[AN - Probably the last snippets for a little bit. Have some longer stories I need to get out of my head. Also renamed to Snippets and Whimpers and Tails (OH MY!) as that feels much more appropriate."
"Well you know it's true."
"You're pushing it Nick."
"And you are cute when you are angry. The way your nose twitches is adorable."
"That's it. -5 points to the fox."
"What?"
"You didn't know when to stop. So you lose points. What's so confusing?"
"Oh...so we're keeping score now?"
"I'm a female. We always keep score."
"..."
"You're losing by the way. Badly. Better step up your game."
"Did you steal my carrot pen again?"
"Fluff - I thought we were past this in our relationship - these specist associations."
"What?"
"Fox? Steal? Quite the stereotypical attitude."
"Uh."
"I'll have you know I have never stolen anything ever."
"Sheesh. Sorry. Sensitive fox."
"I simply borrowed it for an indefinite period."
"NICK! You need to get your own pen!"
"Why? I have one. Sounds like you need to get one."
[eye twitch]; [punch]
[whimper]
"So that was a long call. How are your parents doing?"
"Oh. They're fine. They were wondering how things were going with my boyfriend."
"Heh heh. Um yeah."
"You have no idea what you've done do you."
"Hmm."
"They're wondering if we've picked out a date yet."
"For what?"
"The wedding."
"WHAT? It hasn't even been two months yet!"
"My dumb, dumb, dumb fox. Normal courtship for bunnies is measured in weeks not months."
"Uh..."
"Yep. It either heads to marriage pretty quickly or the couple breaks up."
"Dah..."
"I figure by the next call they'll be suggesting names for kits."
"So...say...something happened and we ended up having to shave your tail. Would I be able to use the fur then?"
"I highly doubt something like that would occur."
"But what if it did?"
"Okay, fine. Yes. If 'something happened' that required it then yes, you can use the fur."
"YES!"
"You're really starting to creep me out here a bit."
"If we did have kits would the hybrids be boxes or funnies?"
"Error: The higher brain functions of this mammal have stopped executing."
"NICK! I'm serious!"
"If we were dating, like everyone for some reason seems to think we are, what would be different?"
[mouth opens/closes] [repeatedly] [ears down]
"I'm going to end up whimpering no matter what I say aren't I?"