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The bright flash blinded them for just a moment before they blinked away the blurriness. Ford adjusted his glasses while Stan rubbed his eyes.
"What the heck was that!?" asked Stan as he turned to his twin.
Ford looked at him with wide eyes before yelling, "Stanley! Your shirt it's on fire!"
Stan looked his sleeve to see the small flame. He let out a yelp before patting it out. "Okay. That's weird. What's goin' on here!"
All he heard was Ford gasp before he was pulled by him to the building as couple skateboarders passed by.
"Watch it losers!"
Stan was about to yell back before Ford covered his mouth. Ford shushed him before saying, "Stan. I don't think you realize what just happened. Look around."
Stan did so as his eyes widen. The world was so different then what he saw a couple seconds ago. The cars instead of being the muscle cars he was used were more sleek and more loud. He looked at the people they definitely dressed differently. "Ford, where are we?"
"I don-don't know. It looks like Gravity Falls but doesn't at the same time," answered Ford as he looked around the strange town.
"Well you better figure it out Poindexter," said Stan as he looked around the town.
Ford then gasped as he looked at a nearby newspaper stand. He grabbed Stan harshly before quietly shouting, "Stan! Look at what this article says!"
"Whoa! 75 cents for a paper now that's con even Ma wouldn't do," commented Stan as he shook his head.
Ford rolled his eyes as he said annoyed, "Not the price Stan! The date! Look at the date!"
Stan then read aloud, "June 1st, 2013! Holy Moses! We're a million years in the future!"
"No, actually we're only about 50 years in the future but the future none the less," corrected Ford before Stan could freak out.
"Oh so what's the plan Poindexter?" asked Stan as he leaned against the stand.
"Plan?" asked Ford confusedly.
"You know your plan to help us get back to the past," said Stan as if it was obvious.
"Oh that plan." Ford began to think before snapping his fingers. "The tape measure! That's the time machine! Where is it!"
Stan grabbed the tape measure only to show that it was busted. "Aw nuts."
"Oh no! Our only ticket home is busted! What are we gonna do!" cried out Ford as he began to pace.
Suddenly in unison their stomachs rumbled. Stan then said, "Get food. That's what we're gonna do."
They walked around till they saw a sign that read "Greasy's Diner". They looked at each other before shrugging. They opened the door to see a lot interesting people. Ford and Stan found a booth as they waited for a waitress.
"Spin you dumb thing! Spin!" yelled a voice from behind them. They turned to see an elderly waitress with a lazy eye hitting a pie display.
"Um, I think we're gonna be here for a while," said Stan as he looked away.
Ford grabbed the menu and made a sharp 'yeesh'. He tapped his brother and whispered, "Lee, how much money do we have?"
"Uh I don't know. A buck fifty maybe," answered Stan as placed a spoon on his nose.
"I was a afraid you were gonna say that. We don't have enough. Look the cheapest the thing on here is three bucks. Ugh and I'm so hungry!" groaned Ford as he slid in his booth.
"Heya kiddies. What'cha want to today?" asked Lazy Susan as she walked at the two twins.
"Nothin. We can't afford any of the food and we're so hungry," replied Stan as he hit his head against the table. Soon everyone was looking at their direction which Stan took notice he smiled with an ever so cunning grin. He cleared his throat before going to his 'begging voice'. "Which is just so sad. I mean we get lost."
He soon saw people reaching for their wallets. "Our parents hate us enough to leave us alone for who knows. Maybe forever."
He soon saw green so he added the tears. "And to make it worse we're probably gonna starve to death before we ever make a real friend."
He began to sniffle before he heard a voice, "Take my money! Give it to those poor boys!"
"No take mine first!"
"TAKE MINE! THESE BOYS NEED TO BECOME MEN!"
Soon everyone in the diner was offering to pay for the food. As Lazy Susan began to write down the orders. Stan looked over to his brother to see his mouth dropped. "Hey close that mouth. We gonna get some food soon."
After a heavy meal Stan was stuffed while Ford was still finishing up before Lazy Susan came by and asked, "Are you boys all filled up?"
"Yes ma'am thank you very much," thanked Ford while Stan just burped loudly. "Aw gross."
"Hey that means. I'm officially satisfied," replied Stan as he pat his tummy.
Ford then realized something. "Excuse me miss, but you wouldn't happen to know a good handyman do you?"
"Oh yeah. Just follow the signs," answered Lazy Susan before walking away.
"Follow the signs?" thought Ford as he looked and saw a sign that read "Mystery Shack 1 mile".
"Stanley grab your backpack I think I know where to head to next," said Ford as he looked at the busted time device.
When they reached the Mystery Shack. Stan looked at the Shack and just laughed, "Wow. Look at this place."
"Yeah. I mean it's cool but don't get sidetracked," said Ford as they walked to the gift shop.
"Welcome to Mystery Shack! Where we put the fun in no refunds," greeted the female cashier in her question mark shirt.
"Whoa ! Check it Poindexter this has all your creepy sci-fi junk," pointed out Stan as he pointed to the UniBear head.
"Lee we are trying to find a handyman," said Ford getting annoyed.
"Oh you mean Soos," said the cashier. They looked at her and gave a shrug. "Soos is my boyfriend. He was the handyman before he upgraded to management."
"Oh then probably Miss…Melody," said Ford as he read her name tag.
"Well he's giving a last tour before Mr Pines comes back with the twins so he should be coming in soon," said Melody as she looked at the clock and.
Ford and Stan's eyes widen when she said 'Pines'. They slowly backed away before hiding in the green question mark shirts.
"Ford, did she just say Pines?"
"She did."
"So, are we gonna meet with future family."
"No."
"What? Why not?" asked Stan shocked. He was shocked that Ford didn't want to see more family.
"Stan, by meeting these guys we could potentially ruin the spacetime contuition! Who knows what might happen! The universe might collapse on itself!" explained Ford.
"But Ford-," said Stan before his mouth was covered. Ford shushed him as they heard a bell ring.
"Hello again Mystery Shack! Mabel Pines is back!"
Ford and Stan peeked through the shirts to see a girl around their age in a pink sweater with a pig.
"Mabel! Wait up!"
They turned to see a boy around their age with a winter hat for some strange reason. He breathed in heavily as he carried a white thick book with a blue pine tree on it.
"Both of you kids slow down! Me and Poindexter aren't as young as we used to be so help us carry your stuff!"
Stan gasped quietly before Ford closed his mouth not believing what they hearing. That couldn't be...them. They peek to see them but...old.
"It's quite alright Stanley. Plus you should more fit with being at sea for a year," said Grunkle Ford as he brought in the twin's luggage.
"No way! We actually get to travel the world on the Stan 'O War!" yelled Stan in the shirt rack not realizing it was louder then he wanted. "Aw nuts."
Ford slapped his forehead as he groaned before whispering, "The universe is doomed."
"Hey! Who's there!" yelled Grunkle Ford as he pushed the kids behind him as him and Stan stalked over to the shirt rack.
"Kids stay behind," ordered Grunkle Stan as they went closer to the rack.
The older pair of twins looked at each and nodded before moving the rack away with a mighty push. "Aha!"
"AHHH!" screamed the younger pair of twins.
Before Grunkle Stan or Ford could strike they froze as they stared the younger version of themselves. Their mouths hung down as they stared with a silent scream.
"Hiya," said Ford and Stan bashfully to their older selves before the two old men fainted on sight.
A.N: Hope you enjoyed another chapter of 'Get Two Stans Get Two More". Also a few facts to help:
The journal Dipper has is the design in the real life replica of Journal 3
Yes, this is a year after Weirdmageddon
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