Disclaimer: I don't own Lucifer, and there's not the slightest chance I ever will.
Characters: Maze, Linda
Additional tags: Ridiculousness!
Deckerstar
"Here, try that one on!"
Maze shoved a hanger towards Linda with something that vaguely resembled a dress – minus the fabric-part.
"Yeah – I'm not wearing that", she said and hung it back up, trying to shut Maze up with a stern look. She was breathing a sigh of relief when Maze didn't argue, but that was only because she had spotted yet another black none-dress: "How about that one?!"
Linda caught er excited friend's arm: "This dress isn't really appropriate for the occasion."
Maze stopped and sighed: "But I won't wear that blue one you've been eyeing since we entered the shop, either. I don't do knee-length."
"That's what I thought", Linda answered, giving her dress of choice one last, longing look before suggesting: "How about we look for something in-between? And not too glamorous, please. We wouldn't want to outshine Chloe on her big day."
"I doubt Lucifer would change his mind again just over our choice of clothes", Maze muttered while meticulously inspecting the available dresses that were somewhere between barely-there and more than knee-length, "he's even been arguing with Chloe whether they should officially request people to refer to them as 'Deckerstar' or 'Chlucifer' or something similarly ridiculous."
"And what did she have to say about that?", Linda asked shaking her head in amusement.
"She pulled her gun on him."