Author's Note: What do you get if you cross Miroku and a possum? This crackfic!
Disclaimer: No own Inuyasha. So scroll down now...
7: In Which Miroku Finds a Dead Possum
While the Inutachi settled down in a makeshift camp, Miroku had somehow snuck away and disappeared. Who knows what he would be doing, but, meh.
He kept walking and found a couple of interesting things.
A dead possum. He grimaced at the scent of death, but went on his way.
An old broken carriage.
A dead possum.
A flower field.
A dead possum.
A boat.
A dead possum.
A unicorn dancing with a bunch of fairies.
A dead possum.
A gnome vomiting rainbows.
A dead possum.
A talking zebra on a rocking chair.
A dead possum.
A 50's disco bar.
A dead possum.
He just kept walking. I don't know. This story's crazy. Heck, why do I even write this shit-
"I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!" Miroku came back to camp screeching. He froze when he caught Inuyasha and Kagome kissing.
Miroku: •_•
Inuyasha: •_•;;;;
Kagome: •_•;;;
Then Sango appeared with Shippo, who was holding a dead possum. "What did we miss?"
"FREAKING DEAD POSSUM APOCALYPSE!" And with that, Miroku left screaming.
Meanwhile Sango turned to stare at the hanyou and his miko. "Meh, I've been through worst cases."
End
AN: Hahaha. Seriously, he should take a chill pill. I'm going to need some feedback guys! Here's another humor mode for you all!
HUMOR MODE
RUN RUN RUN
(saw this thing from Facebook, credits go to original artist)
Hojo: *gazes at Kagome* She looks so cute in the snow. *starts to daydream* I wish I could take her home.
Unknown voice: You can't.
Hojo: Yeah, but I want to. I bet she gives the best hugs.
Unknown voice: She gives the best kisses too.
Hojo: *turns around* How do you know-
Inuyasha: *evily smiles and points Tetsusaiga at him*
Hojo: *screams*
END HUMOR MODE