Author's Note: Huh. But seriously, the yandere part... Haha. Gotta love Yandere Inu-kun. And is it just me, or is Inuyasha really the poor victim in here?
Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha. But, it would be nice... I only own is the UTAU Rikuo Takahashi. I also do not own the tophat thing.
Inuyasha on Crack
5: Inu's Gone Cuckoo (part 2)
"Okay, so to reverse the effects of the spell, all we have to do is to take him to the river opposite to the one he fell in to. Its guaranteed to work." Miroku pointed up on a hill.
"The things we do for that guy." Sango grumbled and went on Kirara, with Miroku behind her.
Kagome climbed on Rikuo's back and Shippo perched on her shoulder. "All set?" Rikuo asked.
"Yeah. Let's go find that dogboy, shall we?"
Meanwhile Kikyo and her soul stealers waundered around the forest. She saw Inuyasha by the sacred river, sitting on the grass and being unusually quiet than always.
Kikyo frowned, he didn't even awknowledge her presence. She slowly approached him, and his ears flicked at the direction of her footsteps.
He slowly twisted his head, and smiled at her eerily. More like, yandere-ish. It matched Rikuo's trademark Yandere Mode smile and he had blood stains all over himself.
"You..." he growled. He raised his bloody claws.
Before he could jump at her, Kagome's voice yelled out "OSUWARI!" and he crashed on the ground.
"OMIGOSH! ITS THE DEAD ONE!" Rikuo screamed when he saw Kikyo. He had a fear of dead people next to his fear of cucumbers. (Don't ask.)
"KAGOME-SENPAI!" the other hanyou screeched and came running towards Kagome, glomping her.
"I-Inuyasha, I don't think-" Kagome stuttered, but she got to admit, the attention felt really good. Rikuo tried not to laugh.
Sango, on the other hand, navigated on the air with Kirara until she saw their destination more clearly. "I see it! Its right this way, follow me!"
Then the Inutachi went on their way, completely ignoring Kikyo. (:-P)
"NOOOOOO! KAGOME-SENPAI IS MINE!" Yandere Inu-kun started wailing and waving his Tetsusaiga like a kid after the boys. Once again, he collapsed.
"Let's drag him to the river and dump him there!" Miroku and Rikuo started to take their hanyou leader by the arms and dragged him forward.
Eh, Inuyasha is really the light sleeper in this one.
He woke up again and found himself being dragged. "I MET THE LORD OF RAMEN IN THE STARS!"
His free hands started waving around. "I TASTE SKITTLES IN MY MOUTH! COME TO ME!"
Then he said to Kagome, "I want your bunny." All but Shippo guessed the double meaning behind that.
"What does he mean by bunny?"
"Shut up, Shippo."
It got worse when Inuyasha started to sing. WAIT. SING?!
Surprisingly, he had a good voice. "Don't you wish your boyfriend was as hot as me?"
"NO." Everyone said in unison.
They were almost to the river when Inuyasha managed to escape from them again, laughing hysterically and chasing butterflies. Kagome subdued him, but he quickly stood back up.
"Me-chan now!" he did a weird pose and jumped around in circles. (AN: Just so you guys know, Me-chan is Kagome's name shortened and with a -chan)
"Oh dear. The kamis absolutely hate us." Miroku groaned and felt the longing to stick his head into the river.
But nothing compared to the situation when Inuyasha started walking up to Rikuo and had a smile on his face.
Rikuo looked totally confused. "Eh?"
"I want your banana." he said, and Rikuo facefaulted. The hanyou leader smirked and hugged him supertight. "Teddy bear!" he said like a five year old and kissed him. Right. On. The. Lips. °0°!
Miroku was rocking back and forth on the ground like a traumatized kid, his knees on his chest. "Oh kami no! Erase image, erase image, erase image!"
Sango was too traumatized by the scene.
"Oh please kami, free us from this gay suffering! Whatever sin we have done, we all regret!"
Shippo just threw up.
Kagome looked shocked. "•_•;;;;"
Rikuo pushed his friend away and yelled, "I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!" He ran with Inuyasha dangling on his arm and he jumped on the river, sending him in.
The Inutachi waited.
And waited.
And waited.
And waited.
And waited.
And waited.
(In the background, they're all watching with a bored face)
Until bubbles showed up and Inuyasha came screaming up from the water and ran as fast as he could, while chanting "GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS!"
Rikuo emerged next, wiping his tongue with his hands. "Oh, the horror!"
"Will he be alright?" Shippo gazed at the direction where Inuyasha had ran off.
"Meh. He'll be fine."
Meanwhile at a nearby village, a couple of farmers were talking as they tended their fields, then watched with wonder as a wet inu-hanyou came screaming from the hills, running straightly to somewhere.
End
AN: So fun. And the *cough cough* yaoi scene *cough cough*
HUMOR MODE
Magic Just Got Real
Rikuo: *messing around with his files* Delete, delete, delete, delete, delete...
Shippo: *suddenly appears* Whatcha doing?
Rikuo: Nothing, Shippo. *continues deleting*
Shippo: *waits*
Rikuo: *sees a tophat picture* Shippo, get me my tophat.
Shippo: *confused* But Rikuo, you don't have a tophat-
Rikuo: THEN I'LL MAKE ONE! *claps his hands and a top hat appears*
Shippo: °0° !
Rikuo: MAGIC JUST GOT REAL.
END PARODY MODE
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