"Carrots?"

"Hmm."

"I know you know I know what you think you know about what I know about what you knew."

"..."

"You know?"

"No. No know. No knew. No knowing. No knewing. No."


"After everything that's happened...I guess...I just feel so much closer to you now."

"We could be closer. We're still wearing clothes."

[eye twitch]; [whack]

"Too close!" [whimpered]


"What'd you pick up at the store?"

"Oh. Nothing special. Just...stuff."

"Okay. Now I'm curious."

"Seriously. It's nothing."

[rifles through bag]

"Judy." [flat]

"Yes?" [innocent]

"What's this?"

"OH. That. Um. It's a replacement."

"We have one. It works just fine."

"This one's cordless. Much...more...more...convenient."

"Judy." [flat]

"Hmm?" [innocent]

"It has a shearing attachment."

"It was on sale."


"Nick...I'm really tired and don't have the patience to deal with you today."

"So...just a normal day then, right?"

[whack]

"Ooh...you are tired. No eye twitch."

[pause] [eye twitch] [WHACK]

"That's my bunny!" [whimpered]


"Fluff? I'll be ready to leave in a bit. Just going to take a quick shower."

"Need someone to scrub your back? Or your tail?"

[pause] "Uh...uh...I'm okay. You and your evil bunny ways. Such a tease." [nervously]

"Who's teasing?" [huskily]


"So we're looking at sometime in the spring."

"For what?"

"We're thinking we'll do it over in Bunny Burrows."

"Come again?"

"Mostly due to logistics. With so much of my family attending it seemed easier."

"Uh..."

"You really should start working on your part of the guest list."

"WHAT?"


"So how's my favorite fox feeling today?"

[beep] [beep]

"I better be your only fox; not just your favorite."

[smile] [hugs]

[beep] [beep]

...


"Have I told you lately how beautiful you are?"

"It's still your turn to file the paperwork from today."

[grumble]


"Fluff - so, hypothetically..."

"Nope. No hypotheticals from you."

"You ask me them all the time. That's a double-standard."

"Of course. We girls get to pose hypotheticals. You boys are supposed to be decisive."

"Okay. I just thought you'd have an opinion on the number of kits in the family."

"WHAT?"


[AN - I felt Nick was long overdue for a "win" where he got Judy to go "WHAT?" :)]