Definitely Maybe Chapter 2: Words, plumbing, bad Nnoitra
(Grimmjow's P.O.V)
Well here we are at Casa de Espada. Ha! It's a simple house, or at least that's what it looks like on the outside, but within it has more than enough room for everyone. So here I am taking my kids to see them. Now don't get me wrong, the Espadas aren't all bad, but sometimes things get out of control when my kids are here. Okay it always gets out of control. Who knew that fierce warriors like the Espadas, who never seemed to have a heart, could melt and be suckered by my kids? It truly is funny, though at the end of the chaos I have to deal with Orihime's anger if the kids get roughed up too much. Carrying the youngest in my arms the twins follow me to the door. I knock expecting to see Szaeyel, Ulquiorra, Nelliel or Yammy, but there is also..
(Third person P.O.V)
When the door opened a tall shadow covered them. The twins looked up and shouted together, Shpoon!" Nnoitra Gilga stood in the door way. The tall ex-fifth Espada looked down at the twins then at Grimmjow's youngest son before he knelt down to the two children in front of him and gave them a lecherous smile. "Hey! It's the pet's kids. Where's your mama at?"
Grimmjow growled and between clenched teeth warned the man, "Shut up about my wife Nnoitra, got it? Or else."
Nnoitra just laughed and shook his head before standing back up and ignoring Grimmjow's warning said sarcastically, "What Grimmjow, having a spat with the missus or not getting any?"
Grimmjow pushed past the idiot and saw a grown up Nelliel. Counting his blessings silently he whispered to her so the twins couldn't hear him. Nelliel nodded and put herself eye level to them. "Hey guys! How are you doing?" she asked sweetly, "Want to play or go get a snack first?"
The twins loved their aunt Nelliel since she was so fun to play with. Her and Szaeyel. They knew that their pink haired uncle had a lot of fun toys to use that made lots of noise and usually made their daddy and everyone else nervous. Yeah, they knew they would have fun here.
Grimmjow looked at Nnoitra before turning to give his youngest to Nelliel along with the diaper bag that held all the kids' stuff in it. Before he could go back to Nnoitra he was surprised by his daughter, Michelle, calling out to him. "This is new," he thought as he knelt down to her. Smiling he asked, "What's up princess?"
She had tears in her eyes. "Yous nots mads momma..?" His son Rocky piped up from behind her, "Yous love momma wighs?"
Grimmjow smiled and nodded, hugging both his kids tightly and placing a kiss on both their heads. He stood up to kiss Wilhelm's head next and the two year old just gurgled at his father.
"Damn right I love your momma and I could never be mad at her. Uncle Nnoitra is being a big meanie. You two go with your little brother and Aunt Nelliel. I am sure she will play with you, and if not go attack uncle Ulquiorra. Despite how he acts he loves you two. If you want, I am sure he'll take you for a flight."
With that said the twins took off to find their "grumpy uncle." Grimmjow glared at Nnoitra. "You are an a***. How dare you say s*** like that to my kids. MY KIDS."
Before Nnoitra responded Grimmjow took a breath to calm down. "You know what? I won't be hitting you no matter how much I want to. I think I'll let Orihime deal out the punishment to you. Considering what she did to you the last time you cursed in front of the kids."
Nnoitra shivered slightly, his voice surprisingly shaken as he said, "Don't remind me."
Grimmjow chuckled, "The great Fifth Espada, afraid of nothing, willing to fight anyone, is terrified of my wife. The mother of my children. A mere human."
Nnoitra sneered in anger at him, "Grimmjow that wife of yours is no mere human. She is a force to be reckoned with."
Grimmjow smiled and with pride in his eyes said before he walked away, "Damn right she is. She makes me so proud. I just hope our kids are just like her."
With that he walked off to go see Yammy. Nnoitra stood shocked before storming off about how the kids can't take a joke.
Grimmjow continued to the kitchen where he found Yammy talking to Wilhelm with Szaeyel nearby watching them. The sight of the toddler squealing at Yammy when the man lifted him up made Grimmjow laugh.
He warned them with a serious tone, "Don't drop him or you deal with Orihime,' and saw both men flinch making him swell with pride again.
"Is my wife that scary to you two as well?" Grimmjow asked with a smirk.
Szaeyel nodded vigorously as he cut up food for the twins, "Yes and for good reason. Sure, the shinigami can kill us, but your wife is worse. She will torture us by rejecting body parts. I mean HELLO! She rejected Nnoitra's genitals."
Grimmjow laughed harder at this until Michelle and Rocky tore through the kitchen, Nelliel chasing them. Of course the twins heard what the pink haired Espada said and it stopped them dead in their tracks.
Rocky looked at the three men, eyes full of innocence, "Whas..genils, is thas your winkie?"
