[AN - I think these are funny; of course I'm under the influence of multiple margaritas (YUMM!) and a carb crash from downing a quart of Haagen-Dazs chocolate ice cream (MOWR YUMM!). Your mileage may vary. And please excuse any typos. =D]
"Wilde-Hopps."
"Excuse me?"
"Wilde-Hopps. That's the name I'll use."
"Um. Okay."
"I talked it over with mom and she agreed."
"You discussed it with your mom?"
"Of course. You weren't real helpful."
"Shouldn't we be engaged before you talk about those things with your parents?"
"You really don't understand how bunnies do things do you?"
[gulp]
"We'll let you know when we've picked the date."
"WHAT?"
"Carrots?"
"Hmm."
"Seems like you are trying to avoid looking at me."
"Makes it easier to pretend you aren't here."
"..."
[chuckle]
"What do you want to watch tonight?"
"Tonight?"
"Yeah. Tonight. It's movie night. Like every week?"
"Oh. Well. Heh heh. I ah I might have a date tonight Nick."
"Uh...date? Tonight?"
"Yeah. I'm just waiting for him to confirm."
"Him? Date?"
"Yes. A date. With a him. You know what a date is right? The thing we didn't go on to that nice restaurant? One of those?"
"But...when? It's movie night! Who? What?" [flustered]
"You almost sound jealous." [foot tapping]
"What? No. Me jealous? It's movie night though!"
[foot tapping]
[foot tapping]
"Okay. Fine. Maybe I am just a little bit jealous." [whine]
"Good."
[sad face]
"So, 7pm?"
"What? I thought you...date thing...with a him. You had to confirm. Or something. With him." [more flustered]
"He just did."
[tie pull] [kiss]
"Dumb fox."
"NICK!"
"Aarg! Snurk! Wh-" [falls out of bed] "OW! What? What's wrong!"
"Do we have any pickles?"
"What's in the boxes Carrots?"
"Oh...they're books. From my parents."
"From your old room?"
"No...not exactly."
"Hmm."
"Idea books. For names. For kits."
[pause]
"THREE BOXES!"
"Well, there's one box for bunnies, one for foxes, and one for hybrids."
"Dah...gah..."
"Plus they broke it down between boys and girls...so several books per box."
"THREE BOXES!"
"I am a bunny Nick."
[whimper]
"Nick?" [whispered]
"Hmm?"
[covers rustling]
"Move over. I want my tail."
"Nyah." [yawn] "For the record." [yawn] "It's attached to me. That makes it my tail."
[more rustling]
"Are you wearing pajamas?"
"Well." [yawn] "Sorry - sleepy. Um. Yeah."
"Why?"
[blushes] "Ah...well after last time...I...just in case you did this again."
"You're so sweet." [snuggles]
[contented sigh]
[spooning]
"Judy?"
"Hmm?"
"Are you naked?"
[giggle]
"You are an evil, evil little bunny."