Author's Note: Part 2!
Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha, although its fun torturing the characters' souls. Joke!
Inuyasha on Crack
4: Inu's Gone Cuckoo (part 1)
"Inuyasha, be careful. I heard that some of the sacred waters around these parts of the forest can affect demons of all kinds." Miroku glanced at a body of water from their path.
"Keh! Its just some fucking water, what can it do?" was Inuyasha's reply.
The Inutachi had went on their way after the "incident" (AN: Ring any bells?) and Rikuo decided to stay with them and spend some more time in the Sengoku Jidai.
"Oh look! A monkey!" Shippo pointed at a small monkey swinging around a branch. It waved at the little kitsune, and he waved back.
"Aw, that's so cute!" Kagome giggled, giving Inuyasha a weird feeling of warm fuzzies. FRICKIN. WARM. FUZZIES.
Sango looked back at the river. "Guys, I think that we're almost close to the nearby village. The river's near it, anyway."
Rikuo whistled and sighed. "I could use for a little foodtrip."
"YOU HUMANS AND YOUR WEAK WAYS!" Inuyasha yelled, irritated, then earning an "Osuwari" from Kagome.
Suddenly, a huge crate came flying their way, and knocked Inuyasha into the river in the process. His friends hurriedly ran up to help him.
"Geez! Where do all this stuff come from anyway?!" Rikuo kicked the crate and Kirara poked it with her paw.
"Magic!" a certain blue-gray eyed teen yelled from above. The group looked up to find Author-kun hanging onto... Sesshomaru's fluffy thing? (AN: Seriously WHAT IS THAT THING CALLED?!)
"•_•" Was all they said and then just that, Author-kun was wisked away, while kicking poor Jaken on the face because of "being a stupid toad" as Fluffy-sama threatened them to shut up. Rin just giggled and continued to watch the (silent) bickering of Author-kun and Jaken.
"Okayyyy... Um, we probably should help Inuyasha now." Miroku pointed at Inuyasha who was asleep on the river. A few seconds later he came up coughing and spluttering.
"MY KAMI! I SAW THE LOCH NESS MONSTER!" He screamed and ran around in circles. Very un-Inuyasha like behavior.
"The Loch Ness what now?" Sango sweatdropped when Inuyasha fell on the ground. His feet resumed running though, so he ran around in circles on air.
"A mythical monster from another country." Kagome poked at Inuyasha, who then stopped screaming and air running. "Uh, Miroku, when you said this river can affect demons, how hard does it make him suffer?"
Miroku shrugged. "Very hard. Like, insanity problems. Why do you a-oooooooooh. Right."
"What's the cure then?"
"The cure is to-"
A scream from Inuyasha interrupted Miroku.
Miroku coughed. "The cure is-"
Another scream.
"The cure-"
Another scream.
"The-"
Another scream.
"WILL YOU SHUT UP?!" Miroku finally snapped.
Suddenly Inuyasha jumped up a tree and started scratching the bark off. When Rikuo tried to call him back he only hissed. Wait. HISSED?
"Great. Now he's thinking that he's been turned into a cat." Sango slapped a hand over her face for a few seconds.
Shippo snickered and took out a camera from Kagome's bag. "Priceless!"
Kirara looked insulted. VERY. INSULTED.
Kagome worriedly watched as he continued to rake through the tree like a scratching post. "Inuyasha, come down there! You're not a cat!"
He suddenly stopped, and slowly turned to look at her. His now feline-like eyes glinted. Then he jumped down, his claws poised directly at her. Kagome shrieked and closed her eyes, expecting his claws to tear her flesh.
But he didn't.
He was purring. Like a cat. On her lap.
"Uhh..." she was speechless. When she stroked his ears he purred louder and started rubbing his head on her neck.
"Wow, he looks much more adorable as a cat!" Rikuo did a face of awe.
"Awww!" Shippo flashed his camera again.
Kagome just smiled nervously. "Oh geez, the water really did this to him-" she stopped when Inuyasha licked her cheek.
Miroku: *had a perverted smile on his face*
Sango: ^_^ *giggles at the scene*
Shippo: °o° (he's clearly shocked)
Rikuo: *o* (his eyes are sparkling)
Kagome: •_•;;;
Inuyasha: :3 (clearly he was satisfied)
Then, Inu fell asleep, but after a few seconds he bolted up again, and looked at Kagome lazily.
"Kagome?"
"Yeah?"
He stared at her. Intensely.
He took a deep breath. "LOVE ME!" He stole Rikuo's ax and grinned evily.
"OH NO!" Rikuo yelled in panic.
"What?!" Kagome yelled at him.
"Now he's turned into a yandere! RUN YOU WORTHLESS MALE SPECIES! RUN!" With that he grabbed Miroku and Shippo and skedaddled. Sango then took Kagome and Kirara.
"Tell me, what is a yandere anyway?!" Miroku asked.
"A person who loves another so much-ack!" Rikuo dodged as Inuyasha swung the ax at his head. "-that they will kill any rival that comes their way."
"HE'S GONE INSANE!" Sango shrieked.
"Yeah. There's only one problem about that though." Rikuo had a straight face while running for a while.
"WHAT?!"
"I'M THE ONLY YANDERE HERE!" He yelled in response.
Crickets.
"What? Its true. Why do you think that I always come back with fresh blood on my ax?" the hanyou yandere crossed his arms and hmp'ed.
"You... you also... murder people?" Shippo cowered and hid inside Kagome's backpack.
"Yessss..."
Then Inuyasha caught up to them. He had the ax raised in the air. "NOTICE ME KAGOME-SENPAI!"
Group sweatdrop.
"Sen...pai?" Kagome muttered.
And once again, Inuyasha collapsed on the ground, dropping the ax and Rikuo snatched it back.
"What's the cure Miroku? TELL ME!" Kagome shook the houshi hard.
"Calm down Kagome-sama! The cure is-"
"W-what's going on?"
Everybody looked back at their hanyou leader. He was looking at them innocently, blinking.
"Inuyasha?"
"Huh?" he turned to Kagome. "Barbie is that you?"
Group sweatdrop again.
"B-barbie?! Who-what?!" Rikuo tried to hold back a laugh. Inuyasha then turned his head at Rikuo.
"Hey Foxy! Do I get to be a night guard again?" he gave Rikuo a huge grin.
"Wha?"
"Hello Barney! How is life being a dinosaur doing?" Inuyasha waved childishly at Miroku. Clearly, he had no idea who Barney was.
"Uh..." was all they could say. Then he collapsed again.
"HURRY WHILE HE'S OUT!" Too late. He's awake once more.
"Hi there!" he said in a dorky voice. He seemed more cheerful than usual. "My name is Inu! I had just met you! And I loooove you~" he hugged Kagome tightly.
"Please Miroku, WHAT IS THE CURE?!"
"Gladly. All we have to do is-"
"SQUIRREL!" Inuyasha stepped away from Kagome and began chasing a... deer.
This is going to be tough.
To be continued
Author's Note: Okay, I admit this is kinda getting stupid by the moment but ah, what the heck? Who cares? Please leave me some feedback! (If you wanna know why Inu called Miroku a Barney in the first place, its because he's wearing purple robes)