Chapter 2: Mona vs. Ashley
Last time, 9-Volt had managed to get his mom out of his house and Mrs. 18-Volt sleeping in his couch.
9-Volt had arrived at Ashley's mansion. He parked his skateboard away from the house and puts it in a forest that's deep.
"Great! I've parked my skateboard deep in the woods! Now...how am I gonna get in?", thought 9-Volt and he tries to look for a way to get in without being noticed.
Then, all of a sudden, he sees the open window and sneaks up to it. He looked in the window and realized that no one was in the room.
"Phew! This is going to be smooth for a little bit.", thought 9-Volt happily and he breaks into the house.
When he breaks in, he got into the living room and wondered if he should put on a cardboard box on. "Nah...putting the box on in this room will make it suspicious...besides, I should be in Ashley's bedroom if I want any sexy information from them.", thought 9-Volt and he decided to sneak around the house to get to her room.
Wario, Dr. Crygor, Jimmy, 18-Volt, and Young Cricket. "Okay...have you got the camera installed in the Mansion doctor?", asked Wario.
"Sure did.", said and he turned on the TV. It shows Ashley's bedroom.
"Okay...where's the remote?", asked Wario.
"What do you mean?", questioned Dr. Crygor.
"You know like...we can change the channel from room to room.", defined Wario.
"I'm sorry Wario, but I only installed it in Ashley's room.", responded Dr. Crygor.
"Wha?!", questioned Wario.
"I tried installing the guest room, but the installation would take too long. It would take about at least 3 days considering this is a big house. Besides, the guest room is really dusty when I looked into it.", explained Dr. Crygor.
"Okay guys...here's the plan...Dribble and Spitz are going to stake out for the rest of the night due to them having a day off. If we're in any trouble, we all can escape instead of running all the way home outside of the mansion. Understood?", asked Wario. Everyone understood the plan.
"Um...Wario? I've got a question. Where's Orbulon?", asked Young Cricket.
"Um...I decided not to invite him due to him being noisy at work.", said Wario and he remembers that Orbulon had cause so many noises in the workplace that Wario is annoyed by the sounds of noisy things. "Turn on the TV Doctor!", exclaimed Wario.
"Shh!", said 18-Volt and Wario is quiet.
"Okay...here it goes.", said Dr. Crygor and he turns on the TV. It shows Ashley's room and the first thing they saw is a cardboard box...a cardboard box that moves.
"What the...why is the box moving? Oh no-Wait! Why does the box have legs!?", exclaimed Wario.
"Shh! We don't want to get caught!", quietly yelled Jimmy.
"Sorry!", quietly yelled Wario. Then, they see a man dress in black getting out of a box, putting the box into the closet, getting into the closet, closing the closet door, and lifting two tabs from a shutter closet door…
"Oh no...a robber is inside the house…", quietly trailed off Young Cricket. He leans towards Wario and whispered, "What should we do?".
"We should get rid of him.", suggested Wario.
Dr. Crygor saw the girls getting into the room and quietly yells, "Everyone! Be Quiet! We'll get rid of that robber later!" and they all get around to watch TV.
Ashley invited the guest to her room. "Wow...your bedroom looks so...clean…", said Ana.
"Yeah...I thought that your bedroom would have the least amount of features…", trailed off Kat.
"Hey! I clean all the time inside this house!", exclaimed Red.
"Red. Calm down.", said Ashley to Red. She turns to Kat and Ana and asks, "Have you two got snacks for this party?".
"Yes! We did bring chips for this party!", exclaimed Kat excitedly.
"Yep! One spicy, one salty!", exclaimed Ana excitedly.
"Hey guys! Am I late for this party? I brought some cookies with me…", said Penny nervously.
"Nope. You're on time Penny. You can put down somewhere on the floor.", said Ashley and Penny puts down her stuff and sits down on the floor.
Then, Mona came in. "Mona. I'm glad that you can make it.", greeted Ashley.
"Thanks! I brought you guys pizzas, sodas, and some alcoholic drinks!", exclaimed Mona happily and she puts it down on the floor. "So...what do you want to do first Ashley?", asked Mona.
"Um...how about if we just eat before doing something else?", answered Ashley with a shrug.
"Yeah I'm hungry.", said Kat.
"Me too Kat.", said Ana.
"I'm starving.", said Penny.
"Okay...we'll all eat...then, we can do something fun Ashley?", asked Mona.
"Yes Mona. We'll do something fun after we eat. You can dig in too Red.", said Ashley. Red was cleaning her room and he was happy that he offered food.
In the attic, the guy's reaction were a bit bored. "Come on...drink some beer…", trailed off Wario.
"Please party…", trailed off Jimmy T.
"Take your clothes off…", trailed off Young Cricket.
