[AN - Might be the last snippets chapter for a bit. For real this time. :)

I'm more focused on Love's Sting (aka Love's Tales) and am starting to run out of funny quips.

These have some humor but lean towards the more serious romance side.

On a side note, just under 10k views and 2500 visitors in 5 or 6 weeks. I'm sure that's pretty pathetic compared to the real writers on here...but it still feels nice. So let me have my illusion and don't pop my bubble. Okay? =D]

"Carrots, we really need to talk about this...this...planning that you and your mom are doing."

"Well I talk to her again in a few days. I can give you an update then."

"What? No...I mean...you and I need to talk. Us. You and I. We. Talk."

[click]

"If...if...hypothetically...we got did...uh...get married at some point in the future. I wouldn't care if it was Wilde-Hopps or Hopps-Wilde or anything in between."

"All...all that matters to me is that you're my Judy. My bunny. We can figure out everything else as we go. Like we always do."

[mouth drops open]

"Did you have anything you wanted to add to that?"

"..."

[nuzzles muzzle] "My fox."

"According to your discharge papers there's no showering for at least another week."

"I already feel and must smell...ripe."

"I kind of like it. It grows on you after awhile."

"So does fungus."

"NICK!"

"What? My fur's all matted, I've got antiseptic and bandage residue on me...it's nasty."

"Sponge baths are allowed." [innocent expression]

"Do you miss hustling?"

"Honestly? Some days I do."

"Why?"

"Probably the thrill, knowing that I've fooled someone."

"Would you go back to it?"

"Now? I think a certain bunny would take exception to it."

"Aw...scared I'd drag your butt down to lockup?"

"You wish. No. I just...I wouldn't want to let you down."

"What?"

"Knowing that I'd disappointed you so much."

"Nick..." [teary]

"I couldn't stand it if you looked at me and I saw in your eyes how much I'd hurt you by doing something dumb like that."

[crying]

"Oh come here. You bunnies. So emotional." [teary hugs]

"Let me just put this away...EWW! Disgusting!"

"What?"

"When's the last time you cleaned your fridge?"

"You're supposed to clean it?"

"Here you go Fluff."

"What's in the OH MY GOODNESS! YOUR TAIL! WHAT HAPPENED?"

"Let's be clear. The story is I lost a bet, okay?"

"WHAT?"

"When they ask at the station. I. Lost. A Bet. Got it?"

"Oh Nick! You sweet dumb fox." [laughing]

"Carrots?"

"I've..." [chortle] "...been..." [chortle] "...teasing. All this time." [laughter]

"What?"

[snorting] "I...can't...breathe..." [hysterical laughter]