Mr. Mackey was walking down the halls to get Stan. He was so ready for this. So ready to humiliate the worthless brat who had done him so much wrong over the years. Vengeance is sweet...

He was almost to PC Principle's office when he passed by his own- and heard slightly odd noises coming from inside.

He stopped in front of the door. There were odd shrieking sounds. It was like a water buffalo in a street fight with Madonna. Weird, yet oddly satisfying.

Curiosity getting the best of him, he opened the door.

"Oh,oh...OH MY GOD!" His mouth hung down to ground, eyes wide, staring at the sight in front of him.

PC Principle.

Victoria.

Cuddling.

And not PG rated cuddling, not by a long shot.

"What the hell, what the hell, what the hell, WHAT THE HELL, M'KAY!"

The two stood up, seemingly disoriented. They fumbled around trying to pick up their clothes, knocking down a bottle of champagne in the process.

"What can I say?" PC's face was hot with embarrassment. "She's really sexy when she's mad..."

"GET THE HELL OUT OF MY OFFICE, M'KAY!" Mr. Mackey pulled his phone out of his pocket.

"Hello. Yes. Police. They were... getting freaky in my office!"

"Mr. Mackey, can we get this-" Stan, who had appeared from nowhere in the hall, stared into the office. Met with the sight of a pantless and underwearless PC Principle and a particularly rough looking drunk Victoria, the boy just turned around and walked away, pondering life and why things like this always had to happen to him.

"PC?"

He looked around. PC Principle and Victoria were near the double doors at the exit of the school.

"Don't you DARE try to GET AWAY!" Mr. Mackey ripped off his Metallica shirt, revealing all his skull tattoos. He was ready to kill some bitches.

But just as Mackey began a mad dash down the hall, they disappeared out the door. The councilor fell to his knees, and just screamed. Out of anger, shock, and confusion.

"Why...why, m'kay?"

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THE AFTERMATH:

MR. MACKEY was horribly injured in a failed attempt to perform laser tattoo removal surgery on himself. After being in the hospital for 17 weeks he was forced by the court to take anger management classes at the local prison for five years, as well as mental therapy to help him get over the scene in his office.

KENNY McCORMICK was found in a ditch near Mackey's house by police the following morning, nearly beaten to death. Barely hanging on to dear life, he was rushed to the hospital- but they just couldn't make it. The damage was simply too much for the boy to handle.

STAN MARSH was admitted into a mental health institution shortly after the incident. It is estimated his therapy will be completed at age 18.

ERIC CARTMAN was found by authorities in a dark alley at approximately 2:30 AM Saturday morning. He made it out with minimal injuries, and was given a $1500 McDonald's gift card for his troubles.

KYL BROFLOVSKI was rescued by a pack of gang members. Feeling pity for the boy, the leader allowed him to be set free. The doctors found him to be clear of disease from the rabid squirrel.

PC AND VICTORIA didn't make it very far. The cops pulled up to the school at almost the exact moment they ran out the door. They plan to begin dating after the 8 month prison sentence.

Please reveiw!

Who else saw the season 20 premiere the other day? I thought it was ok, what did you think?