Author's Note: Part 2!
Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha. Simple as that. I do not own the song Vegetable Juice, or Gravity Falls. You'll know soon why I said Gravity Falls. (for those who watched the episode where the Pines family plus Soos fall into the bottomless pit)
Inuyasha on Crack
3: Love Spells and the Return of Rikuo (part 2)
"I see it! Its heading our way... You guys might want to take a step back..." Rikuo swung his ax. But has he did, some of the blood on it had splattered all over the rest of the group.
"UGH! SICK! MY MOUTH WAS OPEN!" Shippo cried out, spitting.
"I can't stand the sight of blood! Especially when it rains down on me!" With that, Miroku fainted. Again.
"Don't you ever wash that thing?" Sango blocked the blood rain with her giant boomerang.
"No time. My recent rival kill's blood is still fresh." He chuckled at their reactions.
Sango: •_•
Miroku: ×_× (still knocked out)
Shippo: ... •o• ;;;;;
The door of the hut started to open. From inside, a girl with blonde hair and a purple kimono stepped out.
"Oh, hello houshi-sama. I see you got company with you." she simply adressed Miroku who was still unconcious.
"Akane, what the fuck did you do to my bro?" Rikuo demanded, and Akane just shrugged.
"Just doing my job."
"Wait, how come you both know each other?" Sango pointed at Akane, then at Rikuo.
"I have a wide knowledge about everything and everyone in the universe," Rikuo answered with sarcasm. When the Inutachi widened their eyes with awe he rolled his eyes. "No! Jeez, she's just a woman I met randomly while visiting Inuyasha."
"Oh. Can you lift up the spell you set on Inuyasha then?"
Akane nodded. "Sure. I knew you'd say it sooner or later. Come inside and we'll start."
The group followed the witch in her home, dragging the poor houshi by his legs.
And how is our little Kagome doing?
"Damn it," she pushed a shelf in front of the basement door. "Damn it!"
Inuyasha, cursed as he was, had gotten a lot more stronger and started to break the door open.
Kagome shrieked as the makeshift barricade failed and he jumped out, the same lovestruck look on his face.
"Inu wants a hug~" he purred.
Kagome face faulted before running off from his clutches. She went right into her bedroom.
Big mistake.
He hugged her from behind. "I love you~"
"Get off! Snap out of it!"
"Rawr!" he tackled her and started rubbing his head on her chest. He was purring, and she blushed.
(AN: Don't you just find it cute when Inu-kun says "Rawr"?)
"Kami, if you weren't naked and cursed right now, I would have enjoyed this." she pushed him off with all her might and yelled, "OSUWARI!"
Then she scampered off towards the Sengoku Jidai, where Inuyasha literally skipped off after her.
At Kaede's village the people couldn't help but laugh. Even Kaede herself laughed at the sight of Inuyasha chasing after Kagome in his birthday suit.
Up in the skies, a certain wind witch chuckled humourously at the scene. "Naraku's going to love this."
Meanwhile back with the other characters Akane handed Miroku, who was finally awake, a bottle with an orange liquid inside. He raised an eyebrow.
"What does this do?"
"Turn Inuyasha into a rock." Akane replied dryly. Everyone sweatdropped.
"Really?"
"Jeez, let me think." She looked up her ceiling. "No! Its the counterspell for the one you made me cast onto him, obviously."
Rikuo looked over his shoulder. "We probably should hurry."
"You think?" Sango went back on Kirara.
"You should go, or else Kagome will be up in more danger with the curse in your doggy pal. And Rikuo," she winked. "Call me after you guys are done."
Rikuo shivered. "No thanks, I'm already in love with someone else."
(AN: Wouldn't you like to know?)
"And the lucky lady is?" Miroku asked with his suggestive smile.
"You'll meet her in the next chapter soon enough." Rikuo shook his shoulders and walked ahead.
"Next... chapter?" Shippo wondered.
Finally they came across a running Kagome. She stopped when she saw them coming. "Oh, you have no idea how glad I am to see you guys! Rikuo? How did you get here?"
