THE CHILDREN Set Sail!
Disclaimer: Again I wish neither to steal nor own One Piece and Zettai Karen Children from their original owner. Luffy would probably just punch me in the face and Kaoru would just slam me into the wall if I stated otherwise.
Luffy (punching Normama in the face): I WOULDN'T DO THAT!
Kaoru (slamming Normama into a wall): I'M NOT THAT KIND OF A PERSON!
Nami (sweat dropped): Uh, you two are being VERY counterproductive, you know…
Luffy and Kaoru (sweat dropped after a few seconds): Oops…
(Straw Hats' P.O.V.)
"AAAHH!" Luffy screamed as his body slammed into a wall.
"WHAT THE…?" Zoro exclaimed.
Instantly, everyone was on high alert.
Zoro was already readying his sword.
Usopp and Chopper were running around panicking.
Sanji instinctively places himself in front of Nami and Vivi.
All eyes fell on the three girls as they prepare for what could come next.
(The CHILDREN P.O.V)
Meanwhile, Kaoru was slowly recollecting herself as Shiho and Aoi coward behind her.
After a few seconds of staring at the person who "ambushed" them (who was seemingly unconscious), Kaoru slowly put on a confident, if not cocky, smile. "Well," Kaoru smirked, "that was a lot easier than I thought…"
"Too easy if you asked me…" Aoi commented as she slowly discard her initially fear.
Shiho meanwhile had places her the deck of the ship, her hand already glowing bright blue (much to the Straw Hats' surprises). "Huh," Shiho inquiries as she put on a satisfying smile, "despite being pirates, I only sense eight being on this ship…"
"So, they're not going to be any kind of trouble?"
"Not with our powers. Anyway, we need to get back to the mainland. We'll probably need to take over the ship to do so…"
"So," Kaoru mischievously stroke her chin, imagining the possibility, "does that mean we'll have to knock everyone off the ship?"
"Well," Shiho chuckled as her face darken, "if comes down to that, I guess we have no choice but to do so…"
"I don't think it will come down to that," Aoi smug as readjust her glasses, "after all, what can a bunch of pirates do against us?"
Kaoru snicker. "Well, that's true…"
"Uh, you three do realize that we can hear you, right?" a gruff voice spoke up.
Startled, the girls suddenly realize that they were 'surround'. There was a man with short green hair and three sword; a blond man with eye cover with his hair; two ladies one with neck long orange hair and the other long ponytail blue hair; another man with a long nose; the 'cute' creature they met before; and a relatively large duck.
"Oh crap," Shiho exclaimed, "they were listening in on our plan…"
"Well you three were exactly keeping your 'plan' a secret…" the orange-hair lady exasperated.
"Not good," Aoi tense as her hand made a 'y' sign language which began to glow bright green, "we got to get rid of them now Kaoru…Kaoru?"
Kaoru at the moment had her eyes somewhere else. Before anyone could blink, she had gone up to the orange-hair lady and began to squeeze her chest, much to the lady's surprised horror.
"MY GOODNESS~, WHAT BIG CHEST YOU HAVE!" She ogled, "THEY'RE NOT AS BIG AS GRANNY, BUT THIS STILL BEYOND AVERAGE…"
"W-W-WAIT A MINUTE," the lady screeched as she try desperately try to remove Kaoru's hand from her chest, "WHAT ARE YOU…? ACK!"
"OH GOOD LORD," the blonde man cried as blood squirt out of his nostril, "MAKE IT STOP (with no real flame behind it)!"
Before anyone could blink, Kaoru had switch on to the blue-hair lady, who was also freaking out (a larger stream of blood pour out the blonde man's nose).
"MY~, THESE ARE ABOUT JUST AS LARGE~!" Kaoru complimented as she snuggled the frighten lady's chest, "IF THE OTHER LADY IS 95B, YOUR IS AT LEAST 76B! WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN EATING~?"
"KYAAH," the blue hair lady shrieked, trying to desperately remove Kaoru from her body, "SOMEBODY HELP ME!"
Wish granted! Before Kaoru even knew it, Shiho and Aoi had dropped kick her off the distressed lady.
"KAORU," the two scolded in unison, "NOW IS NOT THE TIME!"
(Straw Hats' P.O.V.)
"Err…anyway," Zoro spoke up, catching the girls attention, "if you three really do plan to take over the ship you'll have to go through me!"
With that he readies his sword. Despite being kids, he had seen what one of them was capable of so he instinctively knew not to take them lightly.
However, after a few seconds of staring, the three girls burst out laughing.
"Y-Y-You got to be kidding right?" the silver-hair girl managed.
