Author's Note: From a school prompt by someone whose name we are hiding right now: "Inuyasha gets drunk and does a lot of shit so ridiculous that it would leave Kagome traumatized." So, I came up with this to satisfy my wild imagination (and dreams).
Disclaimer: Please... just scroll down... Because I do not own Inuyasha. Rumiko Takahashi does. That is all.
8: I Love You... Spongebob (feat. Author-kun) (Weird title, I know)
So, hey there everyone. My name is mikumikulover23, better known as Author-kun or Author-chan (because I am a hermaphrodite) and better known in the real world as Jared. I am the soul writer of this... shit parade so please sit back and relax, and enjoy my story.
Last week I invited my Sengoku Jidai friends-even enemies-to come and celebrate my advanced birthday. There was a lot of dancing and drinking involved. And a lot of... well...
After that, me and Kagome went back home, but then I noticed something silver and red behind us. We ignored it and went back inside her house. I was staying there for the night because, what the hell, who wouldn't want to stay in that awesome place?
When dinner was over I sat down on the living room floor and watched some TV. It was a pretty quiet night, until-
"OSUWARI!"
I sighed. It was a good thing that Mrs. Higurashi and Souta and their grandfather were heavy sleepers and didn't hear the noise of a body slamming on the floor.
"What did he do now?" I asked as Kagome appeared from the kitchen, dragging Inuyasha on the floor. He was in the same clothes as I did, since Kagome wanted hin to blend in.
"I actually find this nice." He spoke to no one in particular.
"Just change some clothes, you might get uncomfortable if you stay like this." She hoisted him up and walked towards the stairs.
"You know... You look soooo cuuute." he reached up and nuzzled her neck.
"Hey! Inuyasha!" she smacked his head and he just chuckled.
I facepalmed and kept watching. Hey, its very funny when you know a certain inu hanyou gets drunk, right?
She helped him towards the stairs, but then he started raising his shirt up. She couldn't help but stare and he gave a drunk smirk. "Hmm... You like that eh? Don't worry, no one else but you can see this."
"D-don't get so assuming!" Kagome replied, picking up her abandoned school bag with her other hand.
I snickered and turned off the TV.
Suddenly the inu hanyou threw up in Kagome's bag. "HEY! JERK!"
Taking out my phone, I swiped on the screen and recorded the two on the middle of the stairs. Inuyasha lazily wrapped his arms around Kagome's waist and pulled her close. "I love you..."
"E-eh?!" she panicked, but she shrieked when he threw up on her shirt.
"I love you... *throw up* I love you Spongebob..."
"Classic." I said and hit stop. I then stood up and helped Kagome with carrying Inuyasha up to her bedroom. He instantly fell on her bed and gave her pillow a tight squeeze. "Kagome-chan's scent is sooooo gooood~"
"I'm going to find a fresh pair of new clothes for him." Kagome then left. "But first let me change too."
I sat down on the floor next to Inuyasha and poked his head. Usually it would annoy him, but he's drunk man. I can do whatever shit to him.
"Mmmm... Kagome-chan..." he mumbled and giggled. I tried to hold back a laugh.
He giggled.
The oh so great Inuyasha giggled.
Well since he is drunk, that's sort of normal.
After everything I went to sleep on a nearby futon near Kagome's bed, while Inuyasha dozed off on the floor, half naked since he unconciously stripped off his shirt. It left poor Kagome traumatized and me replaying the video I recorded all over and over again. When the next day came, we all went to the Sengoku Jidai and agreed to use the video as blackmail in case Inuyasha does something... Inuyasha-like...
...This day rocked.
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AN: Whoo-hoo! Inuyasha confessed his undying love to Spongebob! I notice my crackfics are getting a lot more shorter than before, so I am going to try and figure out a way to extend them. Please Read and Review!