"Er, Annabeth?"

"Yeah, Percy?"

"Did you ever get around to reading the camp scribe's records of the Giant War?"

She frowned. "No. I didn't really want to think about it. Why?"

"Frank brought me a chapter."

Annabeth read it. It took her a while. She was pretty sure her dyslexia must be acting up. Finally, she had to accept it. "Where in Olympus did he come up with that?"

"I'm blaming the Stolls. Or possibly Leo."

"Even for them, this is in bad taste. Especially when Nico and Calypso just got engaged."

Several screams rent the air. In the distance, the earth cracked.

Annabeth grabbed her dagger. "What was that?"

Percy smiled sheepishly. "I might have mentioned something to Nico first."

Thus unleashing the Underworld on an unsuspecting Hermes cabin.

Seaweed Brain.

Well, alright.

Her seaweed brain.

A/N: I used to ship whatever was canon and leave it at that. After events, I explored the fandom more, came up with my own conclusions, and started shipping Jason/Reyna, Nico/Calypso, and Leo/Piper. And Percabeth, of course.