Author's Note: Beware of the shit fest-I only put it here for a joke.
Disclaimer: No point saying this if I keep repeating. I. DO. NOT. OWN.
Inuyasha on Crack
6: Inuyasha and the Wonders of Cereal
"What's this?"
"That's a can."
"What's this?"
"That's a clock."
Inuyasha banged his head on the kitchen table. "Ow."
"Don't do that. Your ramen's almost done." Kagome stirred the instant ramen and put the seasonings in. "Inuyasha! Don't eat the table napkins!"
"Huh?" he replied, caught in the act of stuffing the table napkins in his mouth. "Whra ri ra roo?" he said, which translated to "What did I do?"
"Spit them out or I'll 'it' you to the tenth power." she threatened with a glare. He opened his mouth and let the wet napkins fall to the table.
"What's cooking, good looking?" Rikuo suddenly appeared by the doorway, his usual tsundere frown replaced by a non-yandere-ish grin.
"What the heck are you wearing?" Inuyasha asked, his auburn eyes boredly scanning Rikuo.
"Author-kun designed it. Its a mix between a school uniform and a rockstar uniform!" Rikuo flicked a side fringe on his head, which was the only fringe colored blue.
"Uh-huh." Inuyasha pretend to understand his friend.
"Ramen's here!" Kagome set a red table in front of Inuyasha. Both his eyes sparkled. Literally.
"Ooh! Shiny!" Rikuo literally plucked out the sparkles from Inuyasha's eyes.
"OW! THAT HURT!"
"Stop being a baby, Inuyasha." Kagome rolled her eyes and took out a rectangular shaped box from the cupboards.
"Cereal?" Rikuo blurted out. Inuyasha looked up from his finished bowl of ramen.
"Cereal?" He repeated.
"Cereal?"
"Yeah, cereal. You guys want some?" she shook the box and it made a loud rattling noise.
"Duuuude, you hafta try it. Its divine!" Rikuo snatched the box from Kagome and poured cereal in the empty bowl.
Inuyasha had a testy look, but chowed it down in one gulp.
Then everything went weird.
Kagome looked at the ruined kitchen, the ceiling dripping with orange juice, scratches on the walls and rainbow vomit on the floor. Then she looked at the cereal box.
"Chocolate. Ah, nuts."
End
AN: That is what I imagine what chocolate does to Inu. Whahahahaha I am evil as... evil as... meh.
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