Meanwhile, at South Park Elementary...
"Now, Mr. Mackey has informed me that you've been a bunch of sick little brats all week... I don't know what's been going on, but frankly I'm appalled." PC Principal was saying, though it looked like he didn't really care. After all, they hadn't insulted Caitlyn Jenner or a person of another ethnic group.
"Um.. PC Principal...?" Kyle started.
"Yes?"
"What has Mr. Mackey done to Cartman? I mean, not that I care about him, but..."
"It really isn't any of your business, is it, Kyle?"
"Well, he's been gone for over an hour now."
"I don't even know what Mackey's done to Eric. So just shut up and wait for him to come get you."
Silence filled the room. The boys quickly felt awkward, staring at the principal, who started back at them.
But it did not last long.
Suddenly, the door swung open, not producing Mr. Mackey, but someone else.
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Mr. Mackey was almost back to the school. As he cruised along the road at a completely unsafe speed, he thought about who he was going to punish next, and what the punishment would be.
Not Stan. Not yet. While the other boys had badly pissed him off, Stan had crossed the line. Acting like it was such a big deal that he did good on his test, making retarded comments all the time.
He would be the finale.
Suddenly, Mr. Mackey broke into a fit of menacing laughter. Barely able to control himself. He had a plan.
And it was perfect.
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"Principal Victoria?" PC Principal shrieked. "What are you doing here?"
"Didn't expect to see me here, PC Principal?"
PC Principal sighed. "Why are you here?"
"Just thought I'd stop by. Heard Mackey was having a hard time with the boys. I see you're handling the situation well."
PC Principal stood, slamming his hands down on the desk.
"Don't lecture me about handling situations, Ms. Hot Cosby!"
"Take it back!"
"Never!"
The arguing was getting louder by the minute. The boys were forced to stuff their fingers on their ears, though it proved ineffective.
"This day just keeps getting better and better," Stan muttered sarcastically.
"Again I ask, Victoria. Why are you here."
Principal Victoria sneered. "Mr. Mackey called me in to torment the boy. But you know, I'd prefer to talk about you."
PC Principal just stared at her, confused.
"I've heard a lot of things have happened while I was gone. Beating up little boys. Yelling at innocent children. Totally retarded detentions."
"YOU CAN'T USE THAT WORD, BRO!"
"I JUST DID."
"Well... At least I didn't run a completely discipline free school!"
"You have a CRIMINAL RECORD!"
"Um... PC Principal?"
"WHAT DO YOU WANT, STAN."
"Never mind."
Victoria made her way to the door. "I'll be back, PC Principal. And by the way... Caitlyn Jenner is not a hero."
And with that, she walked out of the room.
Fuming with rage, PC Principal picked up an open coke can and threw it across the room, causing the contents to fly everywhere.
"She'll pay for that."
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Mr. Mackey opened the door to the principal's office to see three nervous boys and a livid PC Principal.
"Kenny, it's your turn. Come with me."
If you have any ideas for punishments, please let me know. It would be very helpful.