Szaeyel simply nodded and Grimmjow looked shocked.
Yammy opened his mouth to explain more to the kids, but Grimmjow smacked a hand over it with lightening speed even though he was in a gigai.
"Well, it is pronounced genitals Rocky. You and your sister's are different, but Wilhelm's is the same as yours," Szaeyel explained in a matter of fact way.
Michelle, quick for a three year old, looked at her uncle. Although she looked innocent like Orihime she was far more devious and she smiled widely when she saw her father looking rather uncomfortable.
"Hows we different? Wes twins..we same?" she asked sweetly.
Michelle and Rocky both nodded in unison as they looked to the scientist. Szaeyel prepared himself to explain more but Grimmjow covered his mouth as well. He sighed hoping there wouldn't be any issues now. Just as he was about to tell the kids to go play Nnoitra walked in.
"Hey little buggers, what's going on?" he asked with a grin as he took in the sight of Grimmjow with his hands over both Yammy's and Szaeyel's mouths.
Michelle and Rocky looked at each other before Rocky went up to Nnoitra, pulling on his arm, "Uncle Nnoitra, we confussed..Mici, ans I's, wis twins, wis differents buts nots..Uncle Say said I got winkie, but Mici doesn't.." Nnoitra picked up the kids and grinned broadly.
"Szaeyel is right." Grimmjow growled a warning at Nnoitra, but it went unheeded when Nnoitra walked into the living room with the kids. Grimmjow continued to growl and warn his idiot "friend" of the consequences of what would be coming to him.
Nelliel picked up Wilhelm and cooing at him carried him to the nursery that she made sure to have done up when Grimmjow and Orihime had the twins. Tuning out the ruckus she rocked and hummed the youngest Jaegerjacques to sleep.
While Nnoitra made his way into the living room with the twins he talked about the "plumbing". He didn't realize that while they were smart for their age they were still only three and a half year olds. So while they knew many words, it didn't mean they understood them all. Because of this, during his explanation they kept asking why, grating on his nerves.
Suddenly he yelled out, "IT'S FOR F***!" then stopped himself realizing what he said.
Michelle looked at him, pulling on his hair slightly as she giggled, "Whas funking?"
Nnoitra grinned and Rocky nodded his agreement that he didn't understand, asking "Yesh whas fooking?"
Nnoitra thought corrupting his niece and nephew was the funniest thing that happened all day until his blood ran cold when one loud bellow of, "NNOITRA!" shook the house.
Ulquiorra suddenly appeared as if materializing before him and shaking his head at Nnoitra took the twins out of his arms.
Nnoitra tried to figure out which way to go when he saw Szaeyel and Yammy trying to hold back Grimmjow. They were fighting a losing battle as his spiritual pressure rose. Practically in blind fury Grimmjow jumped out of his gigai in his released form ready to rip Nnoitra apart.
Michelle and Rocky looked over Ulquiorra's shoulder then at their quietest uncle. While Michelle was Ulquiorra's favorite because she looked a lot like Orihime he had a soft spot for all three of the kids.
Smiling at her uncle she asked, "Uncle Ulqui, whesh ars wes gong?" Rocky then piped in, "Yesh weres wes goning uncle Ulqui?"
Ulquiorra smiled before replying, "Away. Children your age should not witness the violence that is about to happen. Uncle Nnoitra is going to get a beating by your father. So we will go to the park." With that he carried them out of the house, grabbing their bag along the way.
Once he was done pounding on Nnoitra, Grimmjow saw Nelliel with Wilhelm and grinning said, "I see he slept through it."
Nelliel nodded, giggling at the sleeping child in her arms before she passed him to his father. Before Grimmjow could even ask the question Nelliel said, "Don't worry, Ulquiorra has the twins. He took them to the park. Stay and relax. We don't get to see you as much and we all love the children you should know that by now."
Grimmjow simply nodded and taking Wilhelm into the living room with Nelliel following him joined Yammy, Szaeyel and Nnoitra as they watched TV. The rest of the time was calm for the most part. Wilhelm messed himself and Grimmjow threw the dirty diaper at Nnoitra, but otherwise it was peaceful.
When the twins returned they were tired. Ulquiorra even looked tired. The former fourth Espada patted their heads once he put them down and whispered to both children in Spanish, "Te amo mucho'", hoping their father and the others had not heard him. Nelliel winked but said nothing and Grimmjow merely nodded.
"They behaved I hope," he said.
"Grimmjow, for children that have your gene pool, they were very well behaved indeed. Be proud of them. You have done well. As has the woman," Ulquiorra replied solemnly. Then he sat down, grabbed the remote and changed the channel. When it was time to leave Yammy helped with getting the kids into the car and they headed home to see Orihime.