Disclaimer: Lucifer's not mine – luckily, otherwise there would be less dialogue and fun and more angst and drama.
They'd be definitely dating by now, though.
Characters: Lucifer, Trixie
Inspired by: me being tired. Needed ridiculousness.
I guess this would be early on in Season 1.
An unexpected Party
Afterwards he wasn't sure any more what had happened – one moment he'd been at Chloe's on yet another attempt to lure her into his bed (or rather, hers in this case, because it was closer), the next he was sitting on pink, fluffy cushions on the floor in Trixie's room between a Teddy-bear with one ear missing and an old doll.
His hostess was charming (as far as he could tell, he wasn't sure when it came to the spawn), but he had not yet figured out why there was no tea in the tiny pink cup he was holding.
A/N: I would definitely love to see this, ridiculous as it is. Pretty sure at least the Chocolate Cake is real ^^