Shego sat up in bed and groggily rubbed at her eyes. The room was familiar, but she definitely wasn't at her place. Glancing around, she noticed a familiar figure beside her.
She froze. "Ok Shego, think, what happened last night?" she asked herself. She hoped to hell she did not just jump in bed with someone the day after she finally admitted out loud that she liked her enemy.
She remembered hanging with Jean and telling her that she liked Kim. Then the topic changed and she started to gripe about her mother being a bitch. And then she remembered that the two went to the bar and started to drink. Then… nothing.
With a groan she face palmed. "Shit."
The person beside her turned towards her and mumbled, "Shego? What's wrong?"
With a slightly wavering voice, the green skinned woman asked, "Jean… what the fuck did we do last night?"
The other woman cracked one eye open slightly. She saw the slightly distressed look on her ex-lovers face and muttered, "After we got stoned we came home and went to sleep."
"So why the fuck aren't we wearing anything?"
"You strip when you're really drunk Shego and I sleep naked. You know it. Now shut up. I'm going back to sleep," she closed her eye.
"You sure we didn't sleep together last night?"
Jean groaned, "No shit we slept together. We're in the same bed. If you were asking if we had sex, no we did not. It's a total turn off to have sex right after you tell me that you've fallen for that redhead. Now then, can we PLEASE go back to sleep?" She pulled the blanket up over her eyes.
Shego was silent as she slipped out of bed and located her clothes. She stretched and then headed to the bathroom, taking a shower and checking herself over. As far as she could tell, they hadn't had sex. There were no love bites, so she was hoping that was a good indicator.
Once out of the bathroom, she walked around to Jean's side of the bed. Even if she had just been freaking out a second ago, the two were still close. She gave a quick peck to the sleeping woman's forehead before heading towards the door, leaving a note on the table saying that she had to go speak with her mother.
As she walked to the bar where her motorcycle was, she sighed in relief that nothing had happened. She did not want any misunderstandings right now.
With her mind finally clearing, she stopped by a gas station to fill up her tank before heading back to the Go Manor to meet with her mother.
The rest of the ride she tried to keep her mind off of the redheaded teen hero who seemed to keep popping up in her mind, and more so on wondering what the hell could have her mother so angry. Pulling up on the driveway and staring at the front doors gave her the impression of heading towards her doom. Whenever she met with her mother she always felt like she was going to be in a world of pain.
She pushed the doors open hesitantly and entered calling out, "I'm back. What did you call me here for?"
"Come into the living room. We're all here," Isabel called back.
Shego groaned and did as she was told. They were all there? Was it something THAT important?
As she entered the room, her mother said, "Sit." Isabel was sitting next to Jason and Hego, and the twins and Mego were on the other side. The only seat left available was the head of the table. This obviously meant she was the center of attention.
"Alright then…" Shego trailed off, taking a cautious seat. "What's this about?"
"The twins are saying they want to follow in your footsteps," Jason suddenly spoke up.
Shego raised an eyebrow and looked at the twins, and then at her father. "Do elaborate. Are you telling me they've turned to lesbianism and your pride can't take it anymore?" She smirked.
He slammed his fist down on the table and began to stand, but Isabel shot him a look, making him freeze on spot.
"Shego, this is serious. Your brothers have told us they want to become evil like you."
The pale woman became silent. She seemed to be shaking lightly for almost a minute before she broke down and started laughing. "Are you fucking kidding me? That's what was so important that you called me back? Wow, you must be losing your touch. You couldn't even straighten those two out!"
"Enough," Isabel said seriously.
That silenced the villain. Then she heaved a sigh, "Alright then, so what's really the problem?"
"They won't listen to reason."
Shego rolled her eyes and turned to the Wegos. "Explain."
"We just want to be like you."
"You're our role model."
"And we also want to hang with you more often."
They both grinned.
"Oh? So when you become evil, where will you work? Just because I'm evil doesn't mean we'll ever see each other."
"We can work for Drakken."
"Nope. Sorry, even if he hired you, I'd just quit. Who knows, after quitting I might join Pumpkin just so that I can have the chance of beating you up and not getting in trouble for it."
They grew silent.
"Not only that, but even with your powers Drakken would probably never succeed in anything without me. You can't beat me, so there's no way in hell you can beat Kimmie."
They started to shrink in their seats.
"Face it guys, you're not cut out for evil. Just give it up," she said with a shrug.
"But if we do that there's even less chance that we'll get to see you."
"So you're saying that the problem is that you don't get to see me, so you guys planned to be evil?"
They nodded.
She grabbed the bridge of her nose and said, "Well, let's fix that then shall we?"
Everyone at the table looked at her in question as they watched her mouth slowly turn into a smile.
"What are we going to do?"
"Is it going to be fun?"
Shego replied easily and with a broad grin, "For the rest of the day the three of us are going to the beach and picking up chicks."