"Ask the author." Rikuo pulled out from nowhere a boy about nineteen with brown hair and blue-gray eyes. "How did I get here, Author-kun?"
"Magic!" The boy held his hands in front of him and formed a rainbow. It rained snowflakes and glitter and it actually hurt Shippo from below because of the pointy ends.
"OW!"
"Oh, Kagome-chan~"
"Ack, not again."
The whole crew looked at the source. Rikuo had to cover up Shippo's eyes because, their hanyou leader was stark NAKED.
"HOLY MOLY! HE HAS THE SIZE OF THE GOSHIMBOKU!" Miroku, although a pervert, managed to say it out loud. Oh the irony.
"Quick! Miroku, Shippo, follow me onto Kirara! Rikuo, you get Kagome away from Inuyasha until we get the counterspell on him!" Sango yelled and they scattered.
"All we need is a distraction. Does anyone of you know how to make very annoying noises?" Miroku suggested.
All of a sudden Shippo stood up heroically. A wind accompanied his move and it added to his "moment." "My time has come."
Inuyasha sniffed around for Kagome. He looked through bushes, and was about to move on when a red furry appendage caught his attention.
"Hey!"
He looked to see Shippo standing in front of him.
"Huh?"
"Look what I could do!" Shippo started dancing around, and held a plastic bottle filled with... vegetable juice? "Popipopipopipo!"
Inuyasha just stared at the little kitsune.
"Distraction! Distraction! Distraction!" Shippo repeatedly chanted.
Behind Inuyasha, Miroku and Sango crept up to him. "Ready?"
"NOW!" The houshi took hold of Inuyasha by the arms. Surprised, the hanyou started to squirm.
"Pour it over him!" Sango opened the bottle and splashed the liquid on Inuyasha's head.
All of a sudden he grew quiet.
His eyes turned back to their usual, gruff frown. "Ugh, what the fuck happened? Why do I smell... vegetable juice?"
"Buddy you're back!" Rikuo glomped him and hugged him tight.
"I know but YOU GOTTA LET ME BREATHE FIRST!" Inuyasha was choking hard and Rikuo released him.
Kagome knelt down in front of him shyly. "Are you feeling okay Inuyasha?"
"I feel like shit." he gruffly responded.
"Good. Cause you deserved it. Pervert." she stood up and walked away. Inuyasha followed after her.
"What did I do?!"
"OH YOU KNOW!"
Before he could run after her, Miroku held on his shoulder.
"I have a favor to ask you, Inuyasha." The houshi smiled kindly.
"What?"
"IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT IS HOLY, PUT SOME CLOTHES ON!" He suddenly screamed and tossed the robe of the fire rat at his face.
Rikuo laughed. "Oh, wait until Hime-chan hears about this!"
End
Author's Note: Finally, part 2! Random shit keeps on happening! And yes, I actually have blue-gray eyes! People ask me if I'm a mutant sometimes :-)
HUMOUR MODE
Sango's Daydream (a.k.a Sango ships InuKag)
Kagome: *sits with Sango on a large flower field picking flowers*
Sango: *stares into space*
Kagome: Uhh... Sango?
Sango: *keeps staring into space*
~in Sango's mind~
Kagome: *surrounded by evil yokai for some reason* Somebody please help me!
Inuyasha: *appears out of nowhere and begins slicing through yokai with his Tetsusaiga* I'LL SAVE YOU MY LADY!
Kagome: *swoons* Inu-kun? My hero!
And they all lived happily ever after...
~back to reality~
Kagome: *sweatdrops*
Sango: *giggles* I SHIP IT! ^_^
Kagome: ?_? What?
Sango: *points at her, then at Inuyasha who is on a far away tree* I ABSOLUTELY SHIP IT! ^_^
Kagome: *blushes*
Inuyasha: *off screen* I TOTALLY AGREE WITH YOU SANGO! ^_^
END HUMOUR MODE