"Kristoff, you will never believe this." That statement never meant anything good. He learned that painfully from his years of dating Anna.

The third year cardiologist sighed. "What is it now Anna? I swear if you are just dragging me to see an interesting picture of a wart you found online-"

"No! Even better." Against his will, the burly man was dragged away from his dorm, glancing at his poor door that was broken in the wake of Anna's all important news.

"Even better...a mole?" He received a glare in response. She opened her mouth, prepared to scold him if it weren't for the irritated voice of a certain second year surgeon resident.

"Shut yer' trap," Merida hissed from her spot in front of a door they were approaching. She was hunched over uncomfortably, pressing her ear firmly against the door he recognized to be Jack and Bunny's.

"Get a load of this," Merida ushered the two to follow her example and lean their ears against the door. Kristoff was a man of pride and some dignity, thus he naturally refused to meddle in other people's lives.

"What? I don't-"

"Jack!"

Kristoff could feel himself pale as he heard the scream being followed by a serious of thumps on the floor. His honor left the door as curiosity got the better of him and he leaned his ear against the door.

"We have to call for help! Sounds like Elsa's being murdered," Kirstoff whispered harshly to the two redheads. Merida looked up from her spot to stare dumbly at him.

"You innocent, naive boy. A wee lamb," Merida cooed as she pinched his cheeks roughly. Kristoff responded by slapping her hand away. He was about to follow up with a retort before he heard Jack's voice.

"You sure you want to go again, Elsa?" Someone sounded tired.

"Yes. Please, please Jack."

"We just did it twice and I'm honestly exhausted. Your lungs should also be tired, too, from all your screaming."

"Just one more round, I promise I'll make it worth your while."

At the last comment Kristoff felt his cheeks heat up at the realization of what was taking place. "Wait are they- mmph!" Merida's hand muffled the man whose voice was getting progressively louder.

"Yes! Now hush!"

"Fine, we can go again. Just give me a few minutes to get back my energy..."

"Don't worry Jack, I'm an expert. I've been at this game long enough to know some techniques."

"What techniques! Elsa's a prude! Always been a prude! How the heck did she manage to sneak out when I never got past the kitchen," Anna could only hiss in bewilderment, not wiling to admit that while the image she held of her innocent sister shattered, her respect for the platinum blonde increased.

"So...you ready now?"

"Yeah, yeah. Sit down already." A slight pause and the sound of shuffling.

"Ready?"

"Ready."

"And...Fight!"

The silence on the side of the door facing the hallway could be cut by a butterknife.

Merida stared at the door which her ear had abandoned. "What the fu-"

"Wait, is that some kind of code word?" Kristoff looked at Merida for enlightenment. All three members of the guilty party held equally red faces displaying their embarrassment but they couldn't help but be surprised with what they last heard.

"I don't get it. Are they having sex or not?" Anna frowned.

"Anna!" Kristoff balked at his girlfriends blunt statement.

"What?" Anna glanced at her boyfriend. "I need to know whether or not I have to get out my castrating tools."

Merida glared at the both of them. "Enough." She glanced at the door. "We're going in," she declared resolutely.

Kristoff panicked at this. "Wait, no we can't do this to them!"

But it was too late as the Scot lifted her heeled boot and gave the door a hard kick.

"Cover whatever you don't want to be seen!"

"What the-? Merida?"

The three eavesdroppers rushed in and stared at the scene before them, which was quite different from what they had in mind. Jack, who was on the floor closest to the TV screen, stared back at them with equal surprise before he looked over at his door which now had a deep groove that looked like a boot mark. Elsa, on the other hand, sat on the couch hunched over a game controller, expertly pressing buttons that made explosions go off on the screen. She spared the intruders a glance before looking back at the screen and giving a triumphant cry.

"I win!"

Jack turned back towards the screen to see his character laying down on the ground with animated X's in it's eyes. "Hey, that's not fair! I was distracted," waving his hand in the direction of their new guests.

"Doesn't matter, I'm surviving longer than you are."

"Whateve- watch out for that chihuahua. It's evil I tell you. Bit off my head last time."

"No! My arms!"

"Hah! You're dead too."

Anna blinked a couple of times to process the rush of information before she finally turned around and grabbed her friends' hands to drag them out with her. Merida closed the door with a click and they remained silent for a moment.

"So, who's up for googling cool moles?"

Elsa cried out again in victory as her cart reached the finish line first. Jack had fallen off a large mushroom before he could reach the coveted checkered line.

"Danggit!" Jack cried.

Elsa cast her boyfriend a pitying smile. "It's okay. I was bad at the game too...when I was 5."

Jack glared at her. Wanting to make amends with the pouting child, Elsa leaned forward and placed a kiss on his cheek. Well, it was going to be on his cheek. Supposed to be, in fact. Jack just had impeccable timing and turned his head to have the kiss land on his mouth. Elsa was the first to pull away as she blushed profusely, not used to this level of intimacy yet in her 3 year relationship. Yes, she was a prude.

"I'm sorry Jack."

"Don't be," Jack smirked.

"I didn't mean f- mmph!" Elsa was tackled on the couch.

Bunny was walking back from an exhausting day in class and all he wanted to do was soak in the tub and fall asleep on his beloved couch. His hand was already gripping the doorknob when his finely tuned ears picked up on something he really should not have heard.

"I'm definitely better at this than you are. You keep getting tired to quickly." Bunny could recognize Elsa's voice.

"Don't care. At the end of the day I'm the real winner because I got to spend time with you." And there is the voice of the bane of Bunny's existence, and friend.

"Gosh, Jack. You can be so cheesy. I'm sure you must have learned some techniques you can show me. You seem to be very experienced." A giggle.

"Fine. But you sure you want to lay down that way? Your going to be even more sore in the morning."

"It's fine. Your couch is comfier than I remembered." A giggle. Great, now Bunny is going to have to burn the dang thing.

"All right then. You can lay down again."

At this point Bunny was already speed walking down to the library. He could get started on the homework that was due last week. He was going to save it for the weekend but what the heck! He wasn't going to get any sleep tonight anyway with those horrible thoughts plaguing him.

The next day Bunny's friends found him asleep in the library slumped against one of the bookshelves. To their amazement he had finished next week's homework, as well. But Merida was concerned about the bags under his eyes and asked if he had a nightmare.

"I'd have preferred that, actually. At least that way I would know that what I heard wasn't real."