"Do something fun will ya?!", quietly yelled 18-Volt and they got shushed by the guys.
"Be quiet or we will get caught!", quietly yelled Dr. Crygor.
9-Volt in the box on the other hand is bored of the girls just eating their food so he took out his GBA and starts playing Wario Land 4 on the second level in the first stage.
When the girls starts drinking boozes, they started to get drunk…
"So...let's talk...about boys...any boys outside of...work…", slurred Penny.
The guys in the attic move closer to hear what they have to say.
"I bet it's going to be one of us!", quietly yelled Wario. "I hope they're not there to talk about hate on me...cause if they do, I would fire them!", thought Wario.
"I hope so too!", quietly exclaimed Young Cricket. "I hope that Ashley will say, 'I love Young Cricket. He's so cute and handsome!'. That would be awesome…", thought Young Cricket.
"I wonder if any of them liked me…", trailed off Jimmy T. "Oh yeah...I just hope one of them will love the way of who I am, especially Penny.", thought Jimmy T.
"I honestly wonder how am I doing with Ana outside of work…", worried 18-Volt.
"I wonder how's Penny doing overall…", worried Dr. Crygor.
9-Volt stops playing Wario Land 4 and tries to listen from a closet. Fortunately for him, the girls do talk loud enough for him to hear.
"Okay...you go first Ana...", slurred Penny and she burped. "Excuse me…", trailed off Penny. The girls laughed at her burping
"Well...I've been dating 18-Volt outside of work and...to tell you the truth...I felt like that my relationship with him outside of work...is going stronger and stronger despite the ups and downs that we have. You know the rules inside of work...we can't do that…", confessed Ana.
The girls and Red awed to Ana while the guys were bored except for 18-Volt which he thought, "I'm glad that the relationship is okay...and I didn't even know it's getting stronger...I'm so happy…".
The girls did drink some more and Penny slurred, "Kat...you're next…".
Kat felt worried and she answered, "Um...no...I don't wanna talk about it…".
"Come on Kat...maybe you have something in common...like 9-Volt?", questioned Mona.
"Actually...9-Volt and I had relationship issues...let's just say that...9-Volt and I don't seem to have fun anymore outside of work…", worried Kat.
"It's okay Kat...you can tell us more...we're girls here and we're outside of work...9-Volt isn't here. You can speak up...make sure you don't tell him at work though, okay?", pleaded Ashley.
Kat thought about it for a moment and said, "Okay...here it goes…". She explains the problem that she's having with 9-Volt.
"I'm sorry to hear that…", trailed off Red.
The girls reaction were worried about her problems of a relationship with 9-Volt.
The guys reaction however, they were mocking at Kat. "Oh boo hoo Kat. My boyfriend thinks that I'm not fun because I'm too serious.", mocked Wario and the guys were laughing.
9-Volt however thought, "Kat...you've seem to be more serious as time go on...you seem more serious than my mom which isn't good for a date. I understand that you've dedicated to be a ninjutsu, but you've taken yourself and your time too seriously and now...I do have a crush on someone else...but I'm not comfortable doing it in public…".
"What I'm most worried about is that...he has a crush...on someone else…", slurred Kat.
"On another girl?", finished Penny.
"On a guy.", corrected Kat.
The girls at the floor spits their drink with a surprised look while the guys reaction would be really shocked. 9-Volt was feeling quietly worried about the truth.
"I wonder...who it is…", trailed of Mona.
"I bet it could be...the wrestler guy from Rhythm Heaven…", slurred Ana and all of the girls (except Kat) laughed.
"This isn't funny you know!", yelled Kat angrily.
"Kat...please calm down...let's enjoy our time here…", trailed off Penny.
Kat calm herself down and apologized. The guys reaction would be really shocked.
The guys are in the attic speculating on who 9-Volt have a crush on. "I wonder who 9-Volt has a crush on…", trailed off Wario.
"I hope it's not me.", said Dr. Crygor.
"I'm not sure if he's that kind of guy who wants to go on a date with another man…", worried 18-Volt.
"I wonder if he finds me sexy…", said Jimmy T.
"I don't think he would find you that sexy Jimmy.", said Young Cricket. Jimmy felt disappointed.
9-Volt thoughts were, "Whew! I'm just glad I didn't come out from the closet…I would've gotten hurt by anyone really.".
"So...anyway...how about you...Mona? How's Wario for you…?", slurred Penny.
"Well...I'll admit that...when I tried to date with Wario...he says that...he already has a girlfriend…", slurred Mona sadly and she drank some more.
The guys got closer to the TV listening to what Mona says. "Wario...who is your girlfriend?", asked Young Cricket.
"Oh...um...I would say you guys have already met her…", responded Wario.
