i had to. AU.
"There's a poliwag here."
"I'm not getting that. I'm getting, like, four pidgeys. And two zubats."
Hope snickered, pausing slightly to catch the poliwag that had appeared on his phone's screen. "With that, I have enough to evolve it."
Light leaned over to see his newly captured pokemon. "A CP of four hundred fifty-three? How the hell do you catch the strong ones?" She huffed, scrolling through her own (less impressive) collection of pokemon. "My strongest is omanyte, and its CP is two hundred thirty-three."
"Didn't I catch that for you?" He asked. "You were driving and practically threw your phone at me to catch it."
"I didn't throw my phone at you. I tossed it."
"'Toss'."
"Listen, next time you need me to catch some rare pokemon, I'm catching a rattata instead."
my personal headcanon is light is absolute shit when it comes to pokemon go. she hates comparing her caught pokemon to anyone else's because it's just. omanyte. and several pidgeys.