Author's Note: Alright peeps, so the beginning of this chapter isn't the best... sorry. I wasn't sure how I wanted to do this part of it, and this is just what sort of came of my confusion. Hopefully you guys will like this~ I think the ending of this chapter shall make ya'll happy ;) Enjoy!
EDIT: So just like ch. 20 and ch. 24 I've made edits to this about shego and jean and shego and daniel's relationships and their timings. I'll fully explain everything in chapter 27.
Shego worked her way through the crowd, looking for any single ladies she could help her brothers pick up. She was pleased when she found twins. If she played her cards right, her brothers would be dancing with some girls and then she could turn her sights to the girl she wanted to be dancing with. She glanced over her shoulder at the redheaded hero. The girl was still sprawled out on the beach towel relaxing.
"What is this shit?" Daniel asked one of his workers gruffly. He waved around a picture angrily.
One of his bouncers shrugged, "I don't know. Some hot babe dropped it while walking. I thought that maybe she'd want it back or something so I held onto it."
Daniel took a few deep breaths and stuff the picture in his pocket, trying to erase the image of Kim and Shego with their arms around each other smiling. He stormed out the front of his club and growled, "I'm going to the beach. Close up the club. We're off tonight."
"So, you dropped the picture?" Jean asked, a sly grin on her face.
"Of course. I waved my hips a bit just to entice the bouncer to pick it up and hold onto it," Monique chuckled. "When Daniel gets it, he'll be furious."
"Nobody needs to know that this is them doing the three-legged race, so we'll keep that on the DL."
Mo grinned, "Of course." She turned to look at her best friend who was seemingly not paying attention to her surrounds and just listening to the music. She could tell that was a lie bye how the hero's head seemed to swivel back and forth a little. When following the girl's line of sight, she found Shego on the receiving end.
Jean was about to say something when a handsome blonde walked up to the two of them. He flashed a brilliant smile and held his hand out to Jean, "May I have this dance, milady?"
She took his hand, "You may." She then winked at Monique and was pulled into the fray.
Rolling her eyes the chocolate skinned woman decided that it was time to dance a little, maybe snag herself a cute guy. She told Kim that she was off, and Kim gave a slight nod.
Shego sighed in relief when her brothers started to dance with the twins. Things were going well it would seem. With that out of the way she started making her way through the crowd, planning to do as she'd stated earlier and sweep Kim off her feet.
She had just about made it out of the crowd when a familiar, yet unpleasant, person took her hand. She snarled and pulled back, "What the hell do you want Daniel?"
"To dance, what more could I want?" he asked with a charming smile, taking her hand once again and pulling her towards him.
Snapping back, Shego huffed, "Get over yourself. I'm not dancing with you."
"Is this prick bothering you?" asked Kim. She'd seen the confrontation and immediately appeared behind Shego.
"You're like a puppy. You keep appearing out of nowhere to claim your master, but you have no real control over what she does. So step off, Kim Possible."
Kim grit her teeth and balled her fists. "It'd do you wonders to back off now before you lose your teeth."
Shego placed a hand on Kim's, "Don't worry about this dick, princess. He's just an insolent bug." She tugged Kim away and said, "Come on, let's dance."
The redhead didn't have a chance to object before she was in the sea of bodies and pressed up against the older woman.
Daniel shoved his way through the crowd to pull them apart again. "Don't get so cocky, brat. Shego's mine. Just because you kissed her doesn't mean she'll even want you."
A few people started to notice the argument and stopped dancing, wondering why these people were ruining the mood.
The green skinned woman cocked an eyebrow and smirked as she pulled Kim flush against her. "Oh really? I'm pretty sure you don't know me too well. I'm a lesbian, remember? I tend to want women."
"Yeah, right. You dated me. Besides, she's just a girl," Daniel spat.
Shego rolled her eyes, "You little shit. A lesbian can date a guy. They just tend not to be sexually attracted to the male, but date him for the emotional attraction. I dated you because you were a sweet guy. Then you turned into an ass, cheated on me with two women, and so I was done with you."
A small crowd was starting to gather around them, and most of the women were seeming to side with Shego. This Daniel guy was disgusting if he'd cheat on her with two other women.
"And yet you're the one who slept with me. I wonder what that says about you," he smirked. He looked down at Kim as if her superior. She may have kissed Shego, but she'd never slept with the villain, not with how the two acted around each other.
"I never slept with another guy after. The experience was too disgusting," Shego replied. "I mean honestly, you men just have parts that sort of… dangle from your crotch. Just the thought of it is gross. It's like a giant worm grew out of you and pulses and hardens. And it's just plain disgusting."
Most of the women seemed to be agreeing with the villain on that, and a few men sort of cringed. It made them feel a little awkward the way she described it.
He crossed his arms and said, "Now Shego, I know you're just trying to rile me up, but seriously babe, pretending to date your arch-enemy… even I can see that's a ruse."
Shego blinked, "I'm not dating Kimmy. We met here because of our friends' meddling. I'm interested in her, but she's not interested in me."
Daniel opened his mouth to say something, but closed it promptly. He was confused. After a bit more opening and closing of his mouth, he finally asked, "You mean… you keep hanging around her and flirting with her even when she has no interest in you?"
"Yep. Princess is straight."
Kim frowned, "Woah, woah. Don't talk like I'm not here. And since when did you like me?"
"Oh, was I wrong in saying that you're straight? And does it really matter?" Shego asked, looking at the redhead with arched eyebrows.
"W-Well no…"
"Then I see no problem," she grinned.
Kim blushed.
Daniel frowned and asked, "Why do you hang out with Shego if you know she's only interested in sleeping with you?" He stared at Kim intensely waiting for an answer.
All eyes of the crowd trained on her.
Kim shrugged, "I don't think she's only interested in sleeping with me. She probably would've attacked me in my sleep last night if she just wanted to sleep with me. I mean, we're sharing the same bed already."
"You're what?!" he hissed.
Shego brought her lips to Kim's cheek and kissed it gently. "We're sharing a bed. Something wrong with that?"
"Of course there's something wrong with that!"
"Do tell," Shego said with a smirk, looking around at the crowd. She could already see people taking sides. A lot of the women were frowning in disgust at Daniel, and a few of the men were as well. Others were looking at Shego and Kim, wondering if they were lesbians, and if so trying to decide if that was hot or not. None seemed to be clearly on Daniel's side.
"W-Well, I mean, you're gay but sharing a bed with a girl you like!"
"I'm not doing anything to her. She's not interested in me, remember? Besides, she's a strong independent woman. She could probably fend me off," Shego shrugged.
"Stop making up excuses," he said angrily.
"What excuses? She and I fight on a daily basis. Neither of us ever seem to clearly win since we're both exhausted by the end of our fights. Even if I were to beat her in a fight, I'd probably be too exhausted to even attempt sleeping with her."
Daniel frowned. Things were not going the way they should. Shego was putting up more resistance than he thought, and the crowd surrounding them didn't seem to be taking his side. He was starting to lose face, and he couldn't have that. With a huff he growled, "This isn't over," and stormed off. From a business sense, it would be best if he laid low so his business wouldn't suffer from the scene he'd just created on the beach.
With the antagonizing party gone, people slowly started to go back to dancing, just in time for a slow dance.
Shego grinned and released Kim. She extended her hand and asked, "Care to dance?"
Kim licked her lips nervously and took her hand, "One dance couldn't hurt."
A/N: Sooooo, what'd you think? Daniel still the biggest ass ever? (of course) and I wonder how this dance is gonna go... hmm... and what about Jean and Monique... are those two celebrating just yet? xD Hope you guys enjoyed this :) Let me know what you all think~