"Who? At Mario Party or one of our co-workers at WarioWare Inc.?", asked 18-Volt.
"That means Mona's going to like me very soon…", said Jimmy and he chuckles.
"I hope it's not one of my granddaughter!", said Dr. Crygor and he realized that he talked too loud. Luckily for them, the girls didn't hear what he says and Wario shushed Dr. Crygor. 9-Volt however, had a different thought about the relations between Mona and Wario outside of Work.
"So...what does the relationship between Mona and Wario? Does that mean they're friends outside of work? If Wario has a girlfriend...then who? Only one way to find out…", thought 9-Volt and he continues to play Wario Land 4 on the second level, third stage.
"Okay Ashley...do you even have...a boyfriend?", questioned Penny drinking.
"Um...no…", slurred Ashley.
"Don't you even like boys Ashley? What about...9-Volt?", asked Mona.
"Hey! Don't you even dare talk about my boyfriend!", exclaimed Kat angrily.
"Kat...you don't have to...get defensive about….your 'boyfriend'...9-Volt's not for me...I bet he just plays video games all day...inside his mom house...That's fine with me...and that's fine with him...heck I even think that 9-Volt is cool…", defended Ashley while being drunk.
In the attic, 18-Volt says, "Wow...I'm glad that my friend didn't come to the party...this would've made him slightly upset when it comes to mixed messages.".
"Yeah...too bad for him. At least we know that Ashley doesn't like 9-Volt.", said Wario.
"9-Volt's way too young for Ashley.", said Jimmy.
"I just wonder about Ashley's life.", said Dr. Crygor.
"I hope she likes me...I've been friends with her for a long time and I think I'm getting closer to her…", thought Young Cricket.
"Ashley...you're sending me mixed messages...I don't really like mixed messages…", thought 9-Volt sadly and he stops playing Wario Land 4 in the middle of the level.
"How about...Jimmy?", asked Mona.
"Eh...I do like his party lifestyle...and he does keep excitement goes up...but I don't like to party too much...not my guy…", slurred Ashley and the girls kept drinking boozes.
"Aw man...that sucks…", said Jimmy T. disappointedly.
"You'll find another girlfriend...soon…", trailed off Wario. The other guys has no comment on that matter. So does 9-Volt.
"Enough about it...so...how about Wario?", asked Kat.
"He...fat...and he has a cute pink nose...with an awesome mustache…", said Ashley. Mona started to get jealous by twitching her eyes.
"Why Ashley?! Why do you have to tell them that Wario's cute? You're so fucking weird when dating Wario!", thought Red.
The guys were shocked to hear Ashley's comment and Young Cricket thought, "No way...she Wario's girlfriend? That means she doesn't like me…". Young Cricket is heartbroken.
"Oooh! This is going to get interesting!", thought Wario.
"Wow...Ashley thought he was hot...XD", thought Jimmy T. and he chuckles quietly.
"What does Wario got to do with Ashley?", thought 18-Volt.
"I...don't even know what to think about this….", thought Dr. Crygor.
9-Volt thought that, "Whoa...she got some serious issues when dating with Wario.".
"Oh really? You think his nose and mustaches are cute? Well I think his face is cute.", said Mona hoping to make Ashley felt disgust about Wario.
"I think Wario has a good face and a good mental mindset despite what others think of him.", said Ashley hoping to stop Mona and make her cringe.
"I like Wario's muscles! He so strong and was able to carry anything over 100 pounds!", exclaimed Mona.
"Despite him being fat, it's rare for a fat person to have a strong arms and legs and I love it! This guys is really special to me!", exclaimed Ashley.
"But I've been feeding him healthy food several times and it works!", exclaimed Mona.
"And I made him go do some exercise for several times and it takes time to lose some weight!", exclaimed Ashley.
"Grr...I have been a Wario fan...for the last 24 years!", yelled Mona.
"Well, I have been dating Wario for the last 5 YEARS!", yelled Ashley. All of the girls and guys gasped in surprise.
9-Volt thought, "Oh my god!". And he gets out his cellphone and starts recording.
"You...You...YOU SON OF A BITCH!", yelled Mona and she jumps to Ashley to fight her and Ashley fights back. Mona pulls Ashley's hair and Ashley does the same.
The guys in the attic huddle around the TV and they were excited to see a catfight between Mona and Ashley.
"Come on. Come on. Rip your clothes off Mona and Ashley.", said Wario. "Wow! My fangirl vs. my girlfriend! I'm glad that they could fight over me...they don't have to worry about that...I can make it work between both of them…", thought Wario.
"Yeah. Kiss each other...Kiss each other...Mmm...please kiss each other.", said Jimmy T.
"Hurry up Ashley...you too Mona...I want to see the ending of you two…", said Young Cricket.