"…Excuses me?" Zoro growled lowly, for some reasons feeling very piss.
"Sheesh," the redhead chuckled, "guns won't work on us and here this guy is using swords…how pathetic…"
"…"
"I don't know guys," the glasses girl pondered, "I think he is seriously going to use swords…"
"So what?" the redhead girl mocked, "I bet the guy doesn't even know how to use those swords. He probably just cut blindly…"
"…I'LL MURDER YOU ALL!" Zoro shouted as in an instant he had somehow tower above them ready to slice their heads off.
(The CHILDREN P.O.V.)
Now this got Kaoru, Aoi, and Shiho into a panic.
"W-WHAT THE…H-HOW DID HE GET THIS CLOSE SO QUICK?" Kaoru screeched.
"E-EMERGENCY TELEPORT!" Aoi screamed as their body glow faintly green.
As the swordsman blade slice down, they instantly disappear only to reappear on top of the ship's mass.
"HOLY SNAPS," the long nose man cried, "HOW DID THEY GET UP THERE?"
"G-God," Shiho swear, "that was almost too close…"
But before either Kaoru or Aoi can nod in agreement, somehow the swordsman had leapt up to them, ready to cut them in mid-air.
"WAAAH~!" Aoi cried as she instantly teleported herself, Shiho, and Kaoru out of harms way.
But by the time they materialize back on the ship's deck, the swordsman was ready to attack them again.
"YOU BRATS ARE NOT GETTING AWAY FROM ME!" the man shouted.
"G-G-GO AWAY," Kaoru order as her hand push forward, glowing red as she did. Just like that the swordsman, after glow faintly red, was shoved off the boat and into the sea. "Sheesh, that guy was crazy…"
"SWEET!" A voice cried from behind them. They quickly turn around to find the straw-hat pirate they that Kaoru had 'knock out' in the beginning.
(Straw Hat's P.O.V.)
"Whoa, when did Luffy got up?" Usopp pondered.
"I bet he wasn't even knocked," Nami sighed.
"YOU THREE ARE AMAZING!" Luffy cried, much louder than needed, "YOU DIDN'T EVEN TOUCH ME OR ZORO BUT WE END UP FLYING! YOU THREE DISAPPEAR AND REAPPEAR FROM PLACE TO ANOTHER AS WELL! THAT WAS AWESOME!"
The three kids just stared at him as if he was crazy. "Um…" the redhead managed, "thanks?"
"Luffy, now is not the time," Vivi warned as Carue quaked in agreement, "they're trying to take over the ship!"
"WHAT?" Luffy screamed as turn back to the three female intruders, "that's not nice!"
His crew all did an anime fall as Zoro, who somehow manage to get back on the ship, smacked him on the head.
"IS THAT REALLY ALL YOU CAN SAY?" he lectured.
"You're the captain Luffy," Sanji join in, "do something about this…"
(The CHILDREN P.O.V.)
If their reaction during the straw hat wearing pirate's outburst was surprise, their reactions this time was dumbfound.
"Wait, this guy is the pirate captain?" Shiho asked out loud.
"He doesn't seem like a captain if you ask me." Aoi sweat dropped.
"And Minamoto call us kids, wait until he sees this guy." Kaoru commented.
"Alright, you three," the pirate captain, or 'Luffy' as the other pirates on the ship called him, command suddenly, "this is my ship! You three are not taking over!"
After a few seconds, Kaoru suddenly burst out laughing, surprising even Shiho and Aoi. "Ha, ha, ha, ha! Oh come on, did you really think that telling us that will actually work?"
"Yeah…" Luffy monotone. This causes everyone else to perform an anime faint.
"W-Well, too bad! As of now this is our ship!"
"It is not!"
"It is too!"
"It is not!"
"It is too!"
"It is not!"
"It is too!"
"It is not!"
"It is too!"
"YOU ARE NOT TAKING OVER MY SHIP!"
"AND WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT? I KNOCKED YOU OUT ONCE AND I CAN DO IT…"
But before Kaoru can go any farther a stretching fist rocket right into her face knocking her out instantly.
Aoi and Shiho watch in horror and surprise as the impossibly stretching fist snap back to Luffy. "One down," he smirked, "two to go!"
Normama: "And...CUT! That's a wrap you three!"
Aoi: "Thanks Normama!"
Normama: "You can thank by getting that gun away from me..."
Aoi: "No problem...(teleport the gun out of Shiho's hand)"
Shiho: "HEEEEY!"
Normama: "Don't worry, I'll continue the story, ok? Sheesh! Anyway please review this story and help me make it better!"