[AN - Okay...looks like replacing a chapter doesn't trigger any updates; good to know. So I'll start breaking groups of them into new chapters. At some point I might restructure them all into themes by chapter. We'll see.
Also, some of these have turned into a continuation (somewhat) of snippets from the previous chapter and may end up turning into their own little one-shot. So they won't make sense (or be as funny imho) if you haven't read the other pieces.]
[doe eyes]
"No."
[doe eyes]; [tears];
"No."
[doe eyes]; [tears]; [sniffle]
[sigh]
"Why would you possibly want to make a sweater out of fur from my tail?"
"You always cover me with it when we are hanging out and watching moves. You know I love that."
"And?"
"Well...if you have to work late or are off doing something it will be like you're still here. Like you are still touching me. Your fur on my fur."
"That's...that's...kind of erotic. And creepy. Very, very creepy. Most mammals just look at a picture."
"If we were most mammals we wouldn't be here."
"Point taken."
"So you'll think about?"
"Sure."
"WOO!"
"Done thinking. Still no."
[pout]
"And how is my floppsy-hoppsy little bun-bun this morning?"
"Much better now that my foxy-woxy handsome...uh.."
[pause]
"Okay. You're right. No cuddly baby-talk."
"I told ya."
"I feel unclean."
"Mmmhhhurk?"
[groan]
"Ni- Nick? Where..."
"Shh Carrots. It's me."
"Wh-at..."
"You're in the hospital; you'll be okay. Let me get your parents. They'll want to know you woke up."
"Wait. Just...stay with me...a minute"
"I'm here. Always."
"What are you doing Fluff?"
"Oh. Um. Nothing."
"Judy - I have night-vision. Why are you hovering over my tail with a fur trimmer?"
"You...looked...ah...too warm. I was worried you were overheating."
"I love cuddling up like this on the couch for movie night. I've missed it."
"Missed you too Fluff."
"Your lap isn't always comfortable though...even with a pillow."
"Ha. It's all those muscles I built from the academy. You should appreciate it more."
"Yeah right. There's this stupid lump in the pillow I can't get rid of. Grr."
"Uh..."
[bonk] [pound]
"..."
[fluff]
"That's better. Nick? What's wrong? What happened? NICK!"
"Lump. Not. Pillow."
"What? Oh. OH! AACK!"
[whimper]