"Rub, Rub. Rub your skin. Please Ashley and Mona? Please rub each other?", rapped 18-Volt (DK Rap).
Dr. Crygor's reaction was astoundingly surprised, "Wow! I didn't think it's going to be that sexy...this is fun...", thought Dr. Crygor. Dr. Crygor took a closer look to the TV to see his granddaughter...cheering for them with Red.
"Yeah! Yeah! Come on girls! Rub your breast on each other! Rub it until you two feel the real deal!", exclaimed Penny. Kat tries to break up the fight while Ana is being slightly defensive on herself.
"Go Ashley!", cheered Red.
"You only got Wario just because you're so popular in the media!", yelled Mona and Mona kept pulling Ashley's hair and at the same time, slaps Ashley.
"Wario only like your pizza! It's not going to last as you might think!", yelled Ashley and she does the same to Mona.
"Both of you! Scratch all of your clothes away!", said Penny in a really creepy look on her face...smiling...and drooling.
"You can do it Ashley!", cheered Red.
"Wario likes me because I'm fun for him!", yelled Mona.
"He like me because I have a great personality for him!", yelled Ashley.
Mona slaps on Ashley and Ashley just tries to rip her clothes off in anger. In response, Mona also tries to rip her clothes off, but Ashley kept slapping on her face harshly.
"Yeah! You two are sexy…kiss each other. Kiss each other!", exclaimed Penny.
Ana looks at Penny weirdly and says, "Are you alright Penny? You seem to be...enjoying it.".
"Huh?", questioned Penny and she rubbed the drool off of her face. "Oh yeah...I'm fine…", trailed off Penny and she was quite embarrassed for not helping the girls stop the catfight. Her face is blushing red.
"My god Penny...you seem to be interested more in the girls catfight than I thought you would be…", thought Dr. Crygor and he was shocked at Penny Crygor.
9-Volt quietly cheered, "Yeah! Get her Mona! Show what you're made out of!".
Ana hears something from a closet door and says, "Huh?". Then she thought, "I hear a voice...in the closet…".
She went to go look in the closet. 9-Volt stops recording and scoots back as much as he can. When Ana opens the closet, she found out that Ashley has full of boxes inside the closet.
"Huh. Ashley has a lot of boxes in the closet...oh well…I must be hearing things…", trailed off Ana and she closes the door. 9-Volt gets back into position and starts recording again.
Red similarly heard something in the attic and he's about to go check the attic. The guys had to hide and cover the TV. Red looks in the attic and he was looking through it carefully. Red saw something covered but thought, "Naw I don't want to get dust on myself.". Red then exit the attic.
The guys came out of the hiding places in the attic and they sigh in relief.
Kat finally manages to break up the cat fight between Mona and Ashley. Mona's T-shirt collar were only ripped while Ashley's scarf and partial neck collar were only ripped.
"Please stop fighting you two! Stop fighting whoever get 'Wario' and you both must apologize!", yelled Kat.
They both apologize about what they've done. The guys in the attic and 9-Volt awe in disappointment quietly because there's no victory for them and they expect Mona and Ashley to kiss each other. 9-Volt stops recording in his phone.
"And all of you three are stupid enough not to stop the fight!", exclaimed Kat angrily. Then Kat points to Ana and say, "You're scared not to stop the fight so you can go to the closet just so they won't hurt you! What happen to your skill of mastering Ninjutsu?!".
Ana explains her reason and Kat act like she believes in Ana, but not really. "Yeah right, you seem to be scared Ana.", thought Kat.
"Red! You're not helping to stop your 'master' from fighting! What were you thinking you bad boy?!", scolded Kat. Red is defensive about the situation but Ashley shows more disappointment to Red.
"Look Red. I'm disappointed in you. You didn't let us stop fighting and you expect me to win? Go to your room Red just for 1 full hour or I will immediately cook you for dinner!", exclaimed Ashley angrily with her white hair waving and her eyes turn to red. She points out the door for Red.
Red gets out of the room and cries. 9-Volt and the guys in the attic had a quiet but mocking laughter towards Red.
"And you Penny...you seems to like those two girls fighting? What the fuck is wrong with you?!", exclaimed Kat.
Penny face is blushing red and at the same time, she's quite scared. "Um...I don't know….", trailed off Penny.
Ashley puts her right arm on Penny's right shoulder and asks, "Penny...be honest...are you...gay?".
"Yes...please tell us...if you're gay…", trailed off Mona.
Penny is already scared, sweating, blushing on her whole face, and is about to cry…
Will Penny Crygor reveal that she's gay? What other information will 9-Volt and the guys will get from the girls? And what's wrong with Kat? Tune in next time for more chapters of "9-Volt and the Sleepover Spies".
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