Author's Note: Huh. Another crack.
Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha, but part of Rikuo Takahashi is mine, because voice provider's privilage :3 I also do not own any of the songs mentioned below.
Inuyasha on Crack
2: Love Spells and the Return of Rikuo (part 1)
"I'm in love with you."
Kagome almost tripped. With a surprised look, she turned around to look at the source-who else?-Inuyasha.
"W-what?"
"Are you deaf? I said, I'm in love with you." he flicked a strand of her hair from her face.
She blushed deep crimson. "Uh... Ahm... Well..."
There was a rustling of a bush behind the couple.
"But what about Ki-" her words were cut when he suddenly pressed a finger on her lips.
"Shhhh. Never mind her. At least you understand me." His auburn eyes looked much more caring and... loving?
"Ehm, w-wait a minute-" And with that, he kissed her.
He kissed her.
He frickin kissed her.
The bushes rustled louder.
"STOP! OSUWARI!"
CRASH!
"WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!" She screamed. Hardly she ever finished her sentence when Inuyasha lifted his head from the ground, a stupid grin on his face.
"Inuyasha, don't make me do it..."
"I LOVE YOU SO MUCH IT HURTS! 3" he jumped up and started to chase her. Literally.
"WAAAH! OSUWARI! OSUWARI! OSUWARI!"
"So love me like you do, lo-lo-love me like you do!~"
Kagome saw the Bone Eater's Well and hurriedly ran to it. She jumped in, and a faint blue light shone.
"Finally! Safe and sound!" she exclaimed when she reached the ground.
"Oh my little kitty~"
"Lord no. •_•;;;;"
Meanwhile in the Sengoku Jidai, their friends peeked inside the well.
"Miroku, what the hell did you do?" Sango demanded.
Miroku nervously chuckled. "Well... I kinda sorta accidentally sent a witch to cast a spell on him to make him admit his feelings to Kagome-sama."
"Baka! You do realize that's a bad idea?! Inu-hanyou + witch spell = trouble!" Shippo yelled.
"It was the only way okay? Besides, its better than him keeping his mouth shut. You know how annoying it is to deal with his stubborn nature."
SMACK!
Sango hovered over the bruised houshi and kicked his head. "We better find a counterspell or else."
*modern era*
"Sis, why is Inu-no-nii-chan locked inside our basement?" Souta asked through a mouthful of rice.
"He's lost it. He keeps chasing after me, calling me his kitty and whatnot." Kagome bit on her fish and chewed slowly.
Mrs. Higurashi grinned and looked at the basement door. Sounds of protesting were heard from behind.
"Kagome! My kitty! Come on, let me out! I even stripped! I know you want some!~"
Kagome shivered.
*sengoku jidai*
"The sooner we find that witch, the sooner we cure Inuyasha." Sango spotted a small hut in the middle of a forest.
"Wow. How ironic." Shippo muttered.
"Don't blame me, blame the author!" Sango protested.
Miroku groaned, and woke up finding himself being carried by Kirara's back. "Ugh... what's happening? What's going on? Why is Rikuo here?" He pointed to a certain inu-hanyou in the black shirt and a bloody ax.
"No one really knows." Shippo jumped on Rikuo's head.
"Nonesense, I'm here to keep you guys company! I don't even know how I got here but, what the hell, let's do this!" Rikuo raised his ax in the air and did a battle cry.
They stopped in front of the house. It was pitch black, but strange enough, a small doggy door was perched on the wooden door. Rikuo bent low, and using his Yandere Vision he looked around.
"I see something. Something tall..."
"Well? What is it?!" Sango readied her Hiraikotsu.
"Its very very tall... oh wait, its just a broomstick... WAIT! Wait... I can see long hair..."
Rikuo's golden eyes then turned deep bloody red to enchance his sight. "DUDE, LET ME IN I'M A FAIRY!"
Group sweatdrop.
They just hoped that Kagome was going to survive until they find a way to break the spell.
To be continued.
Author's Note: Aha! Another crack finished! What should happen next? I'm welcome for any ideas for part 2!
PARODY MODE
Pokémon, Inuyasha style!
Kagome: *looks around a grassy field* This looks promising.
Inuyasha: *appears out of nowhere*
Kagome: •_•!
Rikuo: A wild Inuyasha appears! *takes out a microphone*
Kagome: What the hell is going on?
Inuyasha: The fuck should I know, bitch?
Rikuo: Inuyasha used Insult! ^_^
Kagome: *feels angry* Oh for the love of-OSUWARI!"
Inuyasha: *crashes down*
Rikuo: Kagome used Subdue! ^_^
Inuyasha: *stays still*
Rikuo: Subdue is super effective! ^_^
Kagome: Uh... Inuyasha? You okay?"
Inuyasha: *mumbles something on the ground*
Rikuo: ?
Kagome: What was that?
Inuyasha: Rawr! *pounces on her* :3
Rikuo: Inuyasha used Tackle! ^_^
Kagome: ~/~
Rikuo: Tackle is super effective! ^_^
Inuyasha: *smirks* Hehe...
Kagome: No... don't you dare!
Rikuo: *stares and grins* Inuyasha used Full Yokai! Full Yokai is EXTREMELY effective! ^_^
mikumikulover23: TOO MUCH INFORMATION!
END PARODY MODE