[AN - More randomness in whatever order I happen to put them together. Thinking about turning the whole tails sequence into a standalone story, although just writing short bits of dialog is much easier than describing the full scene and such. So we'll see.]

"Nick?" [whispered]

"zzzz"

"Nick? Wake up."

"Snurk. Mmh?"

"Move over."

"Hurm. What?"

"Move over. If you aren't going to let me make a blanket then you don't leave me any choice."

"You're kidding."

"Move."

[covers rustle]

"You're insane. This is a bad idea."

[more rustling]

"Ah. So warm."

"Uh...yeah."

"Move closer."

"Very, very bad idea."

[whine]

"Fine."

[spooning]

"Mmh. Wrapped in your tail and feeling your fur. So much warmth. This is heavenly. It's like there's nothing between us."

"I sleep naked."

"Um...ah...um..."

[poke]

[looking into mirror]

"Do I know that? Yes, yes I do."

"Do I know that? Yes, yes I do."

"Do I know that? Yes, yes I do."

[sigh]

"Why are you doing this to yourself Nick?" [thud] [thud]

"If she hasn't said it to yet it's not going to happen."

"I haven't needed to. I already know the answer...my dumb fox."

[gulp]

"That is the oddest traffic stop we've ever had."

"Right? A canine with a feline gagged and tied up in the trunk."

"And in a huge duffel bag. Filled with rocks! He was going to drown her!"

"Why'd you even pull him over?"

"He had a broken tail-light."

"What? That's it? No bunny intuition? Just a broken tail-light?"

"Well...yeah. It's against the law so I was going to ticket him."

"Wow. I never would have pulled him over."

"Really?"

"Honest. I wouldn't have. You saved her life Fluff. I guess you could say..." [puts on sunglasses]

"...you really let the cat out of the bag this time."

[GROAN]

"YEEEAAAAHHHH!"

[AN - Every since the scene at the end when they start chasing Flash I've been trying to find a way to work this in. I hope it didn't come out too forced.]

"Our water comes from the reservoirs doesn't it?"

"I think so. It goes down to the municipal plants and then gets routed throughout the city. Why?"

"Hmm. There's fish in the reservoirs."

"So?"

"So, Fluff, that means we are showering in water that fish had sex in."

[head tilt]

"I mean...even if the filtration and purification is 99.99% effective, well, there's a lot of fish. That means a lot of fish sex."

"Were you dropped on your head as a kit?"

[AN - I have, when asked if I wanted water by a server in a restaurant, responded with "No thank you. Fish have sex in it." They usually do a head tilt and look at me like I must have been dropped on my head as a child. Especially in really nice restaurants.]