would they tire of 'OMG' I thought why not and then Bob Saget came to mine.

Anyway, where do you guys think the story is going now.

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MSCAROL