Hey guys. Lego here. And today, we are reading a new chapter! Yeah, another failed intro… Now I know what you are thinking. "Lego, why you give Jess a dick?" "Lego, why you make Endmund gay?" Yes and no. If you read the story, you will find out. MAXIMUM EFFORT!

"Oh…oh no. Shit! It happened. They did it. Fucking great! Goddammit! I'm sorry Jess, but this is a really stressful time for me." I said.

"What the hell are you talking about? What happened? Who did what? Fill me in here!" She said.

"Look, the basics of it is that my father told me that he would remove all competition and I still wouldn't find anyone. He is trying to make me find a mate."

"Uhh…right here! I'm standing right here in all my glory! Come and get it!"

"Um…I'm not ready for this…"

"Quit being a WUSSEH! Come here!"

"I'm not comfor-" is all I could get out before she kissed me and started to get intimate. She grabbed my member and started to rub it from inside my pants. I was already hard from seeing her naked. She proceeded to pull off my pants and it was only when she had my pants at my knees, did I start to join her in the pleasures. I gently pushed her off and got my shirt off before she came back in for another kiss, which I gladly accepted. I let her go down on me before I could change my mind. I hadn't felt his good in my life! I knew it could only get better. I felt a feeling I had never felt before come along. It felt good and she probably sensed it because she went faster and I couldn't take it. I started to arch my back and soon, I felt what I can only assume to be my seed flowing into her mouth. She then went behind me and started prodding my rear with her own 8 inches. I denied her entry and instead teleported behind her and started requesting my own entry. She was hesitant but accepted it. I went in slowly and felt my virginity slide into the realm of non-existence. Basically I am saying I lost my virginity right there. I did a fluent in and out motion and received an arched back and some moans. She started to do her own motions and made my in and out motion go faster. I responded by going faster myself. I made a split second decision and in one move, flipped her on her back and grabbed her length. I started to give her a handjob and before I could change my mind, I leaned down to kiss her to numb the thought of stopping. In the few minutes we kissed, we both came about 3 times each. She went behind me again and requested entry. I hesitated for a long time but eventually accepted. She went in slowly and I started to wince. She noticed this and froze. I urged her to keep going. She went all the way in and pulled back. In and out. In and out. She kept going slightly faster until she reached around and grabbed my length. She then did this for mere seconds before she came all over the inside of me. When the author looked back at what he wrote, he realized, he needed more content.

"Sorry 'bout that." Jess said.

"It's fine. I'll live." Endmund replied.

"I needed to do that. I had no choice."

"Why?"

"To get rid of the curse, I must reach climax inside of a male."

"Oh. Then I was glad to help. Are most of the women in this world as horny as you?"

"They will be. Why do you ask?"

"Will I need clothes? I was kinda always naked in my house back in the end…"

"Nah. Best to keep 'em with you just in case though."

"Ok then. Shall we proceed?"

"Yes we should."

"Alrighty then!" As I said, heading off. We were walking for what seemed like hours when I noticed it was nighttime. We found a spot and cuddled together as we fell asleep. I woke up and saw that Jess was already up. She might be the only mob to ever wake up before an enderman. Anyways, I found her and started to get a bit intimate.

"Hey there, Jess." I said, moving in for a kiss.

"Mm. Hey there Ed." She replied, rather seductively. We met in the middle and had a mini WWE fight in our mouths. I won just like JOHN CENA! Yeah…no. I'm sorry readers. I put my hands on her chest and fondled her glorious body. I got moans of pleasure in return. I took this as a sign and moved one of my hands south, tracing over her contours. Note to self: Jess is ticklish. I kept moving down and when I reached my destination, I decided to enter. Being the inexperienced awkward enderman I am, I got little effect from that journey. She guided my hand and set a rhythm. She let go and I kept the movements going. I found the spot and abused the hell out of it. I soon was soaking in her juices, still abusing the spot. She kept screaming and moaning with pleasure. I pulled my fingers out and she grabbed my hand and sucked her own juices from my fingers. She kissed me so that we could share them. That was the best idea ever! We had to do this again. We separated and in a split second decision, went down on her, expecting to get poked in the eye. I was met with emptiness and found only her entrance. I looked at her and just ignored it altogether. I went back down and started to explore her entrance. I found another spot and abused that one as well. I got a wet face out of that one. I went deeper into my lover and started to explore even further. I found myself struggling and came up for air. That killed the mood. I sat there, erect and all. She came over to me and started to lick up and down my shaft. That got the mood going again. She stopped at the tip and when she saw how much it pleasured me, she stuck the tip in her mouth. I was really enjoying it now. She went even further and got about halfway each time. She did this for a long time and I was almost there. I grabbed her head and shoved it all the way down her throat and shot rope after rope of my warm seed down inside her. I pulled out and she coughed a bit but kept it all down. We laid there for a while, debating energy…

Aaaaaand…scene! Great job everyone! Go home now! Not on guys! This next part is for you! So Overwatch came out and I'm pretty pissed cuz you need either a system with a premium membership or really good internet. I have neither. So I can't play as of yet. Oh well…too bad. Lego, signing off. BOOP!

Auf Wiedersehen!