Snippets and Whimpers and Tails (OH MY!)

by MinscLovesBoo

An ongoing collection of snippets and bits of conversation that I could imagine happening between Nick and Judy - mostly fluff and humor with some hurt/comfort. Updated as I think of things. :) NOTE: This is conversation style and not a complete story or one-shot; many are independent although there are a few "story lines", if you will, scattered over the chapters.

4. Chapter 4

[AN - standard note again how some of these cross-over...so be certain to have read all chapters. Hope you enjoy!]

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"Carrots?"

"Yes?"

"Carefully consider consequences, correlations, and causation concerning this conundrum."

"Uh...Wha-?"

"Today is brought to you by the letter C!"

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"What took so long?"

"They hired a new guy. Had to make our drinks three times. Still not sure he got it right."

"Hmm. Yeah. Mine tastes a little off."

"Mine too. Perfect start to the day."

"Not bad. But just alittleoff."

"Carrots?"

"What?It justtastesalittle differentthanusual. Kindoflikeitthough."

"Oh no."

"What'swrong?Nick?Youlookallpanicked?Areyouokay?"

"Uh...I think he made yours regular...not decaf."

"OH!WelltoolatetodoanythingaboutitnowIguess. Isthishowitmakesyoufeel? Suredoesgetyougoinginthemorningdoesn'tit?HaHaHa!"

"Kill me. Kill me now."

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"Why are the walls pink? And why do I smell burnt fur?"

"Oh Nick! You're awake. I was getting worried."

"Where are we?"

"Oh...well...you're in my old room. At Bunnyburrows."

"we're still here?"

"Yes silly. And the fire was small...nothing to worry about really. I put it out right away."

"Fire? What fire?"

"It looks like my dad upped the voltage on his taser just a little bit...so it knocked you out. And, ah, started a, ah, small fire. But it doesn't show. Honest!"

"He feels really bad about what happened. I probably should have told them you were a fox. It's just one of those, you know, big misunderstandings."

"misunderstanding?"

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"Have you ever thought about doing yoga Fluff?"

"Yoga? Pft. A bunny doing yoga? You have to be kidding. It would drive me nuts."

"You do get a bit worked up at times. Could help you relax."

"I know how to relax. And I'm already plenty flexible. Not interested."

"Hmm. Whatever. Just trying to help my partner."

[pause]

[realization]

"NICHOLAS P. WILDE!"

"Uh oh."

"Yoga? I know what you are up to!"

"Carrots, I have no id-"

"Don't Carrots me."

"Besides..." ["bends"] [evil sultry grin]

[mouth drops]

"...I'm already plenty flexible."

"...gah..."

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[singing]

"I love you!"

"Nick?"

"You love me!"

"Uh..."

"We're a happy family!"

"Stop."

"With a great big hug and a kiss from me to you!"

"No more."

"Won't you say you love me too?"

[sigh]

"Are you done now?"

"Carrots...there's 3 more verses! And aren't you the one always talking about kits? Hmm?"

[singing]

"I love you!"

"Kill me. Kill me now."